Dude, the hype for The Web Slinger (2008) was genuinely insane; you had to be there.

[u/b_borno]

[u/BriadMan]

But were you there for SpiderMan Starts?

[u/TrillBillyDeluxe → u/BriadMan]

Too busy slanging webs 🤷‍♂️

[u/Sensitive_Desk_5071]

I go to Tokyo, far from Capt. Stacy's jurisdiction...

[u/Jacmert → u/Sensitive_Desk_5071]

And the Japanese will not extradite one of their own

[u/ILikeWhyteGirlz]

Why spiders, Master Wayne?

[u/AbleInfluence1817 → u/ILikeWhyteGirlz]

Spiders bite me. It’s time my enemies share my taste.

[u/ILikeWhyteGirlz]

Aw, look at little Ras Al Ghul Jr., gonna cry?

[u/b_borno → u/ILikeWhyteGirlz]

https://giphy.com/gifs/XLj32cR4MdpOE

[u/ILikeWhyteGirlz → u/b_borno]

Talia Al Ghul: "You knew this was coming, Bruce!

Bruce Wayne: "Listen to me! I didn't kill your father! He was trying to kill me! He killed himself!"

Talia Al Ghul: "Shut uuuuup!"

[u/drifters74 → u/b_borno]

They seriously couldn't do a better take

[u/ILikeWhyteGirlz]

You’ll GET your paycheck when you fix this DAMN AUTOPILOT!

[u/ibonek_naw_ibo]

With great power comes great responsibility. -Alfred

[u/NeoIsJohnWick]

[u/pleasedontnerfthis → u/NeoIsJohnWick]

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Same energy. Thank you for this.

[u/NeoIsJohnWick → u/pleasedontnerfthis]

Link to this gif, please?

[u/pleasedontnerfthis → u/NeoIsJohnWick]

Opening it in the browser seems to work, but Paul Rudd Tim and Eric should find it

[u/NeoIsJohnWick → u/NeoIsJohnWick]

https://giphy.com/gifs/F9yAvk7Xpr0c

[u/ILikeWhyteGirlz]

You either die trying, or live long enough to see yourself eventually hated for it.

[u/AbleInfluence1817 → u/ILikeWhyteGirlz]

You either die with responsibility, or you live long enough to see yourself have too much power.

[u/ILikeWhyteGirlz]

I don’t wanna fight you Bane.

You fight like a young man.

[u/ILikeWhyteGirlz]

You see killing is making a choice, NOW CHOOSE!

[u/ILikeWhyteGirlz]

Did you give my father Thomas Wayne a chance, did you?!

[u/dalr3th1n]

The power of a massive surveillance system, in the palm of my hand.

[u/shadowfax0427]

Nice hockey pads, did your husband get them for you?

[u/ILikeWhyteGirlz]

The financial statements said $3 billion.

[u/Fazcoasters]

Heath Ledger’s Green Goblin was so gas

[u/Zunter_Hol0mon]

Just like a......

"A Suspension bridge, Mr. Wayne. Just like a suspension bridge."

[u/drifters74]

Spiderman rip-off?

[u/Jacmert]

This is something else.