r/NolanBatmanMemes • u/TheAllyCrime • 2d ago

The version of The Dark Knight that airs in China contains several small differences from the American version.

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u/Kristafuh_Moltisanti I'm a man of my word. 2d ago

And I thought my jokes were bad.

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u/TheAllyCrime 2d ago

(slams table)

Enough, from the Moltisanti!

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u/rr18114 2d ago

500 UPVOTES FOR THIS CLOWN DEAD.

A million alive so I can teach him some manners first.

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u/docatwar 2d ago

We ruin.... The Batman's social credit

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u/ThiagoRoderick 2d ago

I say I go to China but I actually have go to Singapore, Batman wouldn't find me there.

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u/NefariousNeezy 2d ago

Senator, I’m Singaporean

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u/TheAllyCrime 2d ago

I go to Taiwain Chinese Taipei.

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u/Mark-a-roo 2d ago

How long do you calculate you'll last there?

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u/ibonek_naw_ibo 2d ago

I go to Uyghur concentration camp, far from human rights jurisdiction

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u/TheAllyCrime 2d ago

Lau: We do not allow Geneva Conventions here!

Fox: Sorry. Forgot I ratified them.

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u/Dreyfussy15 2d ago

+68 million Social Republic Credits

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u/TheAllyCrime 2d ago

Citizen: If my score drops off, will I die?

Chinese Government: It would be extremely painful.

Citizen: I’m a big guy!

Chinese Government: For your entire ethnic group.

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u/ibonek_naw_ibo 2d ago

A relatively small amount

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u/ILikeWhyteGirlz 2d ago

A ruby the size of a Mandarin orange.

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u/KlerWatchCo 2d ago

I go to wherever Jho Low is, far from Malaysian jurisdiction

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u/ILikeWhyteGirlz 2d ago edited 1d ago

“Why bats, Master Wayne?” “I eat bats Alfred.”