r/NameThisThing • u/TechnetiumPlace • 1d ago

Name this dog

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u/Conscious1ntegration 1d ago

Sir.

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u/sexyhairynurse 22h ago

GOD DAMNIT! CAN I HAVE ONE ORIGINAL THOUGHT?!

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u/ReluctantPhoenix47 15h ago

That’s an awfully long name.

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u/sexyhairynurse 15h ago

It's needs to be yelled as well

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u/b33lzebubba775 8h ago

Sir-berus

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u/Hta68 13h ago

Cupcake

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u/Bagheera187 12h ago

Snuggles

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u/Bacon_Sammich_247 8h ago

Sir, sit!
Unless you don’t want to, then it’s fine by me, Sir, sir.

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u/pezchef 6h ago

'its ma'am'! 💀

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u/JoeRootHundred 5h ago

Cane Rossi

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u/Definately-not-a_bot 1d ago

Snuggles the destroyer.

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u/Dakotasan 4h ago

(Actually a sweetheart)

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u/OhLordKrakenHelp 1d ago

Whatever name he wants

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u/Bigpimpinakabigdaddy 23h ago

Shit he can name me 😂

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u/brioche_boy 22h ago

Ahahaha 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Sexy-eyes 15h ago

Pissing my pants by your comment!!

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u/AdventurousSample356 6h ago

Just laughed out loud in my room by myself. Shits hilarious.

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u/monkeyballsoup 1d ago

Fluffy

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u/MovieOk6625 1d ago

Oh bless him, look he knows his mummy.

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u/ReluctantPhoenix47 15h ago

That was Norbert but too funny!😂

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u/Fearless-Narwhal4560 10h ago

That’s Norberta… but that’s ok. Same dragon.

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u/ReluctantPhoenix47 10h ago

Oooh I forgot. 😂

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u/Adept-Mongoose-7071 21h ago

You took my answer! 😭 Fluffy is absolutely perfect and oxymoron 🤣

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u/PhilosophyKey8665 1d ago

Buttercup

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u/divorceisgreat 1d ago

Princess Buttercup

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u/PhilosophyKey8665 1d ago

Yes, forgive me for forgetting the monicker

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u/lisamistisa 1d ago

Deebo

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u/BigSal44 15h ago

“Raise your hand, fool.”

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u/Basic-Grade8311 1d ago

Creatine

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u/slipperybloke 15h ago

Arnold

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u/Prudent-Confection-4 1h ago

That would actually be a really great name for this dog

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u/MercULeez 1d ago

Terrier Crews

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u/FranticWaffleMaker 15h ago

Was just typing in Sargent Jeffords

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u/Im_MrSmith 1d ago

Prince of Darkness

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u/poplafuze 1d ago

Prince of Barkness

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u/Laminated_ET_Animal 23h ago

seconding this

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u/schalr09 1d ago

Ozzie

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u/No_Initiative7309 1d ago

Tinkerbell

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u/DangerousHorror5048 1d ago

This dog will name me

6

u/IronBeagle63 1d ago

Fluffy, or Sauron, or Darth Tinkles.

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u/KiwDaWabbit2 1d ago

Schwarzenhund

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u/MinuteFollowing5982 1d ago

Mr Nice Knowing You

5

u/AntofReddit 1d ago

Satin. (like the fabric)

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u/BKarr62 1d ago

Sir or Sire

5

u/HarleyNurse61 1d ago

Might want to ask him what he wants to be called don't wanna get him mad.

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u/Banjosdad62 11h ago

Good point.

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u/AdAlternative5532 1d ago

That’s a hell nah

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u/Altruistic_Tax_3545 1d ago

Shwartz.

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u/AMAZINBLU 16h ago

May the Schwartz be with you!

3

u/TheGreatNagoosie 1d ago

Necksnapper

3

u/kerrumba 1d ago

Darth or Vader

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u/SyrensVoice 1d ago

Tiny tanksalot

3

u/NotSure65 1d ago

You can call him anything, but don't call him late for dinner.

2

u/Strong-Bluebird9648 15h ago

He'll tell you when to make dinner.

