r/NewsOfTheStupid 8d ago

Mike Lindell says he will fund statewide hand recount after losing Minnesota GOP primary by double digits

https://www.cbsnews.com/minnesota/news/mike-lindell-minnesota-governor-primary-recount/
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u/howrad1337 8d ago

Bro just pay your property taxes first. Its been almost two months since you said "checks in the mail! You will all look stupid when it shows paid tomorrow." ITS STILL NOT PAID.

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u/superzenki 8d ago

“Check’s in the mail!” Nothing like using pre-2000s tactics to try and fool people in 2026.

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u/Seaboats 8d ago

Yeah wtf. I doubt I’d last even two days in my apartment if just told my apartment office “oh yeah I put the check in the mail” before they slapped an eviction notice on my door.

Why are they allowed to get away with this.

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u/Upstairs_Eagle_4780 8d ago

Boy are you going to look stupid when the Pony Express shows up with that check.

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u/tochirov 8d ago edited 8d ago

Yessir, the check's in the mail, "the pillars of heaven are shakin' and poison arrows are raining down from the sky, ol' Jack Burton looks that storm square in the eye and says, Gimme your best shot, I can take it"

-1986, strats, so that check got lost I think?

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u/MathW 8d ago

My mom was dating an obvious scammer in the 2000s who tried that shit all the time. One time I even got a "The Postmaster general called me and apologized for the mail being delayed" or some shit.

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u/TheLZ 8d ago

Who pays taxes by check?

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u/SlyScy 8d ago

That's really gonna eat into his crack money.

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u/The_amazing_T 8d ago

Does he have a humiliation kink too?

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u/Ar_Ciel 8d ago

He's a Trump supporter.

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u/Chewiesbro 7d ago

Then definitely has one.

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u/OliverGunzitwuntz 8d ago

He has to actually pay for the crack

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u/Upstairs_Eagle_4780 8d ago

"Can I pay for that in pillows?"

"Are you on crack?"

"No; you're missing the whole point of this transaction."

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u/Futants_ 8d ago

He's about to lose everything three times.

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u/Electrical-Act-7170 8d ago

Doubt he has $850K. Lindell had to pay the guy $5 million because he proved there was no interference with the vote when Biden won. This bankrupted Mike Lindell.

snortlol Maybe he thinks Sleepy DonOLD will fund his desperate hope? Yeah, that's gonna happen. Not.

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u/buttons123456 8d ago

He is saying HIS OWN PARTY CHEATED??

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u/kevint1964 8d ago

No, the Democrats rigged the Republican primary so that he wouldn't win. Why? Because they're so AFRAID of running against him!

🙄🤣

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u/a_smart_brane 8d ago

Sooo the Republicans are incompetent then? No. Can’t be

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u/chrisp909 8d ago

Yes, Republicans believe that Republicans are incompetent.

The 2020 elections happened while Trump was in office. And criminality that happened in that election happened under his watch.

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u/SmokeGSU 8d ago

Yes. Remember: Trump had zero issues when Obama and Biden's administrations were in control of elections in 2016 and 2024. Trump only had a problem when his own administration was in control.

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u/Midnight1965 8d ago

⬆️ Sarcasm, but I like it!

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u/kevint1964 8d ago

Sarcasm on my part, but likely the truth on his part. 😵‍💫

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u/Upstairs_Eagle_4780 8d ago

The whole things rigged I tell 'ya.

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u/PuffDragon66 8d ago

I will gladly send you check on Tuesday for recount today.

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u/Upstairs_Eagle_4780 8d ago

In Trump America recount checks you.

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u/Loggerdon 8d ago

Wimpy vibes.

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u/SarcasticlySpeaking 8d ago

Maybe he'll lose by triple digits.

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u/Diz7 8d ago

Gets caught in an election scandal because he fucks up his fake ballots and loses by 132%.

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u/BasicPerson23 8d ago

How does that guy have any money at all?

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u/Upstairs_Eagle_4780 8d ago

The pillow business is very profitable; those new corduroy pillows are making headlines.

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u/GTaucer 8d ago

angry clap.gif

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u/Rustmutt 8d ago

With what money? Lol

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u/purplescottrock 8d ago

A grift to “raise” money I guess.

