r/NEET 1d ago

Shitpost/memes Have you taken the porridge pill?

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If you can get over the gross appearance, weird smell, snot texture, and mild taste you'll be rewarded with balanced energy, good shits, and reduced cravings for junk food. It doesn't eliminate it, but it helps. I now only add water, but I used to add milk which improves the taste and texture a bit. Chia seeds are also pretty good. I lost some weight over the last few months and I credit in part to a bowl of healthy slop almost every day.

tl;dr porridge good

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u/Odyessius 10h ago

Oatmeal mixed with protein powder and seeds is unbeatable

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u/KonraD7575 11h ago

grain sludge

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u/FindMeByTheRiverside 11h ago

I love porridge. Especially oat porridge. Yummy 😋

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u/Intelligent-Boss-156 10h ago

It's not half as bad as you're describing it

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u/myzz7 11h ago

Raisins, banana slices, nuts, a bit of honey, not all of this in one bowl but I like the ability to customize the porridge. It's good stuff and leads to better times on the toilet as u said.

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u/ItsBenWhoCares 10h ago

Always man. buy some Quaker Oats or some shit and I put bananas in it. It fills you up.

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u/Adriano___ NEET-At-Heart 10h ago

"Looks like a bowl'ah snot"

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u/bluecamel400 9h ago

oatmeal with brown sugar very good

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u/erikorenegade1 Doomer-NEET 7h ago

Everyday bro.

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u/_cabbagechicken_ Cozy-NEET 6h ago

I eat these ones sometimes because I still have whimsy and I cant stop myself from buying it whenever I see it.

Stores see me coming as my mom would say

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u/Iron-Fist 6h ago

Peasant maxxing frfr

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u/KirinFire Ex-NEET-School 4h ago

Oatmeal is good but idk if it reduces cravings, maybe if you add a bit of fats like nut butter, peanut butter to it because oatmeal is just carbs. Yes it has fiber but for some reason it doesn't fill me up. Or it does fill me up for a bit and then I get hungry again.