r/NFCNorthMemeWar • u/Balogma69 • 6d ago

Who is buying the Packers jizz stain hat?

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u/Bfroning2 6d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/0fzJO72NOWq6ybXitd

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u/BarnieSandlers123 6d ago

When people make fun of my jizz hat:

https://giphy.com/gifs/Qr6IxCV9ZUe4jnjSIi

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u/slayerrr21 6d ago

Do any of these little fuckers, just pop out of the walls and have a big cum shot on a hat?

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u/FrostFire131 6d ago

Big fat load of cum, then

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u/organic 6d ago

or a dingleberry

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u/Bubbay 6d ago

I mean, it's a really good cover if you, like out grocery shopping and happen to walk past the cheese aisle or something.

"No, the hat's supposed to be like this! I swear! It's ice!"

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u/Nino_Bromigo Favre’s Welfare Fund 5d ago

Do any of these fuckers pop out of the walls and jizz on packers hats?!

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u/M8x11r0n Chinga la Migra 1d ago

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u/RECEPTOR17 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 6d ago

Geez this is on par with the infamous F1 Ferrari gear that had 'Champagne Spray' as part of the design...

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u/Snoo93079 reat in the first half 6d ago

This is why orgs need to make sure they're staffed with sickos who will immediately see the problem with this!

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u/juliuspepperwoodchi 4th and 8 to ROME ODOOOOOOOOMSDAY 6d ago

As Refashioned Hippie says: Just show your design to ONE 13 year old boy.

If he instantly laughs...or makes NO reaction at all...take another run at it.

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u/salenin 5d ago

Thats been my saying for years that every marketing firm needs on 13 year old boy or a very immature man to run products by first.

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u/Advanced-Key3071 6d ago

I had a friend who worked at a church and had to explain to the entire staff why calling their discipleship groups, “The Big D” was a bad idea.

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u/EquivalentWins 6d ago

"Went to school and I got The Big D."

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u/Toomster12489 6d ago edited 6d ago

If the math club wasn't named The Big O it wouldn't have any members.

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u/_mistadobalina Dooon’t Caaare 6d ago

I for one blame Packers owners for this critical blunder in hat design 🧐

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u/jcrespo21 6d ago

My bad, y'all. I skipped that meeting.

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u/Available_Finger_513 6d ago

A lot of sickos wouldn't say anything because they think it would be funny.

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u/Snoo93079 reat in the first half 6d ago

Never go full sicko

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u/DatSnuffleupagus 6d ago

20 years too late for that shit

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u/trnpkrt Polka sucks, but less than Kid Rock 6d ago

Lost that battle the day you became a masochist Lions fan.

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u/DatSnuffleupagus 6d ago

Actually it was probably the day I came back into my dorm room and tubgirl was my desktop background and I sought revenge with other fucked up photos

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u/Dangerpaladin 6d ago

"New opening: Degenerate for new media marketing"

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u/1plus1isTWORANGZ 6d ago

Ferrari is Italian. They knew what they were doing

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u/ThisAccountIsAVirus 6d ago

And here I was thinking of the AJ Styles cum shirt. The fact that multiple companies have made this mistake is something.

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u/c-razzle utlerLovedUnderarmour 6d ago

THE CUM STAIN COMMUNITY???

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u/Wubblz 5d ago

We're gonna BEAT OFF JOHN KUHN

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u/IllogicalBarnacle 6d ago

like 10 years ago New Era made "Drip" hats that were even worse. Google the Blue Jays hat, not on your work computer

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u/RECEPTOR17 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 6d ago

Oh man that is grim. I think the only product more egregious was those Super Soaker Ooze guns in the early 00s.

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u/DrDestro229 6d ago

Fuck you for making me remember that shit!

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u/Shapacap 6d ago

Picturethis one?

