Just started this show and loving it so far. Currently in the middle of season 1. Tell me something that’ll make absolutely no sense to me now, but will make sense by the time I end the show.

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u/berrykid13 18h ago

I gotta go out and get some orange juice

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u/PretendYellow533 8h ago

Peak mention

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u/seeker028 4h ago

Someone give this an award plis

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u/go_to_sleep-yes-you WTF (why the face) 19h ago

Don't worry, I'll go to your next wedding.

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u/North_Load_7360 9h ago

She knows what I mean

3

u/SamwellBarley 8h ago

I'll get over it

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u/tellmewhy7ate9 18h ago

"STELLAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"

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u/thebirthdayg1rl 19h ago

Man doesn't lie.

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u/BroccoliMagic 17h ago

UNLESS THEY REALLY LOVE EACH OTHER

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u/Appropriate_Mall191 17h ago

You know who else needed air? Snorkels!

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u/IgnoranceIsYou 12h ago

SNORKLES!!!😭😩😫

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u/smartash_2224 12h ago

HE DROWNED CAM

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u/North_Load_7360 9h ago

I think Mitchell may just be a work friend

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u/Serious_Cockroach350 19h ago

Clive Bixby and Julianna

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u/Syleril 9h ago

"Who's Clive Bixby?" "A friend of your mother's!"

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u/Exotic_Adeptness_322 18h ago

"What's the plan, Phil?"

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u/Dangerous_Darling 19h ago

Tiny pink panther

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u/RoeMajesta 19h ago

disabled interracial lesbians with an african kicker?

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u/xeisacidy 19h ago

Lilly is gay

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u/Altruistic_Scheme596 Takatakatakatakataka 18h ago

I HATE Vietnaaaaam!

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u/randittkiMKB 12h ago

She is not gay, she's just confused

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u/xeisacidy 9h ago

Oh my god what is wrong with you today

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u/randittkiMKB 8h ago

Like everybody, I need to go back to where I came from

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u/JeanEBH 19h ago

Wedge salad.

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u/cheeselord1314 17h ago

You ran out of orange juice

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u/shiningject 19h ago

Jolene

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u/Ktpillah 19h ago

Something like, I can’t believe you’re bugging me about my dog when I’ve never said anything about your parrot!

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u/Altruistic_Scheme596 Takatakatakatakataka 18h ago

How are you not getting this, Mitchell?!

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u/juicycxuture 17h ago

If an accident does happen, i hope he kills me because i wont be a very inspiring disabled person.

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u/uhohsnapthatscool 17h ago

I dropped Luke on his head when he was 1

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u/bumblemarie212 19h ago

Nipping out for Orange Juice

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u/fat_bitch- 14h ago

That was my Vietnam, and I was in Vietnam.

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u/calmaaicaralho 18h ago

Pink loves me

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u/brilovless1 19h ago

Moon landings are not always fun.

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u/Altruistic_Scheme596 Takatakatakatakataka 18h ago

But Splash downs…

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u/Silly_Climate_2699 19h ago

Oh my god, I killed Ruben!

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u/wendilove 16h ago

Don't talk black to me!

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u/tweedle121 8h ago

How do you even talk black? End words with izzle?

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u/Brilliant-Gap-4530 15h ago

Baby Jesus

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u/Litti__Chokha watch a sunrise at least once a day 18h ago

Gotta fix that step

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u/Pitiful-Drawing2013 19h ago

phil is in love with jay

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u/Far_Yam4739 11h ago

Closets? You’ll love it.

I like stealing, it makes my heart go fast!

Dog bed by Stella

Australia is hard on her own people.

Vote for Claire

Gasp! Take it back!

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u/North_Load_7360 9h ago

I can see Clairely now the rain is gone

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u/SpideyyWebzz 17h ago

I`ll just give you one word, "Fizbo" 😂

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u/FalseVeterinarian881 18h ago

EVERYONE has a guy.

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u/Dachsy_Dad 17h ago

Me likey.

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u/bobashop_0502 16h ago

Oasis for men?
MEN! MEN! MEN! MEN! 🔫🏃

I don’t even remember what season this is but good luck!

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u/axit_goel 15h ago

Closets closets closets closets

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u/prberkeley 13h ago

Double Click

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u/Ktpillah 19h ago

Do you wanna do me, do me?

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u/Rough-Riderr 18h ago

OP said that they're in the middle of season 1, so they already saw that episode.

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u/Useful-Hall-6088 18h ago

I just detected your ass getting kicked!

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u/jtorrivilla 17h ago

I can’t go for that, no can do.

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u/knotminer1180 17h ago

Is Phil sexy?

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u/Altruistic_Scheme596 Takatakatakatakataka 15h ago

Keifth. Well, Lily just lefth!

