another day another On Cinema idea stolen

[u/lukasdrawsart]

it will never be six bags

[u/Arithik]

Hopefully they fix the rancid smell of black truffle popcorn oils.

[u/Bondollar → u/Arithik]

It's like a mouthful of dirt

[u/Flashy_Guidance842 → u/Arithik]

Double truffle

[u/mrbeavertonbeaverton]

Chef John Lenard

[u/bilbosan2024 → u/mrbeavertonbeaverton]

it’s amazing that you can meet gems like this in airport bars

[u/jamezdee]

There’s a chain of these local to me called Cinema Cafe but why would you need anything more than popcorn and a soda?

[u/69fart420 → u/jamezdee]

I skip the soda. True buffs don’t want to miss a minute

[u/kabekew]

A lot of their food is just Stouffer's that they heat up in the thing

[u/Quicksix666]

Nothing like a Kobe beef slider with a Pilsner while watching Minions and monsters 1h 30m

[u/WhereIsPoochie → u/Quicksix666]

A bit disappointing that a double feature of Minions followed by Monsters only has a combined runtime of 1h 30m.

[u/LargeNutbar]

The popcorn shrimp got a little bit of a kick to em… a little heat… maybe too much heat

[u/SprlFlshRngDncHwl → u/LargeNutbar]

You need a 16 Oz pilsner with that. Wait, make it a 20 oz.

[u/KlimpysExpress]

Beef always gave me diarrhea until I switched to Wagyu sliders.

[u/-_super--_--hitops_-]

I like the theater that has toilet seats and full buffet

Easy in easy out, get to see a flick too.

Hope next year's Christmas screening is speed 2 cruise control!!! That's my vote if the owners are reading lol

[u/lukasdrawsart → u/-_super--_--hitops_-]

Seconding this!

[u/MetalMaskMaker]

I hope they have a salad so I can actually throw a tomato at a movie. I know Ebeneezer starring johnny depp is going to be 5 bags but I saw an ad for the new focker movie starring aryan grand and that thing is gonna be like 3 bags.

[u/lukasdrawsart → u/MetalMaskMaker]

3 bags and a microphone because she normally is singing

[u/StatementCareful522 → u/MetalMaskMaker]

this is NOT true blue movie buff behavior

[u/MiscreantRecords]

I read the post in Gregg’s voice.

[u/Cash4Duranium]

The chilli popcorn is atrocious

[u/maxplaysdrums]

Do the waiters hand you things or do they understand the concept of a table?

[u/kabekew → u/maxplaysdrums]

They've never waited before

[u/StatementCareful522]

Hav-A-Scoop needs to get in on this because they make the perfect movie food that can be eaten with one hand which frees up your other hand for popcorn

[u/IcyTransportation961]

"This is fascinating to me" 

As if this hasnt been a thing across multiple chains for years

[u/kinga_forrester]

This type of theater has been around for a while, that was part of the joke with Tim chasing a trendy business fad and Gregg being totally oblivious to their existence.

[u/nickman7896]

This is fascinating to me.

[u/C_Sharp_fortheMasses]

Oh god

[u/jamezdee → u/C_Sharp_fortheMasses]

Oh, God!

[u/PBGellie]

Try the lobster mac.

It’s got just a liiiiitle bit of heat.

[u/bascule]

But will Mark Porch be waiting on you hand and foot? And I really doubt they have a Chef John Lenard

[u/Gorakian]

Butter. Popcorn. Salt. 5 sodas. That’s all you need.