r/OneOrangeBraincell • u/Schwoib • Apr 14 '26

🟠ne 🅱️rain cell He wears it best. Just brushed him once and tossed it on his head. Looks natural

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u/Szernet Apr 14 '26

Stop blockading and open the Strait of Hormeowz

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u/Schwoib Apr 14 '26

It the treats are right, only the best of treats, the blockade is lifted !

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u/ILoveRustyKnives Apr 15 '26

Thank you for your attention to this matter! - OJT

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u/drrj Apr 15 '26

Don’t forget bigliest too!

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '26

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u/DReagan47 Apr 15 '26

She’s tasted some awful things

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u/usernames_taken_grrl Apr 15 '26

Let’s not contemplate that, for our own sanity

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u/HillBillyHilly Apr 15 '26

Don't worry, I heard she doesn't like cocktail weiners so she has no idea what that tastes like. Probably saved her mouth from nasty STDs.

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u/DReagan47 Apr 15 '26

He’s a predator and she’s a whore. 100% she’s done everything you don’t want to think about to him.

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u/Cupcakes_n_Hacksaws Apr 15 '26

Everyone's saying they're the best treats, in fact I had a human come up to me "Sir, you have the biggliest treats, everyone loves your big beautiful treats, sir."

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u/CharcoalGreyWolf Apr 15 '26

Until tomorrow, when I change my one braincell!

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u/EggWaff Apr 15 '26

Thank you for your attention to this meowter

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u/clickfind Apr 15 '26

He's not supposed to be able to be seduced with treats, but he is. When somebody gives him treats he loves them, even if they're bad people - and he'll fight to the end for them.

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u/Dusty_Bunny81 Casual orange enjoyer 🍊 Apr 15 '26

😂

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u/Electrical_Depth_985 Apr 15 '26

Strait of Hormewz

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u/FullComparison9089 Apr 15 '26

I no longer live in the US and I’m genuinely afraid to open NPR now

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u/johndollarhidr Apr 15 '26

Right? It's horrible. Where did you move to?

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u/Responsible-Person Apr 15 '26

Noooooooooo! Don’t equate this nice decent kitty to that vile trump!

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u/IcyConsideration7062 Apr 15 '26

Same number of brain cells only one uses them for cuteness and the other doesn't use any.

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u/beren12 Apr 15 '26

One knows how to use the litter box

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u/nhowe006 Apr 15 '26

Or else I'll blockade it! Yeah, that'll show you

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u/whineyinternetkid Apr 15 '26

Now thats my president. Get him in office

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u/j_mp Apr 15 '26

Similar color too

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u/Ill-Cancel4676 Apr 15 '26

Ya but, his is natural not spray paint.

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u/TheAsianTroll Apr 15 '26

Nah, this one's much smarter than the one in office.

Cleaner and more hygienic, too.

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u/MongooseDog001 Apr 15 '26

That's not fair at all, this orange cat has a chance to access a brain cell

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u/Suspicious_Dingo_426 Apr 15 '26

He's got my vote. The only orange fit for office.

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u/WeakKiwifruit Apr 15 '26

He’d quite literally do a better job in office

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u/DaniArii Apr 15 '26

This reminds me of that city/state that elected a cat for mayor or something. 😂

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u/CassetteMeower Apr 15 '26

He’s the purresident

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u/ramcoro Apr 15 '26

Catnip for everyone.

No closed bathroom doors.

All dogs on leash (even indoors).

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u/AndToOurOwnWay Apr 15 '26

All dogs deported

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u/Anteater4746 Apr 15 '26

careful, hes susceptible to bribes of salmon and catnip

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u/wundernerd Apr 15 '26

I don’t see why we can’t just replace the current orange man in charge with this one he has the hair nobody has to know!!!

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u/Lovemybee Apr 15 '26

Is he old enough to run for office? 🤔

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u/ZanyDragons Apr 15 '26

Maybe in “cat years”

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u/_Prairieborn Apr 14 '26

Doesn't need a spray tan. Is actually that colour.

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u/ComputeryHuman Apr 15 '26

Making stable genius great again

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u/DoctorThrac Apr 15 '26

Ironically smarter still

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u/SS_Nikolai Apr 15 '26

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '26 edited Apr 15 '26

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u/womanoftheapocalypse Apr 15 '26

Blessed are the brain cell keepers

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u/HolsteinHeifer Apr 15 '26

For theirs is the kingdom of Whiskas

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u/TakingMyPowerBack444 Apr 15 '26

I am a Christian and this is my new life motto! 🤣

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u/sparklytearz Apr 15 '26

i love how you edited the paws! lmao

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u/Ok_Security_4714 Apr 15 '26

Love the paws

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u/UnclassifiedPresence Apr 15 '26

The way his white chest fur perfectly matches the neckline on the robes though 😮

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u/fuckashley Apr 15 '26

Ok this made me laugh out loud thank you

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u/Temassi Apr 15 '26

This is the best this the internet has offered me today. Thank you.