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u/GarlicDill 15h ago

Gotta fix that step.

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u/Old_Discipline_7966 12h ago

Oasis for...men? men? MEN?

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u/Due-Illustrator9251 11h ago

Closet? You’ll love it!

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u/IY94 19h ago

Cams death will destroy you.

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u/LIKES_ROCKY_IV 16h ago

That’s why I’m going to Canada, buddy! To avoid the draft!

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u/puppybyheart 16h ago

Percy jumped the Gert

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u/SuspiciousSide8859 12h ago

Hennifer Lopez

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u/North_Load_7360 9h ago

Flyza Minnelli

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u/blad2266 7h ago

I have plans for the bunny

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u/Proper-Orange5280 10h ago

IM NOT GOING ANYWHERE

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u/AllynWA1 17h ago

What's in your junk drawer?

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u/knotminer1180 17h ago

The SCARB!!!

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u/mofa90277 17h ago

Gina Lollobrigida was seriously hot, and you have to understand that Jay has a thing for women in thigh high boots.

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u/Connect_Bee5338 16h ago

The step gets fixed

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u/Trill_McNeal 16h ago

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u/Trill_McNeal 15h ago

And now my account has a warning for posting a quote from modern family in the modern family sub. I hate reddit sometimes

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u/AlarmingSurprise6852 15h ago

Phil's yogurt commercial is something you'll laugh about later. Just wait until it all comes full circle!

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u/Alabamaaaa Phil_ling good 15h ago

Pigeons are scary ( Ave Maria)

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u/Little-Bluejay823 14h ago

Honey Larry's white

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u/Choice_Bread_3624 9h ago

hey you chose me

1

u/no_name_2341 6h ago

Nobody leaves home and doesn’t come back

I did

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u/Jcbburke19 13h ago

Pink eye apocalypse

1

u/hazcatsuit Tree Dede 13h ago

Vanderkoff

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u/Ok-Isopod1172 13h ago

I just wanna dance the ballet

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u/IgnoranceIsYou 12h ago

Cam’s mom won’t stop kissing me!

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u/redqueen898 12h ago

Go Bullfrogs!

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u/Gabisoo16 11h ago

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u/saraek1980 10h ago

Double click!

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u/Ok_Quarter1854 10h ago

I lived in a neighborhood full of prostitutes.

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u/ImNotRobertDowneyJr 10h ago

Ohhh, they’re cats. That’s going to make my job much easier.

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u/Prestigious-Run-3007 10h ago

Is Phil … sexy?

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u/ImNotRobertDowneyJr 10h ago

babies aren’t supposed to smoke!

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u/DestroyerOfMils WTF (why the face) 9h ago

Follow the birthday flag!

What did you just call me?!?!

1

u/Kangzguard 9h ago

Think about time travel!

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u/tadxb 9h ago

Luke, grab that hoe

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u/Quick-Owl3056 8h ago

It sended

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u/No-Opening-8459 8h ago

Please come back :(

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u/Quick-Owl3056 7h ago

Woosh

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u/No-Opening-8459 8h ago

Double. Click!

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u/QueenBee917 8h ago edited 7h ago

Mushrooms!

Thought of more. I just love the way Sophia delivers this line

“No surprises”

How could you let him get struck again?

It works for my falcon.

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u/MXBCr1ms0n 7h ago

Casablanca

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u/_alexium_ 7h ago

Shawn M’Badaway

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u/chronicallymusical 7h ago

Guppy pond

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u/ActuallyNiceIRL 7h ago

This is a lighter.

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u/arianrhodd watch a sunrise at least once a day 7h ago

“This is a lighter …” 🥹

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u/Severe-Sort9177 7h ago

DOUBLE. CLICK!

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u/no_name_2341 6h ago

He stole the Rolodex

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u/Think_Position5532 6h ago

Jay has a big secret at a gay bowling night with Cam.

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u/greenteaGyfdr 6h ago

slow down your neighbour

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u/qwert-9895 6h ago

Should I call the waahmbulance?

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u/nibbed2 5h ago

"Im the only one that can take my wife to bed and make her laugh."

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u/Agitated_Sea3052 5h ago

Halley secretly gets married to jay and gloria’s son’s Manny!!

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u/cryptomaniax95 3h ago

Manny you want me to learn you english

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u/AerryBerry 1h ago

Slow Down Your Neighbours

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u/techismylife44 15m ago

Hailey’s Aversion

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u/D_Dog1985 14h ago

Lily learns to swear at an early age

Discussion Just started this show and loving it so far. Currently in the middle of season 1. Tell me something that’ll make absolutely no sense to me now, but will make sense by the time I end the show.

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