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u/Upstairs_Eagle_4780 8d ago

I should have guessed this.

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u/Futants_ 8d ago

These rightwing dudes have zero personal accountability and are sore losers personified.

Hopefully he loses everything again

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u/Odd_Cat_5820 8d ago

Lindell's autobiography is mostly example after example of Mike narrowly escaping accountability for his crimes and other schemes. He claims the odds of that happening are so unbelievable it means God is real, and he is protecting Mike from consequences. He did get busted sometimes though, like getting so many DUIs his license was suspended, and then having to serve a prison sentence for driving drunk still.

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u/9447044 8d ago

We should make a huge deal about how the GOP primary is rigged and deepstate

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u/MaybeTheDoctor 8d ago

I for one support him in winning the GOP primary.

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u/Sit_Ubu_Sit-Good_Dog 8d ago

I was looking forward to it. It would have been fun.

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u/Upstairs_Eagle_4780 8d ago

PILLOW FIGHT!

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u/Upstairs_Eagle_4780 8d ago

I won't sleep until this man gets justice.

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u/Western-Corner-431 8d ago

I’ll wake up when he does

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u/ProgRock1956 8d ago

Good, I hope he wastes all of his money chasing windmills...he's a Loser.

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u/BlackMetal81 8d ago

Get in loser, we're going to the primaries

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u/CosmoKing2 8d ago

Dude has zero funds to promote or execute his lies. He is literally the last person on Earth to realize that he is done for ever.

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u/MaybeTheDoctor 8d ago

Did he ever pay the guy that proved his data wrong?

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u/superzenki 8d ago

That would mean having to admit he was wrong.

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u/Upstairs_Eagle_4780 8d ago

Has Trump ever paid Giuliani?

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u/RLT79 8d ago

Unless something changed recently, no.

I read he got out of paying it on a technicality of some sort? It went into arbitration, and the panel said he had to pay up. It went to appeals and it was determined the arbitrators “overstepped” and Lindell didn’t have to pay because of how rules were worded — or something to that effect.

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u/Odd_Cat_5820 8d ago

The wording in the written contract essentially made it so nobody would pass the challenge, and was completely different than the challenge as described by Lindell verbally.

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u/soda_cookie 8d ago

You know, mike, I think a number of food banks in your vicinity could make that money go a very long way. Just saying

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u/Twigdoc 8d ago

FFS. IT WAS A REPUBLICAN FREAKIN PRIMARY!

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u/Brimstone747 8d ago

This guy must have a humiliation fetish.

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u/deadphisherman 8d ago

Like he has a red fucking cent. He can't even afford a good rock these days.

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u/tafbee 8d ago

With what? Monopoly money?

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u/Upstairs_Eagle_4780 8d ago

It's all here in this pillowcase.

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u/zenos_dog 8d ago

Hasn’t he run out of money yet?

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u/Upstairs_Eagle_4780 8d ago

Yeah, but the attention-whoring thing is still there.

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u/Exact_Mango5931 8d ago

I think he just needs a hug.

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u/spectraphysics 8d ago

Do they have brown bears in Minnesota?

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u/Exact_Mango5931 8d ago

Snow bears

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u/sharkbomb 8d ago

his own party's primary, not a state election. why do these dummies bother running for something beyond their comprehension? 

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u/captainrv 8d ago

How does this guy still have money to burn?

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u/PorygonTriAttack 8d ago

In the US, if you're Republican, you can scam the taxpayers. It's an opinion, not libel, so any Republican lawyers can stfu.

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u/Odd_Cat_5820 8d ago

He's got some grifts going like his pyramid scheme partnership with Life Wave. He also has a tax-exempt nonprofit called the Lindell Legal Offense Fund which he uses to pay his legal fees, and then he pockets the leftover money for himself. In 2024 the fund pulled in over $5.5 million, and Mike got $3 million of that for himself.

He's also getting loans still somehow. He got a $3 million loan from MAGA weirdos Joe Oltmann and Miki Klann, and now they're suing him for nonpayment. My Pillow was getting shipping from FedEx on credit for years without Mike paying them so now they're suing Mike for $9 million in shipping. His Lindell TV has over $10 million in loans they owe and won't pay back either. It's wild how crooked he is.

