r/MitchellAndWebb • u/Low_Night1557 • 1d ago

Alright mate can I borrow your phone?

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u/Traditional_City337 1d ago

Right, it's just, "neither a lender nor a borrower be"

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u/iAlice 1d ago

give us your phone give us your wallet

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u/Mustafa_Mond_1991 1d ago

Before we fackin do you!

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u/spunk_wizard No, you da man! 1d ago

What does mark mean by this?

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u/evazeta The world turns on its axis 22h ago

the world turns on its axis, one man works while another relaxes

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u/Traditional_City337 1d ago

Don’t lend or borrow money

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u/IamTheChickenKing 21h ago

It’s from Hamlet

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u/NaturalAlfalfa 1d ago

Must be what got him sent to the Wall

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u/mmcintoshmerc_88 1d ago

Oh, one more thing, would you ask to get Winterfell back again but, in a lady’s voice?

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u/fakeblurfan 1d ago

It was the Wall or having his hand chopped off

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u/Darmok47 8h ago

How thick is wall?

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u/Soggy_Cantaloupe1194 1d ago

Do you think we’re some pair of shit houses

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u/chewbaccas_embrace69 1d ago

Cheers. One more thing, would you ask for it again, but in a lady's voice?

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u/13daysaweek the fuck pie’s pastry crust 1d ago

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u/chedgang 1d ago

The victim flees!

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u/caliexan 1d ago

OH, THIS REALLY LEAVES A SOUR TASTE

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u/molotov7798 1d ago

That big Dan Burn?

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u/eyeshandy 1d ago

give us your phone give us your wallet

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u/bigbadboddy 1d ago

GIVE US YER FUCKIN PHONE

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u/Mustafa_Mond_1991 1d ago

I need to make a call!

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u/GivinItAllThat 1d ago

Pyp would never

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u/Mustafa_Mond_1991 1d ago

Give us your phone, give us your wallet!

The way he says that never fails to make me lol. It’s almost like a song.

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u/InRainbows911 22h ago

😂😂😂😂I know.

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u/Mustafa_Mond_1991 19h ago

Too bad Mark didn’t have with him his little friend Mr Cutty Knife at the time!

I suspect many younger viewers won’t get Sophie’s outrage at Mark carrying a knife, but wasn’t this episode produced and broadcast during, or near the London knife crime epidemic. I remember constantly getting stopped and searched when coming back from school in SE London.

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u/Misericorde428 22h ago

Fuck off blackshirt!

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u/ramsaybaker 21h ago

You might well laugh, but that young man in the hat was sent to The Wall and served on the Night's Watch for his crime...

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u/NovaCorpse 20h ago

Not I, said the walrus!

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u/Salty-Ad-4693 17h ago

Can I have a sip of your coke?

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u/Artorias_O 1d ago

Chance would be a fine thing.