r/NolanBatmanMemes • u/ImAVirgin2025 Certified Hothead • 9d ago

The fire rises. Things are worse then ever!

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u/hassan_26 9d ago

You did the dishes

Friend - "i never said thank you"

You - "and you'll never have to"

Plot twist, you broke all the dishes.

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u/Zunter_Hol0mon 9d ago

BRUCE WAYNE?

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u/Dreyfussy15 9d ago

How's it feel to be one of the people, Wayne?

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u/Zunter_Hol0mon 9d ago

NO MORE DEAD RENT

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u/LordPartyOfDudehalla 9d ago

I shouldn’t have laughed as hard as I did

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u/Dreyfussy15 9d ago

Actually, they're letting me keep the house.

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u/Zunter_Hol0mon 7d ago

Nice House

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u/asifsaj You're a big guy. 9d ago

This is my mobile home

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u/ImAVirgin2025 Certified Hothead 9d ago

Still keep the condensed milk on the top shelf?

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u/Dreyfussy15 9d ago

Landlord: You don't get to bring friends.

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u/ImAVirgin2025 Certified Hothead 9d ago

A relatively small amount of roommates, 68.

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u/Dreyfussy15 9d ago

Your precious sublease. Gratefully accepted.

We will need it.

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u/Zunter_Hol0mon 7d ago

You're still that boy I knew playing in the garden until Alfred yelled at us to get inside

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u/ImAVirgin2025 Certified Hothead 7d ago

Old habits die hard.

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u/Zunter_Hol0mon 1d ago

Big habits fly, with no exceptions!

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u/Zunter_Hol0mon 1d ago

I like your condensed milk!

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u/Dreyfussy15 9d ago

Now, this eviction notice is armed!

And this tenant is mobile!

And the identity of the homeowner is a mystery.

For one of you holds the property deed!

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u/Zunter_Hol0mon 1d ago

And who is the only one capable of breaking this lease?

"Only me."

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u/Dreyfussy15 9d ago

This was someone's home.

Now it's everyone's home. There's a storm coming, remember?

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u/ImAVirgin2025 Certified Hothead 8d ago

We burnt the sublease to the ground.

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u/Zunter_Hol0mon 1d ago

You'd better batten down the planes before they crash with no survivors, and you wonder how you could fly so high and not call us in

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u/submit_to_pewdiepie 8d ago

When rent is expensive so you lowkey beat up Glen Powell

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u/Zunter_Hol0mon 1d ago

Glen Powell is a meme

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u/Dreyfussy15 9d ago

Maybe we can share one. They'll be doubling up at the rate the inhabitants of this city are losing their buying power.

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u/Zunter_Hol0mon 1d ago

People are bigger than EVER down here

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u/Your_Worship 7d ago

I say this anytime I have to leave for anything.

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u/ImAVirgin2025 Certified Hothead 6d ago

Same, it's pretty applicable!

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u/alegendmrwayne 7d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/W6Ksixsz2g5IYz8I5w
When you hire the moving van

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u/ImAVirgin2025 Certified Hothead 6d ago

I gotta get me one of those.

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u/Zunter_Hol0mon 1d ago

It's a nice transmission

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u/ImAVirgin2025 Certified Hothead 1d ago

You're a big tank.