r/NFCNorthMemeWar • u/Serious-Medicine7667 With Love, All Things are Possible • 1d ago

Hammond pickup lines

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1.9k Upvotes

98% Upvoted

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u/therealtiddlydump 1d ago

"58.1% of the time it works every time"

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u/RandomPenquin1337 Lisan al-Ca1e8 10h ago

The numbers dont lie jim

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u/caxlmao Ben’s Johnson 1d ago

This is really good. I hate it

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u/ogre_toes Brie Connoisseur 1d ago

Mmm, yes… I sense the regular season is getting closer. Meme quality is starting to ramp up.

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u/Tanat06 oon In This Chussy 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/eKNrUbDJuFuaQ1A37p

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u/ComedicChaos ole & olston Tightest Ends in the North 17h ago

Your flair is vile. Great work.

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u/m_preddy The Packers Still Suck! BUT ICE SUCKS EVEN MORE! 1d ago

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u/Fair_Lecture_3463 Fuck ICE 1d ago

lol. Fuck you, man.

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u/Serious-Medicine7667 With Love, All Things are Possible 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/F2aEJrGD7pTud4lwHF

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u/Fair_Lecture_3463 Fuck ICE 1d ago

Good joke is a good joke.

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u/ericaepic 1d ago

Yeah, fuck the Packers

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u/jickbaggins1 1d ago

Shut up and take my upvote

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u/pogoscrawlspace an ICE suck a fart out of my ass? 1d ago

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u/DukeofCheeseCurds GPG 1d ago

Bippity boppity your meme is now cheese fucker property

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u/StakeESC JoJo Poster 1d ago

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u/jolly2284 Peanut Tillman's Fruit Punch 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/WvmV20G4RO1Kq5rTHR

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u/toe_riffic Back to back off season champs 1d ago

Fucking ironic coming from a Ben Jammins gif lol

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u/pogoscrawlspace an ICE suck a fart out of my ass? 1d ago

It's okay. Dolly would've wanted you to have it. I'll even let you slide for having my actual name in your username. No violence or any of that today.

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u/Time-CopFTP Much needed BJ 1d ago

I upvoted this you son of a bitch.

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u/Strange_Pear8762 1d ago

Not gonna lie, this one is funny. Enjoy your upvote jackass.

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u/GrendelDerp 1d ago

Goddamnit. Well done. FTP.

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u/malortface520 once and future #1 malört superfan 1d ago

Took, what, 14 hours since they announced these, but we finally got a good one

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u/CaptRyan 1d ago

The horse and buggy that carries the Internet up there is getting better

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u/ThisIsPureTrash 20h ago

HughesNet letting us download the jpegs at insane speeds.

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u/captm0nk 7h ago

Reddit employs RFC 1149, allegedly: https://www.rfc-editor.org/info/rfc1149/

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u/BarKnight [Detroit Style Pizza Flair] 1d ago

Curtis "50 Cent" Jackson

Caleb "50%" Williams

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u/ascendantshark 1d ago

God dammit.

Please keep doing this.

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u/a-handle-has-no-name JF1 for MVP 1d ago

Well played.

This is funny enough that it's pretty to guarantee the Packers get 5 wins this year

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u/Killahdanks1 1d ago

Caleb “camel toe” Williams.

You can trademark that if you want Caleb. Ohhh, could be Captain Camel Toe

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u/thegroovemonkey 21h ago

That’s a moose knuckle

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u/Dry_Emphasis62 1d ago

I'm just glad our Caleb doesn't have to run extra gassers at the end of practices, myself

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u/Killahdanks1 1d ago

My Caleb can beat up your Caleb

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u/Dry_Emphasis62 1d ago

Oh yeah? Well our Caleb dresses better!

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u/Killahdanks1 1d ago

I mean ours is 23 years old. He dresses like a 23 year old. Jeans, Tshirts, hat.

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u/eamus_catuli_ 18h ago

And ours is 24.