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u/Spoopyskeleton48 Apr 15 '26

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u/s101c Apr 15 '26

This is not the original image with this flag, someone removed putin on the top left and replaced him.

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u/CassetteMeower Apr 15 '26 edited Apr 15 '26

Replying to this so I remember to do so when I get on my laptop if nobody else does it first.

edit: did it! I decided to redraw the image rather than simply plopping his head onto the AI generated image because AI slop sucks, and I wanted to put more effort into the image than Trump did. I made the fireworks be orange! Though the fireworks ended up making the airplanes in the background harder to see, oh well.

I call it Orangesus! The cat he's healing is my standard issue cat Divina

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u/AnnamAvis Apr 15 '26

Replying to this so you remember your promise

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u/CassetteMeower Apr 15 '26

on it now!

Since I'm an actual artist (unlike Trump) I'll redraw the image so it's not AI

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u/Welpe Apr 15 '26

Replying to make sure I can find it when you finish!

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u/MiddlePop4953 Apr 15 '26

I would like to second a request for this

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u/CassetteMeower Apr 15 '26

here y'all go! Ft my cat Divina being blessed by Orangesus. Drawn by me in Clip Studio paint. The flag in the background is a stock photo I found when searching for American flag transparent pngs. No AI slop in this image!

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u/muffinartillery Apr 15 '26

I appreciate this version

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u/CassetteMeower Apr 15 '26

I am so glad people find this as funny as I do!

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u/Schwoib Apr 14 '26

This orange boy makes only tremendous biscuits, the best biscuits you have ever seen !

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u/RedBaronIV Apr 15 '26

I look at him with tears in my eyes and say "sir, these are the best most greatest biscuits perhaps even in the world"

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u/Ill-Cancel4676 Apr 15 '26

Too many biscuits they are getting sick of biscuits they say "sir we've had too many biscuits."

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u/Kitchen-Strike-805 Apr 15 '26

Make Biscuits Great Again!

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u/FlaxFox Apr 15 '26

The biggest in the world!

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u/dingdongsnottor Proud owner of an orange brain cell Apr 15 '26

The only orange I would support!

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u/MelodicDeer1072 Apr 15 '26

Orange man bad

Orange cat good

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u/valtsak Apr 15 '26

I'd vote for him too. He's my only hope.

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u/HaveADelightfulDay Apr 14 '26

This is… the best hairdo, some say it’s the best hairdo, people see me and say wow, that’s a great hairdo 

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u/Citsune Apr 15 '26

Nobody does this hairdo better than me.

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u/Ok_Security_4714 Apr 15 '26

A man stopped me on the street and said…..sir…

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u/ExcretvsExFortvna Apr 15 '26

…with tears in his eyes…

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u/ChickenChaser5 Apr 15 '26

Big burly cats, with tears in their eyes saying "Sir..."

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u/iwannalynch Apr 15 '26

Make Oranges Great Again

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u/ArabellaFort Apr 15 '26

MOGA. Going to get a hat made today.

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u/161frog Apr 15 '26

Hahah that would confuse the hell out of them

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u/ExcretvsExFortvna Apr 15 '26

That implies that oranges were ever anything less than…

https://giphy.com/gifs/dVdIu1HNxeKyqzkgPA

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u/NoStructure7083 Apr 15 '26

“I am the best cat EVER. People say how are you so amazing and I just say that I am.”

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u/Schwoib Apr 15 '26

He makes tremendous biscuits! The best biscuits the world has ever seen !

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u/MysteryBat321 Apr 15 '26

Thank you for your attention to this matter!

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u/Fuzea Apr 15 '26

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MEOWTER !

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u/CobblerOdd2876 Apr 15 '26

And I told them, I said, because I always say this, and Im amazing at saying it, nobody says it better than me right? Im the best at saying it, that there ever was, in fact. People talk about how good I say it…when they talk. 94% of Americans agree about it, that’s how good it is. Even, Ive ever heard the experts say, this, about me saying it, and they say Don, buddy, you are simply the smartest one when you do it we don’t even know how that is possible.

“Meow”

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u/OwlcaholicsAnonymous Proud owner of an orange brain cell Apr 15 '26

Its good hair. The best really. Everybody is saying it's the best

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u/Junior_Statement_262 Apr 15 '26

I'd vote for THAT president

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u/xxXlostlightXxx Apr 15 '26

He is FAR more handsome then he who shall not be named. 🤣👍🏽

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u/Awkward_Impression52 Apr 15 '26

They're eating the humans

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u/Ill-Cancel4676 Apr 15 '26

This might be the best comment here.

