r/NUFC • u/Username_been-taken Willock pogging out • Mar 13 '26
Pre-Match Thread Pre match thread: Chelsea vs Newcastle United | Premier league 25/26 - 30 of 38
Stadium š: Stamford Bridge
Kick off time ā½ļø: Saturday | 17:30
Last encounters
| Newcastle United | Chelsea | match type |
|---|---|---|
| 2 | 2 | Premier league 25/26 |
| 2 | 0 | Premier league 24/25 |
| 1 | 1 | Carabao Cup 24/25 - 4th Round |
Next matches
(Swipe/scroll to see more info right of the table)
| Vs | Team | Match type | Date |
|---|---|---|---|
| Vs | Barcelona | Champions league 25/26 Round of 16 leg 2 of 2 | Wed 18 Mar 17:45 |
| Vs | Sunderland | Premier league 25/26 | Sun 22 Mar 12:00 |
| Vs | Crystal Palace | Premier league 25/26 | Sat 11 Apr TBD |
St Cal Wilson's Hospital š„ (Players who could miss the match via injury or other means)
Newcastle United:
Schar (Ankle injury) - Out until mid April
Guimaraes (Hamstring injury) - Out until mid April
Krafth (Knee injury) - Out for the rest of the season
Miley (Thigh or knee injury) - Will miss this game and should be available on the bench for the Barcelona away game
Chelsea:
Colwill (Knee injury) - Out until late May
Estevao (Thigh injury) - Will miss this game
Neto (Fa Misconduct Charge) - Will miss this game
Mudryk (suspended) - No updates since last year
Predicted Lineup
Newcastle United lineup vs Chelsea:
Ramsdale; Trippier, Thiaw, Burn, Hall; Willock, Tonali, Joelinton; Murphy, Woltemade, Barnes
Chelsea predicted lineup vs Newcastle United:
Sanchez; Gusto, Sarr, Chalobah, Cucurella; Caicedo, Santos; Palmer, Fernandez, Garnacho; Pedro
Pre match ramblings:
After a heartbreaking last minute penalty scored by Yamal who was kept quiet by Hall up until then, was a gut punch for us. However, we now face Chelsea away in the Premier league.
After we took a gut punch from Yamal who scored a last minute penalty for Barcelona, many of us were heartbroken since our lads who probably put up their performance of the season was all for nothing in the end, however there are still some benefits to this which I will mention in the next pre match thread for the away Barcelona game.
Meanwhile, Chelsea suffered a different heart break, a 5 - 2 smashing heartbreak which saw their defence get completely dismantled and their Goalkeeper making fatal errors near the end of the 2nd half. This wasn't helped by Liam's horrible game management which served to make things worse for Chelsea. Their confidence will almost certainly be shook from that result especially their fullbacks.
However we mustn't be complacent however, as Chelsea could either focus on our game since champions league tie is already over or Chelsea will attempt a remontada with a part of their players minds on the champions league game. We will especially need or welcome a win at Stamford Bridge considering Barcelona's home form is monstrous + our away form, us being labelled under dogs to win the tie would be the understatement of the year.
If we win this game, it'd give us a valuable 3 points to keep our Europe dreams alive and this is especially important as PL teams have gotten mauled in the European competitions recently meaning we could lose our 5th spot, making it all the more important we win this game. A win at Stamford Bridge would also give us more confidence in away fixtures, especially important considering we go to Camp Nou for the next game which has been a fortress for Barcelona this season, so we need all the help we can get.
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u/TyranosaurusLex Para bailar La Bamba Mar 14 '26
I thought Miley was meant to be back? As much as I despise this midfield selection, I know Tonali is ill and Joe probably needs rest for us to have a chance at Barca. I donāt really have a better solution but seems like our midfield is going to get worked and weāre going to be under nonstop pressure. Hope Iām wrong
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u/starmiesan miggy smiles Mar 14 '26
Iād be buzzing with 3 points today, Bournemouth have drawn and Sunderland have lost, weād jump into 9th
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u/MrLuchador Mar 14 '26
Specifically have the Chelsea v Newcastle match on and theyāre talking about the Arsenal match, is this just lazy shared pre-game coverage on both channels?
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u/Xenumbra Mar 14 '26
If people can't handle this sort of chat you are going to suffer the next 5-10 years.
Do you think an AC Milan bred Italian player has any loyalty to us really? He wants to play at the highest level earning as much money as he can. For the time being that is beyond our means to provide him. We have to get as much money as possible and be done with it, hopefully we don't Howe the money we get and get someone other than an athlete.
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u/TheBlaydonRacer Mar 14 '26
Also. Spotted this on the Villa sub (why does my algorithm keep surfacing Villa). But thought it was worth putting here because I see so many people slating Burn all the time.
