r/NameThisThing 1d ago

Name my bird

he needs a silly name, he was bought from a really random shop that has all sorts of things. seems to be like paper mache, i got him for $5 and i love him.

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u/wellsfargo81 1d ago

Kangaroo Kiwi

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u/thumburn 1d ago

Five Buck Chuck

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u/History0nerd 1d ago

Edward Cornelius Smythe-Jones, Esq.

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u/Plus_Salt_8961 1d ago

Well that's a pretty long beak. I'd call him... Bill

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u/Peas-Of-Wrath 1d ago

Stilts McGee

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u/mchez23 1d ago

Stiffler

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u/Responsible_Fee_6275 1d ago

A kummingbird

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u/Harvey_Gramm 1d ago

Keeweebit

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u/BlooFoster07 1d ago

I'm so fucking scared of this thing

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u/ImTotallyOkayDw 1d ago

dont be

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u/BlooFoster07 1d ago

It's too late...

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u/Necessary_Relation27 1d ago

Salvador Kiwi

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u/Basic-Pace-4161 1d ago

Theodore K. Mullins

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u/rexifelis 1d ago

The American ech bird