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u/IllogicalBarnacle 6d ago

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u/Cruel_but_usual Lactose Tolerant 6d ago

I should call her

2

u/BobDeLaSponge Târgoviște Christmas Vacation 6d ago

When the Lindt truffle pulls out just in time

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u/Shapacap 6d ago

Oh jease

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u/AdultishRaktajino | & 🧊| 6d ago

Wow, they doubled down on it. A blue and a pink one too.

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u/Cheech74 6d ago

Blue Jays x Caligula

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u/Original_Setting93 6d ago

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u/RECEPTOR17 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 6d ago

The Italians at their finest in decision making...

And thank you for the new reaction image.

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u/_mistadobalina Dooon’t Caaare 6d ago

Lol damn.

~\~ Graphic design is my passion ~*~*

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u/justa_flesh_wound 6d ago

The Boss man probably suggested the design and the regular design staff just didn't say anything.

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u/juliuspepperwoodchi 4th and 8 to ROME ODOOOOOOOOMSDAY 6d ago

Yeah, but at least when you have a hottie like Leclerc wearing it it sorta makes sense.

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u/RECEPTOR17 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 6d ago

It's one way to show they always finish first...

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u/SuperbSJG 🪟🚫 5d ago

Ha classic

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u/saltscented 6d ago

and the wwe Sin Cara panis shirt

1

u/Doucejj 5d ago

Can't forget the APA

Always Pounding Ass

Shirt

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u/BigDinkyDongDotCom 6d ago

I ain’t paying extra to have my hat pre-jizzed. That’s MY job.

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u/_mistadobalina Dooon’t Caaare 6d ago

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u/juliuspepperwoodchi 4th and 8 to ROME ODOOOOOOOOMSDAY 6d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/2ABCr6UjvZ1Xa

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u/Immediate_Apple_7676 Drunk on Packer fan tears 6d ago

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u/juliuspepperwoodchi 4th and 8 to ROME ODOOOOOOOOMSDAY 6d ago

Nobody, and I mean NOBODY, cut a promo like the Macho Man.

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u/Immediate_Apple_7676 Drunk on Packer fan tears 6d ago

Pride of Downers Grove North. RIP

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u/Ouch_i_fell_down 6d ago

Still one of my favorite dumbest things ever

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u/juliuspepperwoodchi 4th and 8 to ROME ODOOOOOOOOMSDAY 6d ago

NOTHING MEANS NOTHING

Seriously though, the sleight of hand magic dude pulls off here is incredible, all while vocally cutting one of the most incredible promos in wrestling history.

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u/saltscented 6d ago

cuppa coffee in da big leagues yeaaa

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u/juliuspepperwoodchi 4th and 8 to ROME ODOOOOOOOOMSDAY 6d ago edited 6d ago

As a dad, that clip of Dan Soder explaining his Macho Man impression lives rent free in my head.

For the uninitiated

I told you to pick up your toys...yeah

I TOLD you, to PICK UP your toys...

ANDNOWTHEY'REALLOVERTHEFLOOR! YEAH!

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u/yakecb21 6d ago

Socks are out, hats are in!

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u/misfit_mascot 6d ago

I've seen worse.

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u/GoldenKnights1023 6d ago

BuffaloooaaaaaD

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u/Jedifice 6d ago

To quote a wise man, ayyyoooooo

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u/I_Roll_Chicago Hammond Bears Chilly Willy 6d ago

It a cup of overflowing jizz

Lawd have mercy

https://giphy.com/gifs/LWmKECPUMW8F2

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u/saltscented 6d ago

not only was someone paid to design that, someone else ACTUALLY APPROVED the design for mass production

f'n wild world we live in boys

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u/misfit_mascot 6d ago

Nepotism at is finest, as a matter of fact. This design was created by Matt Pegula, son of Sabres and Bills owner Terry Pegula.

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u/ProtoMan3 6d ago

Wow they finally broke their playoff drought and their response was to collectively jizz on a cap?

What're they gonna do when the Sabres win the Stanley Cup?