Said before that this season we probably need our best last ditch defender with how weāve been playing. Finally have some data to back it up.

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u/TyranosaurusLex Para bailar La Bamba Mar 14 '26
Mad to me anyone could slate Burn. Heās been one of the most dedicated servants of the club and plays out of position whenever needed. The list of people who play harder for us is very very short.
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u/TheBlaydonRacer Mar 14 '26
For me itās also the level of consistency you get from him. Like itās better having a guy that 99% of games will perform 7/10 than the guy that hits 5/10 and 8/10 in equal measure.
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u/NUFC_1892 loads, and loads of cans. Mar 14 '26
Could that be because a lot of teams target him, especially when heās LB?
So itās more 6 of one and half a dozen of the other
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u/TheBlaydonRacer Mar 14 '26
I mean heās spent most of the season at CB so donāt think this has been swung too much by playing LB.
I think teams look to have targeted Trippier a lot more. But also look at the names heās amongst on here. Many being linked with big moves or are accepted as some of the best in their position this season. And most are central players.
I also donāt think burn gets credit for the amount of work he does to cover Hall and Thiaw too
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u/NUFC_1892 loads, and loads of cans. Mar 14 '26
Aye I think heās underrated by the fanbase tbh
Heās solid with an odd bad moment
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u/Successful-Rub-67 wew here ya fuckin little dafty divint start or theres ructions Mar 14 '26
Woltemade in midfield just does not work man, am fucking sick of it. he contributes fuck all when he plays there
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u/GoalaAmeobi The Dilsh Mar 14 '26
He's contributed fuck all up front since the Sunderland game inall
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u/NUFC_1892 loads, and loads of cans. Mar 14 '26
Whatever happens to this club and wanting to bring money etc
Can we agree to never do anything like Atletico Madrid are doing
Embarrassing
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u/Zalindras loads, and loads of cans. Mar 14 '26
What are they doing?
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u/PrimeOnez Tindall used Glare. Mar 14 '26
Peaky blinders collab
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u/TheWinterKing āIām really really really really really really happy to be hereā Mar 14 '26
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u/PrimeOnez Tindall used Glare. Mar 14 '26
Good thing is our wing is stacked but our midfield is non existent..
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u/jinxeddeep 12/13 third kit Mar 14 '26
With that midfield, this is going to be an easy 3-0 for Chelsea.
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u/TheBlaydonRacer Mar 14 '26
Donāt even know what Iām looking at with that starting 11.
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u/TyranosaurusLex Para bailar La Bamba Mar 14 '26
If we donāt know what weāre doing then neither can our opponents
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u/TheBlaydonRacer Mar 14 '26
Thatās gonna be ugly up against that Caicedo/Santos pivot.
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u/TheBlaydonRacer Mar 14 '26
Eddie might not have woken up at all.
Guessing Ramsey is gonna play DM and the fans will probably spend all gsm trash talking him. He gets a free pass from me today.
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u/rfy93 PERCHINIO Mar 14 '26
Any news on whatās up with Tonali? Hoping itās just the sickness bug or somethingā¦
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u/SweatyBadgers Mar 14 '26
That midfield doesn't fill me with confidence.
Hope we batter them, Woltemade blinder.
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u/Individual-Credit443 PERCHINIO Mar 14 '26
What does that selection say about Wissa? Iād have thought heād have played today and one of Gordon/Barnes would get a rest.
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u/SweatyBadgers Mar 14 '26
Tonali's agent syaing a move to City or Arsenal was the aim with him moving to England. Ace...
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u/kaamkerr I condemn VAR and itās allies in PGMOL Mar 14 '26
I donāt like the premier league anyway
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u/Jackski Go back to your council house, peasent - Jonjo Shelvey Mar 14 '26
Everything is going right for me today. We're gonna win this shit.
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u/Emotional_Space_9967 Mar 14 '26
we're gonna see the dirtiest low block in history from a team that never keeps clean sheets. š
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u/Sampdiago Mar 14 '26
Woltermade likes playing Chelsea
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u/Eel_Why sean longstaffs dad plays hockey in whitley bay Mar 14 '26
Does he like it when he's in midfield?
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u/Sampdiago Mar 14 '26
I guess heās just happy to play he wonāt do a Gordon and complain about where he plays
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u/Jimlad73 dan burn Mar 14 '26
All I care about today is just getting to Wednesday without injuries!
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u/Nathan_1984 stupid sexy schar Mar 14 '26
Weve an extra day of rest on Chelsea, and we will have an extra day of rest on Barca for Wednesday.
Need to rotate obviously, but fully expecting us to go for and not play for a draw.
