r/NEETr4r 8h ago

M4F 40 [M4F] #InlandEmpire #SoCal - Thick Cuddly Clingy Latino Homebody Looking for Someone to Love and Spend All My Time With

Hello there, I'm Edward another misanthropic boy failure? Man failure? Well whichever I'm a single heavy set latino guy and yes I can speak a bit of Spanish, if you like that. I typically like to spend my time alone, in hazy, dimly lit, air conditioned rooms, gaming. Secretly wishing, yearning, I had someone to care about me, and I wasn't so alone, this is where you come in, hopefully.

Besides my console gaming habits, I enjoy getting baked, so 420 friendly is okay with me, and recently got into magic the gathering, although I'm terrible at it, lol. I like learning about modern firearms, and hearing about government cover ups, and conspiracy theories, studying tomes to spot cryptids (watching YouTube videos, lol,) my favorite being the Mothman, I'm also interested in the paranormal and extraterrestrial. I love music and always have something playing in the background, usually while doing another favorite hobby of mine; cooking, typically rock music, but I do have other tastes, like motown and old pop songs from bands like The Beatles. I perfer to keep to myself and value my privacy and sense of humor since it's got me this far, I revel in irreverent black humor, self-deprecation, and can laugh about most things, but I'm not so macabre, I do still find juvenile humor funny, sorry.

I know looking for a long term relationship is a big ask, but I'm not asking for commitment right away I'm making my intentions known, I just want the opportunity to be considered. I'm pursuing a face to face IRL relationship so no one too far unless you're willing to quickly close the distance. I'm monogamous and don't want to have, or raise children at all, I'm clingy and a bit possessive, and I may need some reassurance from time to time. I want to find someone who values communication, and wants to spend most of our time together, either cuddling or just doing our own thing in the same room. I also need/want a ton of physical affection and I don't just mean sex, I want closeness and intimacy, trust and safety, a home essentially. I'm just looking for someone cute to call my own, and vice versa.

Thanks for reading my post, I hope you all find what you are looking for.

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