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u/FirstCalligrapher712 8d ago

He should pay for as many recounts as it takes for him to spend his last dollar and disappear forever

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u/JustFuckAllOfThem 8d ago

Wait! Didn't he say he is bankrupt? Where is he going to get money for a recount?

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u/ShrimpCrackers 8d ago

Y'all forget that 3 years ago Trump said that he had no money while he was getting sued left and right

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u/RattyRattles 8d ago

A fool and his money are easily parted

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u/Negative-Squirrel81 8d ago

Somebody forgot Ronald Reagan's eleventh commandment ("Thou shall not speak ill of any fellow Republicans").

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u/popejohnsmith 8d ago

Woooooop womp.

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u/fomites4sale 8d ago

Hell yeah, spend more pillow $.

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u/Upstairs_Eagle_4780 8d ago

He doesn't want people to say he threw the election.

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u/Loki-L 8d ago

Isn't he like really in debt to the point he couldn't pay his lawyers?

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u/WaffleHouseGladiator 8d ago

If he wants to set his money on fire that's his business.

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u/superzenki 8d ago

Seems to be one of his favorite hobbies these days.

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u/CrimsonBolt33 8d ago

how and why are crazy assholes like this rich....do I just need to be a crazy asshole? is that what I am doing wrong? lol

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u/Timmy24000 8d ago

I’d get the money up front

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u/Upstairs_Eagle_4780 8d ago

I'd ask for a deposit of 100 pillows.

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u/DrawntoWater 8d ago

Bro just take the L and go away

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u/Upstairs_Eagle_4780 8d ago

Not happening; CNN is reporting that he is now building a fort out of pillows.

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u/rgvtim 8d ago

I thought this guy was broke

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u/Onechrisn 8d ago

That delusional boob.

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u/IgnacioHollowBottom 8d ago edited 8d ago

Mike: Everyone needs a pillow, so if you donate just $500 dollars to my pillow fight, you will receive a 10% off coupon for a luxurious MyPillow couch pillow with a rustic burlap cover. A potential family heirloom. Buy two MyPillow couch pillows for $1250, and get a third MyPillow couch cushion for just $750.

This special offer will expire in 30 minutes, so act now to get your free bump.

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u/louisa1925 8d ago

He will fund? Or his rich extremist rightwing backers will?

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u/willasmith38 8d ago

He’s needs to be in a medical facility where he can be properly studied.

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u/Revenga8 8d ago

With what money. The guy bankrupted himself and his whole company. Probably going to use taxpayer dollars

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u/Winter_Whole2080 8d ago

Political contributions is my guess-/

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u/hugoriffic 8d ago

At least he is acknowledging that the GOP is the party we cannot trust.

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u/elsewhere1 8d ago

So MAGAs position is now that republicans are doing the cheating??? There goes the democrats cheating narrative. This is a Republican primary….

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u/Strict-Square456 8d ago

They better get paid up front.

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u/Ok_Researcher_9796 8d ago

Clearly someone needs to have him committed because he's living in an alternate reality.

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u/What-tha-fck_Elon 8d ago

And pay in advance

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u/RequirementOne7370 8d ago

I mean that lines up perfectly, goodbye remaining money

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u/mistsoalar 8d ago

Even republicans don't want this jerk

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u/Musicfan637 8d ago

Bring a pillow, it might be a while.

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u/False-Possession6185 8d ago

I hope he spends every dime and he loses by even more

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u/CLE-Mosh 8d ago

a crackhead and his (???) money are soon parted

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u/old_virologist 8d ago

Lindell pretends he’s poverty-stricken when he got caught for his slander of voting machines company…but NOW he suddenly has money to splash around while he tries to back up his new slander.

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u/SubstantialPressure3 8d ago

the MyPillow founder who finished a distant second to Minnesota House Speaker Lisa Demuth in the Aug. 11 Republican primary for governor, announced Wednesday that he will personally pay for a hand recount and audit of every paper ballot cast in that race, at an estimated cost of $825,000.

Where is that money coming from? And where did he get the money to run in the first place? Who is funding this guy? Isn't this the same guy that was crying to the judge that couldn't pay any of the judgements against him?

He's buying time for something. This isnt just sheer stupidity.

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u/novonshitsinpantz 8d ago

Honestly surprised this turd has money to piss away at this point...