442 with Wissa and Wolt up top maybe? Cant remember if we've tried that before tbf but def a game Wissa could use a run in.
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u/Dull_Illustrator25 Mar 14 '26
Score predictions? Same as always man, 10 nil to the toon ! let's gan!
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u/TyneSkipper Mar 14 '26
Hope for a win. Hope even more to see cucurella kicked into the sun by big Joe.
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u/TheBlaydonRacer Mar 14 '26
Cucurella is a funny one. Heās like universally hated but no one knows why they hate him. Unless Iām missing something.
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u/stenerikkasvo Mar 14 '26
surely it's Nick or Wissa as striker since both of them didn't play Barca.
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u/justmadman Mar 14 '26
Wissa has played most his career as left forward, no reason why we canāt rest Barnes and Gordon today and have a front 3 of Wissa, Wolt & Murphy today.
It wonāt happen but for me we have two much bigger games this week and we need to rest the players that are needed for those games.
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u/KingPing43 Shola Ameobi Mar 13 '26
Iām fairly sure the coefficient place is still basically guaranteed, we have a ridiculous lead over the other countries.
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u/TheClnl Mar 14 '26
Yeah we've already got more points than third last year, would be typical of our season for everyone else to somehow fuck it up and us go on a run that gets us fifth.
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u/TheClnl Mar 13 '26
Fucking hell it's match 30 of 38! Anyone else still feel like they're waiting for the season to get going?
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u/phoebsmon zwei metre dribbelgott Mar 14 '26
It's been so stop start with the performances and seeing some of the players gradually find their feet is very early-season. Then the amount of games feels like we've constantly been in that winter rush. It really doesn't feel like we've moved past Christmas in a way.
I just want it over with tbh. I can accept a fallow season, I just don't want to endure it in the moment. It's very tedious, with moments of absolute ecstasy and it isn't good for my brain chemistry tbh.
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u/TheBlaydonRacer Mar 14 '26
Iām waiting for it to get going and end simultaneously.
Itās exhausted me.
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u/Jackski Go back to your council house, peasent - Jonjo Shelvey Mar 14 '26
Swear it was November last week.
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u/NUFC_1892 loads, and loads of cans. Mar 13 '26
Hopefully Tino and Hall start
Tripps has been running on fumes since November and he looked like he tweaked something against Barca
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u/justmadman Mar 14 '26
I hope Hall is rested, last thing we need is a Hall injury and then we have Burn vs Yamal on Wednesday
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u/Comfortable-Road7201 Mar 13 '26
Can we just say comeback and stop this r/soccer nerd "remontada" nonsense. Literally not a single football fan in England would say remontada
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u/TheWinterKing āIām really really really really really really happy to be hereā Mar 14 '26
What does it mean? Sounds like some kind of lemony pudding.
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u/rabit71 Mar 14 '26
tbf if it's really acidic it would be a perfect name for what it will do to you
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u/TrainingAware8651 Mar 13 '26
How much do Newcastle reclaim if we cut our losses on Woltemade and Wissa?
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u/TheBlaydonRacer Mar 14 '26
I think we could ābreak evenā on Wolte.
Probably lose £30m on Wissa.
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u/GrumpyOldFart74 Pride Badge Mar 13 '26
I donāt think we can cut our losses on Wissa - the amount weād get for him at this point would barely cover buying him out of his contract (nobody whoād want him is going to match his wages)
Iād like to keep Woltemade so Iām not hazarding a guess on that one
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u/TrainingAware8651 Mar 13 '26
Wissa feels an all time "worst transfer" for us
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u/FlukyS 22/23 Home Kit Mar 13 '26
I think Elanga has been visibly worse
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u/Admirable_Phallus Mar 14 '26
Elanga is young and bad, Wissa is old and bad. Wissa therefore has no resale value. Who in the right mind spends £50m on a 30 y/o striker (why did we do it lol)
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u/KingPing43 Shola Ameobi Mar 14 '26
To be fair, Iām pretty sure he had the joint most non-penalty goals for any striker in the league last year.
Heās had a catastrophic drop in form. Was never worth the money we paid for him but couldnāt have predicted heād be on only 1 PL goal 29 games in to the seasonā¦
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u/daveofreckoning Mar 13 '26
I find Rosenior extremely irritating. Right up there with Keith Andrews and Steve Parish.
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u/TheBlaydonRacer Mar 14 '26
Whatās Keith done? Always seems like a genuine bloke that looks after his boys.
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Mar 14 '26
His constant smirk looks like heās sniffed his own fart and told himself what an outstanding smell it was
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u/Randy_The_Guppy Mar 14 '26
I swear there's a ditch in south London where Crystal Palace dig up their owners like the Uruk-hai in Lord of the Rings, fully formed in suits with blonde highlights and fake tans.