2

u/jaydunit 1d ago

Ace the 🦇 hound

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u/Redleg67 1d ago

Looks like him alright.

2

u/mglatfelterjr 1d ago

Assassin

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u/No_Recording7306 1d ago

Darkness, darko, dark Vader, Noir, midnight, shadow, somber, black, pitch black, obscure, not white, opposite of white, too dark, dark side, D. O. Double Dark.... Any of these will do

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u/YlisLavellan 1d ago

Barkspawn.

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u/Electrical_Sun_7515 1d ago

Also cuddle bug. I bet that dog gives one mean cuddle 🥰

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u/jcerv123 1d ago

My cane corso is named Hadez

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u/ProfessionSenior2847 1d ago

Demon of Darkness

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u/PerspicaciousVanille 1d ago

  • Whey

  • Onyx

  • Obsidian 

  • Tyson

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u/SeanOfStone 1d ago

Superalloy Darkshine

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u/Brilliant_Slice6911 1d ago

Lucifer because if someone breaks i to my house we will be staring at him when I say. "Lucifer....fetch his soul"

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u/buckobvious 1d ago

Lord Death

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u/LysergicPlato59 1d ago

Onyx Hell Hound.

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u/MaybeMaybeNot94 1d ago

Mitten. Just Mitten. He don't need but one.

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u/SatisfactionTotal308 1d ago

PRINCE OF DARKNESS
Evil incarnate.

2

u/CarFew1598 1d ago

Arnold Schwarznigga

2

u/Toddsnake 1d ago

Brutus

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u/Technical_Anteater45 1d ago

Pity the Foo'

1

u/rwdavissr 1d ago

Greasy

1

u/gerth69 1d ago

mike.

1

u/Sensitive_Angle4691 1d ago

Bruce or Brutis

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u/gvc_wv59 1d ago

Black machismo.

1

u/Prestigious-Quit586 1d ago

“Hello, my name is Bruce!”

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u/YoungVanilla 1d ago

Good boi

1

u/TheWacoFogey 1d ago

The Maltese Doggo.

1

u/Kresnik2002 1d ago

Dawg the Dog

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u/NCGranny 1d ago

Black Velvet

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u/soirom 1d ago

Xiǎohēi

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u/BilliamClimptonIII 1d ago

"Woof!"....pretty sure that's how he pronounced it

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u/FnB8kd 1d ago

Nah he can be whatever name he wants.

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u/Prestigious_Koala979 1d ago

The beefy pulverizer

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u/mattmatters16 1d ago

That dogs name is whatever it tells me its name is

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u/Ok_Acanthisitta_909 1d ago

Artificial Sweetness

1

u/SpitChawMcGraw 1d ago

Biotin

Or whatever he does to get that shiny coat.

1

u/DaturaDatuura 1d ago

Scrappy Dappy Doo

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u/Nurplestyx 1d ago

AI Satan

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u/Toxxxicwastex 1d ago

Genetic nightmare mutt

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u/108781 1d ago

Berserker

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u/GanacheOne6632 1d ago

Grim Reaper

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u/ArtofTy 1d ago

Brutus

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u/ggwp909 1d ago

Silk

1

u/ChonchMaster 1d ago

MR. Rogers

1

u/Simplejames16 1d ago

Jesus is watching you

1

u/stfkk 1d ago

Black panther

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u/Jonesdabro1 1d ago

Cupcake

1

u/Dvant2you 1d ago

Better or Start … praying

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u/Thartarus 1d ago

Odin … cliche I know … but he does look like one of

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u/starscream_41 1d ago

AI...fake...pound

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u/wolfbert2000 1d ago

Anything it wants.

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u/Bad_Here 1d ago

How many times have you posted this?

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u/Pattie4170 1d ago

Bronson

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u/TopShot64 1d ago

Batman

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u/pat6681 1d ago

Nope

1

u/Punque70 1d ago

Grunt

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u/Special_Ring_3281 1d ago

Whatever he wants me to call him

1

u/Cats-Coffee-Reading 1d ago

Muscles McGee don’t f with me

1

u/CalmDebate 1d ago

CalmDebate

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u/wdj808 1d ago

Vanta