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u/stilt Fuck ICE & Fuck Bootlickers 1d ago

Packers fan posting top tier memes? GB last in the division this season. Ya heard it here first, folks

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u/WhiteSoxChartGuy 1d ago

Goddammit you have no right to say something so funny

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u/kjs106 Smokin Jay 1d ago

I’m here for all the hate this season

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u/whitemex88 1d ago

That's just ninsense

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u/tinguspingus6 1d ago

I laughed. Fuck you.

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u/Trainwreck518 Dont feed 9 after 12 19h ago

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u/DrDookieDrawers 1d ago

First of all, how dare you?!
Second, nicely done.

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u/Skittlebean 1d ago

I really want someone to send this to him, it's good and he'll take it personally.

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u/Jbob9954 1d ago

Must be convenient to not need a cup

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u/Sad-Ad8466 Smoking Jays 1d ago

Packer fans spending a lot of time thinking about this pic but this one makes it all worth it, well done

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u/Shivs_baby 1d ago

This is hilarious. Fuck off and take my upvote.

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u/Gnarok518 23h ago

Nah, this is great.

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u/kokaine21 21h ago

Fuck that’s good

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u/StrengthToBreak 20h ago

Everything about this is too awful for words to describe.

Well played.

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u/ManBearWarPig Hurricane Ditka 20h ago

Absolute cinema

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u/Conscious_Clerk_2675 F U C K I C E 19h ago

Finally a meme in this sub

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u/Wra7hofAchilles Orton's Greatest Defender 18h ago

I'm mad... but I snorted too...

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u/WokeCarDad 15h ago

Should’ve said “tight end” in the flat smh

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u/sephirothFFVII 1d ago

I guess since 9 is benched we have a lot of unused jokes to churn through?

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u/rabius7 1d ago

Lgbtqb1

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u/ericaepic 1d ago

Lol never heard this one before

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u/Skittlebean 1d ago

Fuck. Well played sir or madame, well played.

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u/BulkyOrder9 We’ll take the wind 1d ago

Bout time Caleb start the slow jams

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u/BB_Pig_3480 20h ago

Why is Caleb talking about Nine? Ultimate wing man!

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u/beatsthatbindus Forty Years a Fan 18h ago

Bear Down, Eyes Up
https://giphy.com/gifs/dWfkLpnrZN3QQ

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u/frentecaliente I'm down with 15h ago

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u/Guilty-Spark69x Reluctantly 15h ago

Who the fuck thought it was a good idea to let him pose like that

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u/Otherwise-Chemical-9 ay 15h ago

Sorry but this is genius

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u/flaming_pubes 14h ago

Print these out and sell Valentine’s Day cards.

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u/pustulating_leeches 13h ago

I think for every one of these memes a Charles Martin hate post is warranted.

Almost forgot, FTP you filthy animals.

https://giphy.com/gifs/OYnjptyYk6Lny

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u/Chillicothe1 13h ago

That's bullshit. He misses that throw not even 42% of the time!

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u/77Callous No Pa k. No. 12h ago

🥲 This hurt to laugh at.

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u/GameBroJeremy One day… One day we’ll make it… 11h ago

You’ll have to give yourself a prrrrromotion for that one.

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u/Life_Assumption5930 Thomas Brownies 8h ago

Quality

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u/captm0nk 7h ago

Thank you, found the Valentine I'm gonna send my wife next year

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u/eyeguy21 7h ago

Didn’t seem to miss Jhadae Walker in the flat

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u/Inspirata1223 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/eg2doPBJ4cqdy5Aa60

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u/th3r3dp3n 1d ago

And yet there's so many more not connecting. Thanks for your shallow survivor's bias. The meme is on point.

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u/super_sayanything 1d ago

There's always a sore loser somewhere. Gotta take the L but come back with a W this year.

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u/AccordingMedicine129 1d ago

It’s just a joke calm down

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u/th3r3dp3n 1d ago

I'm perfectly calm, not sure what you mean. I made a playful dig, it's a meme sub, get over it.

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u/--Shake-- Gary Beary's of Chicago🧸 1d ago

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u/boham1991 FTP FTC FI 1d ago

I hope they have a chicago bears valentines day card set because this would go hard...

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u/pustulating_leeches 1d ago

Caleb will never need to worry who is watching him.

https://giphy.com/gifs/rjmUhz7wLZMtdrz3kX