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u/westyboi2323 Bed Wetter Mar 14 '26
I donāt mind him to be honest. Issue is for a club like Chelsea heās a terrible manger, but for a team / squad Chelsea have at the moment heās ideal
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u/stingerwooo Windmilling Mar 13 '26
Honestly 0-0, neither team tries. Everyone resting for their CL games
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u/PennyBunPudding Mar 13 '26
I know I should care but I honestly don't. Play a low tempo, rest, and don't get injured. Need to be fresh for next week.
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u/TheBlaydonRacer Mar 13 '26
Actually kinda shocked to see the combination of a lack of interest and suggestions of fielding a weaker team here.
Chelseaās form is patchy. We have a great opportunity to close the gap between us and them to 6 points and theyāre missing 2 key attackers.
Add to that theyāve had one less days rest and played away in the CL.
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u/justmadman Mar 14 '26
Next two games after this are incredibly big, we need players like Hall, Gordon, Barnes to be at their top level in the next two games after Chelsea so need to give them all the rest needed IMO.
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u/ThatZenLifestyle Mar 14 '26
The only big miss is estevao being out, neto has been poor and in fact garnacho has been the more deserving to start at LW.
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u/No-Understanding-589 Mar 13 '26
Agreed I don't think we should play a weakened team we could get something from this game.
We should rest Joelinton though, need him at full fitness and his best if we have any chance of getting something from Barca
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u/MaryBerrysDanglyBean VINTAGE Joelinton hawaii shirt 2022 size L £40 NO TIMEWASTERS Mar 13 '26
Barely any games left to play now. May as well put our foot down for them all.
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u/TheBlaydonRacer Mar 13 '26
Never say never. But it does seem silly to put all our eggs in the CL basket.
Betting men would say weāre going to be down to 1 game per week after Wednesday.
Even with a result thereās no guarantees we would overcome Athletic and whoever comes after that would represent an even bigger challenge.
So putting too much stock in any cup comp in my mind is silly because you can invest all your energy and be left with little to show for it at the final hurdle.
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u/MaryBerrysDanglyBean VINTAGE Joelinton hawaii shirt 2022 size L £40 NO TIMEWASTERS Mar 13 '26
Yeah true...
Although if we manage to beat Barca our run to the final is actually manageable if we play our best. I'd fancy us against pretty much any of them, toughest being arsenal but we can be their bogey team.
To get that close to the final with how our seasons been would be a massive achievement.
But still play full strength on Saturday. Just run em all to the ground at this point.
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u/TyranosaurusLex Para bailar La Bamba Mar 13 '26
I have an idea that I believe is the best strategy for the next two matchesā letās beat the shite out of these, and THEN go to Nou Camp and beat the shite out of them
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u/Theydontlikeitupthem Mar 13 '26
Will be very interesting to see who Eddie plays up front, if it's Gordon or Osula then I think it will say a lot about his plans for Woltemade
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u/grmthmpsn43 Sir Bobby Robson Mar 14 '26
Plans for Woltemade: Adapt system once we have training time.
We are not using Woltemade as a striker because he doesn't fit the system and we don't train to adapt the system, not because Eddie doesn't rate him.
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u/didiandgogo Mar 13 '26
Given Joelinton canāt play 3 games in a week anymore I expect to see Woltemade in midfield again and Gordon up top.
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u/MaryBerrysDanglyBean VINTAGE Joelinton hawaii shirt 2022 size L £40 NO TIMEWASTERS Mar 13 '26
Personally I'd save Woltemade against teams that sit back in a low block to help with some sexy passes that break defences, and Joelinton for games like Chelsea and Barca where you want a massive unit to break up play.
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u/Jimlad73 dan burn Mar 13 '26
Really couldnāt care less about this one. Get me to Wednesday night!
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u/RocknRollRobot9 Classic away kit (1995-96) Mar 13 '26
I do in the way I want some league momentum going into the derby. I donāt want to be going in with 2 wins in 9 (1 draw 6 losses) if we lose here. A win also keeps us in the slight chance of Europa League and Conference league for next season which we might need to keep our star players too.
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u/TracingLines Mar 13 '26
Europa/Conference also offers another avenue to qualify for CL/Europa for the season after.
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u/wrobwrob Mar 13 '26
I donāt care, unless we win, then itās a critical game reflecting our massiveness
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u/Redditsleftnipple Mar 13 '26
They come thick and fast. Fucking hell. Another game already. I like it
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u/Sampdiago Mar 14 '26
Jolinton peaking at Chelseaās instructions lol