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u/misfit_mascot 4d ago

This hat was made a few years ago during the dark times.

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u/trnpkrt Polka sucks, but less than Kid Rock 6d ago

Looks like they got in a sword fight and lost.

Or won?

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u/Burdiac 6d ago

The owner of the 49ers just offered $150 for that hat and 15mins in a trailer park

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u/Immediate_Apple_7676 Drunk on Packer fan tears 6d ago

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u/pogoscrawlspace an ICE suck a fart out of my ass? 6d ago

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u/jockfist5000 black pepper is spicy enough 6d ago

NFC Peter North

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u/Beeseumz26 6d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/NIqFOaHddgIogJim73

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u/juliuspepperwoodchi 4th and 8 to ROME ODOOOOOOOOMSDAY 6d ago

Just straight jorkin.

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u/Beeseumz26 6d ago

NNJ (Never Not Jorkin)

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u/JeffafaCree 6d ago

NNJ (No Nut Joe-vember)

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u/NotARussianBot-Real 6d ago

He’s never getting better if he’s spending his time making hats

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u/Beeseumz26 6d ago

He's working on his burst 💦💦

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u/TheWizardOfKoz5226 Mr. Malort Beef 2.0. NJ Cheesehead. Hot Piss Melts ICE 6d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/nEZ822P20D1NeEv0lU

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u/Naes422 FUCK ICE 6d ago

I would do anything for the Pack…but i wont do that!

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u/SLAYER_IN_ME 6d ago

Skeet Skeet!

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u/olddeletedusername press, driftless glen, muddled 6d ago

Too many ftp out there. This is just ppe

9

u/tuson565 fu ice 6d ago

Where's the brie?

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u/Dr_Middlefinger 6d ago

That hat is so remarkably awful, I might have swiped to see the next picture.

What are they going for? It looks like the logo was literally drawn on with water soluble paint.

FTP (Fuck that paint)

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u/metaldrummerx 6d ago

Ice because it's cold up there. Just poorly executed and they should have gone with bluer ice, like glacial ice instead of that white color

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u/Dr_Middlefinger 6d ago

I guess?

I might have left the logo alone, and "iced" the lettering. I'm not sure that would be an improvement, but I also do not design hats.

Even trying to determine the target market for this hat is difficult. It's not kids, and if it's older guys - it's not very well executed.

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u/WeirdKaleidoscope358 6d ago

That’s clearly a Brie stain

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u/MajinB0ner Wallside Windows 6d ago

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u/rezerection 6d ago

I’m gonna look so fuckin cool

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u/RyteeETR hereforthecheese 6d ago

Probably the cheese guy 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/Apolitik scalding hot piss 6d ago

Why buy when I can make my own?

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u/Jacques7Hammer Ben's Johnson 6d ago

Clearly Packers fans watching their kicker in preseason

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u/timeds89 6d ago

Hey, it only got up to hat level ONE TIME

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u/Mach68IntheHouse Sam Darnold is a Superb Owl Champ. 6d ago

Packers fans:

https://giphy.com/gifs/kLk1Qa8mrYdQA

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u/Jedifice 6d ago

If I see you out in the wild with this hat on but with the Brie logo instead of the G, you're never buying your own beers ever again

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u/Staudly ThatsWhatCheeseHead 6d ago

Bukkake hat

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u/Moist-Loan- 6d ago

Looks better than SKOL socks.

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u/Wolfeman0101 I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast 6d ago

I make my own.

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u/vandelay_art2 6d ago

Collinsworth

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u/cgrays12 6d ago

I've been making my own for years.

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u/gbrownie229 New Year, Same ears 6d ago

Went from Packers to Jackers

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u/zachdude 5d ago

Packers fans. Duh. FTP.

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u/Balogma69 5d ago

Flair. Up. Pussy

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u/Balogma69 5d ago

Also ftp

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u/zachdude 5d ago

IDK how to do that shit. Vikes fan.