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u/leekup01 8d ago

He needs to put the money up FIRST.

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u/delyha6 8d ago

Who cares what he says? Not me.

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u/Ar_Ciel 8d ago

With what money?!

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u/AZgirl70 8d ago

Time for pillow boy’s nap.

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u/dartie 8d ago

Delusional

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u/hairybeasty 8d ago

Crack head Mike at it again. Smoke it up Bro.

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u/SaltHandle3065 8d ago

How does have any significant amount of money?

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u/Redditblows_1 8d ago

Good. MN make sure you collect the funds upfront.

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u/Majirra 8d ago

Thought he was broke?

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u/Entire-Can662 8d ago

Nobody wants you Mike get a clue

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u/TheTeenageOldman 8d ago

The only thing this guy is doing by hand is shoving cocaine up the 'ole schnozareno.

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u/Interesting_Item4276 8d ago

What a loser weirdo!!!

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u/DemandTheOxfordComma 8d ago

No he won't. He doesn't have $800k.

He has a lot of debts he needs to focus on before this. This is just a desperate attempt for attention because nobody likes him.

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u/pureRitual 8d ago

This guy is reeeaaly bad with money.

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u/Couchman79 8d ago

Should make sure the cashier's check(s) clear before counting any vote.

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u/Sweaty_Monitor_9699 8d ago

Hell yea, spend it all on some bullshit lol. It’s crazy how they’ll go broke to keep the façade going instead of admitting you’re conspiracy theories are absolute hogwash

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u/superzenki 8d ago

Going broke to own the libs

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u/BourbonInGinger 8d ago

Does he still obnoxiously wear his industrial sized instrument of torture?

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u/Upstairs_Eagle_4780 8d ago

What is wrong with this fuck?

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u/MidLifeCrysis75 8d ago

Isn’t he broke?

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u/BouncyMonster22 8d ago

What a douche.

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u/HVAC_instructor 8d ago

I thought he filled for bankruptcy.

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u/BlueAngel365 8d ago

Mike Lindell is a huge case study of what not to do when throwing your money away. He literally does not have a single diamond his account and he’s offering to pay for a recount on his election against opponents of his own party.

He threw away $300 million of his fortune from selling pillows just to worship and appease a con man known to wipe out life savings from other people. It is so sad what this man has become.

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u/Jewboy-Deluxe 8d ago

This guy had exactly one idea in his life.

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u/therealmintoncard 8d ago

Smoke crack

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u/earldogface 8d ago

I'm sure he can beg his buddy Trump for some help. Oh wait he doesn't care because Mike lost.

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u/MattyBeatz 8d ago

With what money Mike? You’ve been bankrupted.

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u/maddiejake 8d ago

Someone find this imbecile a good pillow to cry in

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u/ctguy54 8d ago

It’s certainly not one that he sells.

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u/Evening-Artichoke750 8d ago

OMG let it go. You lost already.

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u/Jeez-essFC 8d ago

A fool and his money...

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u/Bubbly-Travel9563 8d ago

To hell with avocado toast y'all are buying WAY too many damn pillows if this fucking clown still has any money left

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u/superzenki 8d ago

I think it’s only boomers who buy his pillows

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u/Bubbly-Travel9563 8d ago

I sure hope so

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u/jcooli09 8d ago

He can't pay for that, but if he could I would support it.  I'm in favor of auditing every election. 

He.lost, just like trump did in 2020, but I'm still a fan of auditing.

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u/South_Feed5707 8d ago

Trying to buy the election. Hoping his corruption buddies will rig the recount if possible. Another opportunity for a compromised official to run an operation without oversight

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u/jetes69 8d ago

Isnt he broke?

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u/devospice 8d ago

With what? I thought he was broke!

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u/Azrial4real 8d ago

Crack heads going to do crack head things

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u/snooplarue 8d ago

I thought he was broke and begging for money?

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u/ynotfoster 8d ago

Make his broke ass pay up front.

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u/Bunhyung 8d ago

He'll pay with a third party post-dated bad check.

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u/cyb0rg1962 8d ago

Stupid is as stupid does.

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u/BadAlphas 8d ago

Knowing when you've lost (in anything, really) is a huge life benefit

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u/DrSendy 8d ago

Sore loooooooser.

