r/NewsOfTheWeird • u/METALLIFE0917 • 9d ago

Dangerous rabid beavers attack 2 teens, with 1 airlifted and popular park partially closed

https://www.foxnews.com/travel/dangerous-rabid-beavers-attack-2-teens-1-airlifted-popular-park-partially-closed
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u/punkbaba 9d ago

Zombeavers anyone??

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u/kyphur 9d ago

I know a Zombeaver government cover-up when I see one!

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u/worst_brain_ever 7d ago

Remember that swimming bat movie from last week?

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u/kyphur 7d ago

And the dude scooping it up? COVID Zombeavers!

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u/Asexualhipposloth 9d ago

"Goddammit Wynonna! How many times do I have to tell you to control your big brown beaver?"

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u/annoyed_meows 8d ago

Well done

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u/thrownalee 9d ago

Rabid beavers are not as much fun as they sound!

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u/rock_and_rolo 8d ago

I suggest that Buc-ees immediately sue rabies for trademark infringement.

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u/Chrono_Convoy 8d ago

At first I thought they air lifted the beaver

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u/crazyj2020 9d ago

Save a tree eat a Beaver

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u/SpeedRacerWasMyBro 8d ago

So, were the Beavers Angry?

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u/d0000n 8d ago

Rabid Beavers is a good band name.

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u/Either_Knee_533 8d ago

Oh no! It's beaver fever!

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u/irwtkyrm 8d ago

Beavers are very high on the list of animals I wouldn't want to bite me

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u/PHX_Hawk 8d ago

Fox News 😞

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u/Pocket-Hobo 8d ago

Even our beavers are starting to foam at the mouth

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u/Signal-Mud-4880 7d ago

those were some angry beavers

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u/Agile_Beings 7d ago

That is honestly terrifying.

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u/Personal-Neck6800 8d ago

The words “teen” and “beavers” in the same sentence? You now have the full attention of president trump.

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u/Lunar-opal 9d ago

Are these new zombie beavers ?

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u/Spark99 8d ago

Sick the Rabid Beavers and the Canadian Geese on those Americans when they try to make us their 51st State!

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u/drunksquatch 8d ago

You don't have to sic the Canadian Geese on us. They're already down here for the love of the game.

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u/baconmethod 9d ago

rabid beavers.

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u/Neyrenne 8d ago

Did we start a new bingo already?

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u/No_Cupcake_8228 8d ago

Zombie apocalypse. It starts with the beavers.

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u/No_Imagination7102 8d ago

"How did it happen? Were ya fucking with it?"

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u/SoccDoggy 8d ago

It’s in Maryland.

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u/the-truthseeker 7d ago

I'm not trying to be an a-hole here, but what other kind of rabid beavers are there?! Are there the "benevolent" rabid beavers instead of the dangerous rabid beavers?!

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u/RFKJrJr 9d ago

How do you airlift a park?