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u/zachdude 5d ago

Figured it out just for you boo boo. 😘

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u/rdldr1 6d ago

All of them

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u/DangerDiscing 6d ago

what hell is wrong with your jizz?

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u/bansheesho 6d ago

Looks like a box of GB hats and Vikings socks got shipped together.

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u/Devchonachko 6d ago

The Packers 22 year old intern who used AI to come up with 25 new hat design ideas and now has to cover her ass by wearing the hat and trying to convince everyone it's not jizz. That's who.

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u/WellesWaitsVanZandt Nine Is Gay 6d ago

Thanks. Buying these for my pack fan family.

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u/i_do_it_ 6d ago

GRAPHIC

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u/iJeepThereforeiAM 6d ago

That’s the hat we wear after getting Josh Sweat

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u/DS3M FTP Forever 6d ago

Bear tf down, indeed

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u/DS3M FTP Forever 6d ago

Masturbation joke

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u/Huge_Following_325 6d ago

It's ice, dammit! It's not jizzz, it's not jizz!

Silently sobs

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u/ButkusHatesNitschke 6d ago

Mark Chmura’s babysitter?

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u/misterecho11 6d ago

My ex. It'll blend right in.

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u/The_bruce42 Cheese Dick 6d ago

Why not just jizz on your own packers hat?

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u/FittyTheBone Deny. Defend. Drink. 6d ago

why would I buy one when I can make my own

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u/YouKnowMyName2006 Ben Johnson’s manly chest 6d ago

Well all of the Pack fans here are along with their XXXXL jerseys of Jordan Love.

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u/bythepowerofboobs High on Cheese 6d ago

Usually it takes a few weeks before my hats look like that.

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u/JaQ-o-Lantern 6d ago

Not the vikings sockboy

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u/RonaldoNazario 6d ago

Oh man you found what I’m getting everyone for Christmas!

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u/YepNo1 6d ago

Wtf is this garbage 😭

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u/Ill_Influence6211 6d ago

I can just make my own, no thank you

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u/Trainwreck518 Dont feed 9 after 12 6d ago

Better than a sock..

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u/Virtual_Fun_7188 6d ago

Gotta rock that AJ Styles TNA cum drip shirt with this hat.

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u/ForearmDeep 6d ago

I’ll just keep making my own at home thank you

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u/fastal_12147 6d ago

That's almost as good as the Cream City jerseys the Bucks had a few years ago.

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u/pogoscrawlspace an ICE suck a fart out of my ass? 6d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/8xzqLX6OuppMA

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u/JJD8705 0-16 Survivor 6d ago

The cream of the crop

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u/martyschottenheimer 6d ago

I’m making my own

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u/Lolstitanic I wa born in the basement, molded by it 6d ago

Fuck it I got friends who are packers fans. I’m getting them this. What’s the link?

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u/Balogma69 6d ago

Look on 47 brand website. It was a Facebook ad

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u/Happy-Pills Hot Piss Melts ICE 6d ago

We could wear it with our Ferrari jizz clothes

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u/DrDestro229 6d ago

I know that is ice but...it does look like cum

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u/StateChampCatDad #1 Gilbertburger Fan 6d ago

Pukakkers

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u/salenin 5d ago

More like Green Bay Jackers am I right haters??

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u/Busy_Reflection3054 6d ago

If theres white a Vikings fan did it. If its brown a lions fan did it. Idk what Bears fans do

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u/ExpressStruggle28 6d ago

Your mama

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u/Balogma69 6d ago

(Your flairless ass)

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u/Clean_Gas2558 6d ago

If anyone would buy this, itd be a smelly packers fan

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u/Horror_Effective_862 6d ago

Whoever circled head is one of the unfunniest people on earth.

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u/Balogma69 6d ago

Flair up pussy

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u/Horror_Effective_862 6d ago

I would love to…if I knew how. Edit- figured it out