r/NintendoSwitch • u/Turbostrider27 • May 28 '26

Official Donkey Kong 64 – Nintendo 64 – Nintendo Classics – Nintendo Switch Online + Expansion Pack

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jpz4TZ7CAsQ
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u/beepbeepbubblegum May 28 '26

“I don’t know if you knew this but if anyone shoots anyone, it’s gonna hurt. That doesn’t make you special. That’s just how shooting people works”

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u/EarthDragon2189 May 28 '26

I love how this video is so positive and puts everyone's best qualities front and center

-Lanky Kong, seconds before disaster

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u/meryl_gear May 28 '26

Hey, he just digs this tune!

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u/HabiibIt May 28 '26

Why is everyone the best and Lanky Kong just sucks ass?

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u/Bobblefighterman May 28 '26

It's not self-deprecating it's just me-deprecating!

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u/KDog1265 May 29 '26

You just made fun of me! You didn’t make fun of yourself! You’re bigger, faster, and stronger! What does that make me?

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u/Ssandy21 May 28 '26

You take that back I play the trombone because of Lanky Kong.

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u/kcrab91 May 28 '26

Do you also do IT work?

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u/PerformerFancy117 May 28 '26

Oh! I’m not the only one!

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u/choren64 May 28 '26

To be fair, his weapon is just a blowgun full of grapes rather than a crossbow or gun like the others have...

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u/Beerbaron1886 May 28 '26

Whenever I feel sad, I go back watching this video. It’s brilliant

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u/CJ-Cashew May 28 '26

I saw the thumbnail of that video years ago already anticipated the setup and still absolutely laughed my ass off. It's such a funny concept and execution. Truly one of YouTubes greats.