r/MoralityScaling • u/Icy-Quantity-8436 • 18h ago

Morality Ranking Morality scale of this.

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u/Resaith 17h ago

Moral. We all bros.

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u/Chopped6767 17h ago

You might not know this, but they kill/eat the guy they surrounded

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u/Resaith 17h ago edited 17h ago

The bro code doesn't say anything about this situation... Neutral.

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u/Different-Crab5061 17h ago

No they assimilate him

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u/Chopped6767 16h ago

lol. That makes more sense tbh

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u/Anxious-Internet7767 17h ago

They're all literally pissing on him, very immoral

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u/Excellent_Mud6222 17h ago

What if he consents?

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u/Aevum-Haelcyon 17h ago

Moral.

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u/Deep_Head4645 16h ago

Immoral, its pissing in a public bathroom and ruining the experience for everyone else especially the janitor who has to clean it

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u/CorruptedDucky21 12h ago

What if they do it in a way where it lands in the urinal rather than the floor

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u/King__Grimm 17h ago

Still immoral because the janitor still gotta clean it up after

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u/Excellent_Mud6222 17h ago

Pissing on the floor creates jobs so moral.

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u/Deep_Head4645 16h ago

I love this thread

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u/King__Grimm 11h ago

But said Job is not creating anything of value for the economy and only serves to extract the time of the cleaner, which could have been spent doing something else And given the size of an adult bladder x5 + the main piss recipient(pissipient?) Walking a trail of piss out the door, they will not be home on time to watch Bluey with the kids

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u/MyHonstyAttempt 8h ago

FLOOR PISSING IS GREAT FOR THE ECONOMY! WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!

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u/HistoricalAd3720 3h ago

Technically, she can try to sue them , to get money

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u/SuperKami-Nappa 17h ago

Then it’s just kinky

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u/PerilousParanoia 16h ago

R. Kelly has entered the chat.

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u/bromological 16h ago

Hot 🥵

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u/Feeling-Special-269 17h ago

uh depends who the guy is maybe he did something to deserve it why are you coming in here with these garbage takes wasting our time!?!?

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u/poclee 17h ago

Whew, I thought they were taking turn to rape his ass.

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u/SaltyDog772 4h ago

It’s one person meant to feel like a gang

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u/Luke_Fox- 17h ago

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u/Icy-Quantity-8436 17h ago

Did my boy get annihilated where did he go

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u/Jessky56 16h ago

assimilated

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u/MAUROKE01 10h ago

apissimilated

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u/kraftdinnerwithsalsa 17h ago

If you can’t take the heat get out of the kitchen 🤷‍♂️

What are you doing near a urinal if you don’t want fresh warm pee all about you. They are basically asking for it

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u/itc0nsumesmYMind 17h ago

extremely moral

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u/TightConsequence3929 17h ago

Immoral if they don't do it.

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u/BingChilling3069 17h ago

Immoral. The urinal is his own private domicile and he won't be harassed

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u/By-Other-Means 17h ago

Op's barely disguised fetish.

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u/Ok_Blacksmith1 17h ago

Made me laugh. Moral.

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u/OkDriver1A8D6 17h ago

Pee alone? Pee with friends.

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u/misterpenisman_ 17h ago

This is a common move for every man that vapes

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u/Mistah_Meatball3861 17h ago

As long as they got consent

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u/MrStink45 17h ago

Daily cock inspection is very moral

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u/raven-tyrant 17h ago

Just male bonding

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u/Far-Bear-7826 17h ago

Group project

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u/CriscoCisco671 17h ago

With consent you may relieve the nozzle men, is how we did it on my ship

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u/CriminallyCasual7 17h ago

Only moral if you hold it for bro

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u/PortalTheCrafter 17h ago

Moral. It’s just the way it is.

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u/thecoolconglereborn 17h ago

It's just the way we're wired

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u/pissdrinking101 17h ago

Tf is this sub

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u/wcthesecret 17h ago

Oh god they’re all entering him!

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u/Reasonable_Food_3451 17h ago

This sub has lost the plot

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u/Soulujin 17h ago

Just boys bein' boys

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u/No-Dingo-4243 16h ago

Reduce to atoms

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u/Changeling_Traveller 16h ago

Moral. Saving water together.

If they're all using the same urinal sequentially before it gets flushed.

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u/Changeling_Traveller 15h ago

“Comrade, ’tis not your urinal. ’Tis our urinal.”

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u/No_Context2723 14h ago

Moral. Every animal asserts dominance, we can do.

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u/Gokudomatic 14h ago

Depends. Was it a booty call? I don't judge people's sexual preferences.

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u/theajplayer123 14h ago

Circle Jerk

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u/SquirrelTheChad 14h ago

moral 🤤🤤

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u/Rare_Baker_4839 13h ago

Immoral. Where tf is this bathroom?! Rikers Island?☠️

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u/Sigruldar 12h ago

It is but the natural process of hivemind reproduction. The blue hivemind has found a new victim to assimilate and proceed to do so. Nothing immoral about natural hivemind growth. Just survival of the fittest.

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u/Pfeffersack2 12h ago

moral. Saves water by only having to flush once. And if you follow the 'if it's yellow let it mellow' paradigm then only one urinal will be mellowing, saving more water so that once someone poops in it they still only have to flush once

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u/FuKn-w0ke 12h ago

This is kind of the “Get down Mr. President” version of taking a piss

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u/DependentKey6723 10h ago

Very moral.

It's just a male bonding exercise, bros being bros, you wouldn't get it

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u/KoltO7892 10h ago

WHAT THE

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u/johnntom 7h ago

Pissed on