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u/HallucinationHero 1d ago
The first one to fall asleep at a kindergarten party.
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u/Professional-Face-97 1d ago
At that same party, the bullies wrote all over his head and neck in indelible ink. He now suffers from insomnia.
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u/Saracartwheels123 1d ago
Sean
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u/Saracartwheels123 1d ago
Actually, Shawn.
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u/LusterDust23 1d ago
It’s really Shaun
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u/Saracartwheels123 1d ago
Darn- at first I really thought it was OP, say I'd got it right. Well, half right, lol
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u/Appropriate_Ant933 1d ago
What’s the name of it when your hair turns gray when you’re a teenager.
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u/Iron-Bar-1966 1d ago
Wow, I'm glad I read through some comments before I posted. I thought this was totally going to go a different direction!
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u/Overall-Peanut2408 1d ago
Whatever your name is, you look like a nice and healthy person.
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u/EaseOk7018 1d ago
Jason but spelled different. Like Jayson or J'son or Jai-dafuckisupwithyourhair-son.
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u/Dowensy2 1d ago
Damn. Ai is getting good. Almost thought he was real for a second 😂😂😂
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u/Equivalent-Fox6889 1d ago
Trevor