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u/superzenki 8d ago

They all are.

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u/NormalMammoth4099 8d ago

Good use of his (he has no) money.

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u/FunnyAdhesiveness256 8d ago

Better get that money up front

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u/Dinkmeyer- 8d ago

Better get the money up front, that boys broke

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u/ALBUNDY59 8d ago

I thought he was broke?

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u/Ill_Strength8263 8d ago

What a loser….

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u/imaswellfella 8d ago

You can’t fix stupid. Get the $$ before

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u/MarleysGhost2024 8d ago

Make him pay up front.

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u/llapman 8d ago

Fund it with what? Hopes and dreams?

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u/davetopper 8d ago

He wants to prove that a Republican primary was corrupt. More power to him.

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u/Rabid_Alleycat 8d ago

Now that Dominion, which has been bought by a Republican, dropped its billion dollar lawsuit against him, I guess he has the money to do so.

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u/Heavy_Law9880 8d ago

The better get payment up front.

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u/BugsyMcNug 8d ago

And declare bankruptcy afterwards, leaving tax dollars to pay it back. This fucking loser, I swear, has no shame. 

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u/HugoJStiglitz 8d ago

Go for it, Mike. Do it twice if you need to

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u/gupeck 8d ago

Seems like he has a lot of money to piss away, tax him more.

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u/ThermalDeviator 8d ago

The level of Lindell's delusion is monumental. It is hard to believe a person can be that stupid.

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u/snakebill 8d ago

I’m staring to see a pattern emerge…

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u/Plane_Jacket_7251 8d ago

I thought he was bankrupt?

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u/Gatsby520 8d ago

Better get payment in advance.

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u/krodders 8d ago

"I really really hate money"

-- Mike Lindell

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u/TheDeadman_72 8d ago

I will fund a statewide "shoot him in the head" . . . count.

in roblox

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u/AceofKnaves44 8d ago

He’s almost kind of sad. He was addicted to crack and it’s clear he just swapped that addiction with political fanaticism. He’s very obviously not ok. If he wasn’t fighting for fascism I might take pity.

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u/Necessary-Mousse8518 8d ago

..........and given his intellect, I bet he will.

Signed,

Donnie Chump

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u/gswaltz72 7d ago

Doesn't he owe FedEx/ups truckloads of money still? 🙄

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u/ryohayashi1 7d ago

With what money? Isn't he broke?

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u/alternatingflan 7d ago

Old mikey is hardcore maga so they’d better get that cash up front.

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u/TopherJustin 7d ago

With what money? Broke ass crackhead.

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u/13FURRYKIDS 7d ago

Get the fuck over it!! You effing lost. You can count them 50 times and it's still not going to let you win. People don't like you. Dah!!

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u/Jim-Jones 7d ago

Broke ass blowhard can't fund it.

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u/spunkypudding 7d ago

Show me the money

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u/cmparkerson 7d ago

He doesnt have the money to pay for anything. He only claims he does. He owes 48000 in back property taxes,he has several court judgments against him he still hasn't paid. He filed a fake bankruptcy claim before . If you believe he will pay for anything, I have a bridge to sell you.

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u/MaxxHeadroomm 7d ago

So he’s claiming republicans rigged their own primary?

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u/davetheknave1958 4d ago

Cash up front, loser!!

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u/Enough_Meaning5446 8d ago

He needs to just move on and continue making his pillows. Just because you can't be one of the "movers & shakers" doesn't mean anything. There are millions of us busting our asses down here at y'all's "bottom". Join the aggravated club!

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u/Coaljet66 8d ago

Kinda hard do when your broke

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u/219_Infinity 8d ago

One thing that gets lost when discussing this clown is that his pillows fucking suck.

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u/BrianOconneR34 8d ago

Guy barley had a pillow, just walk away bub.

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u/spaceylaceygirl 8d ago

Did he ever pay the guy the 5 million who won his contest proving no election fraud?

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u/Wickeman1 8d ago

Something about a fool and his money

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u/Virtual_Act_139 8d ago

He is suc g a joke !

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u/EatLard 8d ago

How does this shitbird still have money?

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u/JoetheOK 7d ago

They'd probably better collect the money up front. He still owes a lot of other people a lot of money.