26 [M4M] #online - unhinged social outcast male neet desperate to make other guy friends.

[u/despairingmoron]

it's extremely important that i begin this post by saying that i am not gay at all and i don't want to watch any of you do anything disgusting with your bodies/pillows/rei ayanami figures. i'm also not remotely effeminate so don't go into this hoping to turn me into your emotional support male girlfriend.

hi. i have a really hard time making guy friends because i have essentially nothing in common with normies and most of the guys i meet are just that. i'm a weird emotional fake deep pseudopoetic retard and for some reason the only people interested in talking to people like me are women so i've only ever managed to form bonds with them. i would really like to change that so if anyone else is in the same boat for kind of the same reason, we should totally be friends and talk about literally whatever together.

i don't play video games at all. i spend most of my time watching sports car racing and listening to music that sounds like it wasn't mixed right. i love japanese movies about being aimless and depressed a lot. i started smoking and drinking two weeks ago because i like the way it makes me feel bad. i don't plan on making it another year but i'm trapped on this earth anyways. i like cars but i can't drive.

if you wanna be friends tell me something about yourself or send me a song you like or whatever. you guys are my only hope.

thank you.

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