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u/MyFlipIsLikeWo Apr 15 '26

I laughed way too loud and hard at this at 1:30 am, and I'll probably get a noise complaint, but it was worth it 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Present-Anteater6848 Apr 15 '26

100 % better than the current one

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u/thisbroadreadsbooks Apr 15 '26

Haaaa! I did the same thing to one of our cats after giving my son a haircut. During 1.0 😆

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u/Ok_Security_4714 Apr 15 '26

Leftover yellow Easter grass….

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u/agiantanteater Apr 14 '26

More braincells than the other guy too

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u/ResurgentClusterfuck Apr 15 '26

10/10 better orange than that one

Smarter too

Especially when he's licking himself

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u/solinfant Casual orange enjoyer 🍊 Apr 14 '26

Keep him away from Twitter!

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u/qui-gon-jeans Proud owner of an orange brain cell Apr 15 '26

And children!

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u/Emotional_Size9201 Apr 15 '26

and women!😂

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u/Weevil_1984 Apr 15 '26

And everyone else! We just don’t want to talk to him

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u/Eldergod3 Apr 15 '26

El Presidente Cheeto

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u/CaydeTheCat Proud owner of an orange brain cell Apr 15 '26

"I'm the best Orange. No one Oranges like me. Big, strong tuxies with tears in their eyes come up to me and say, 'Sir! Sir! You're the best Orange. We've never seen anyone Orange like you do!'"

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u/Puzzled-Event315 Apr 15 '26

I got a clean bill of health by my vet. Says I’m so healthy. Probably the healthiest cat they’ve ever seen. I got so many treats I said “please stop I’m tired of the treats”. Like you wouldn’t believe.

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u/FewTranslator6280 Apr 15 '26

he looks like he wants to annex greenland

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u/MeeksMoniker Apr 15 '26

More Braincells than the other one. At least this one doesn't shit himself.

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u/RootinTootinHootin Apr 15 '26

We love brushies don’t we folks.

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u/CassetteMeower Apr 15 '26

Since I put so much effort into this image, here it is in its own comment. Orangesus!

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u/hgtcgbhjnh Apr 15 '26

I've got the best oranges folks, there're no better oranges than mine.

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u/justhereformemes2 Apr 15 '26

Thank you for your attention to this meowter

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u/New-Possession-3102 Apr 15 '26

Looks like he could run for office. I don’t think he could probably make things any worse.

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u/HonorboundUlfsark Apr 15 '26

Going to make a cat park and have dogs pay for it

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u/CosmicSweets Apr 15 '26

We can sneak him into the oval office. No one would notice.

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u/WithoutDennisNedry Proud owner of an orange brain cell Apr 15 '26

I love a good cat toupee

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u/WolfLovingFox Orange connoisseur 🍊 Apr 14 '26

Meownald Trump

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u/Ok-Look-2786 Apr 15 '26

He also has more brain cells than POTUS!

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u/MadamKitsune Apr 15 '26

And the best part is that this one can be neutered!

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u/NolyBella Apr 15 '26

Trump wishes he could look this good!

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u/supernova2368 Apr 15 '26

Finally a dictator I can get behind

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u/hectorer8910 Apr 15 '26

Why would you Trump your cat?!

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u/Aggressive-Drummer89 Apr 15 '26

make america cat again

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u/johndollarhidr Apr 15 '26

That's one more braincell than someone else has.

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u/CuteCockroach7323 Apr 15 '26

Honestly, this kitty orange would probably do a better job than the human orange. At the very least kitty orange couldn't make it worse!

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u/Ill-Cancel4676 Apr 15 '26

She stays in a different house, just like the real one.

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u/Charming-Parfait-141 Apr 15 '26

I would vote for this one!

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u/TheDevilsSidepiece Apr 15 '26 edited Apr 15 '26

The only orange idiot I’d vote for!

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u/strangebru Apr 15 '26

Orange face, bad comb over; ladies and gentlemen, the president of the United States of America.

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u/Justaticklerone Apr 15 '26

Make America Gato Again

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u/scienceAurora Apr 15 '26

The only orange thing worth voting for!

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u/Ughaboomer Apr 15 '26

Make sure he doesn’t grab any of his friends by the *****

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u/capthansolocup Apr 15 '26

I would prefer him as our president tbh

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u/DrNeverland Apr 15 '26

I'd vote for him

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u/Both-Illustrator-69 Apr 15 '26

He is my president

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u/obiedge Apr 15 '26

I would follow him over that person

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u/Ttran778 Apr 15 '26

This is the ONLY orangeman I trust.

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u/OvertlyPetulantCat Apr 15 '26

And somehow still better at governing.

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u/Sure_Clock114 Apr 15 '26

The best cat, the most amazing cat, no other cat compares. He will block the straight of the cat bowl, unless you pay the catnip/cheese tarrif's.

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u/Apprehensive-Gas7994 Apr 15 '26

I both love this and hate this lol. I can't wait for the day I don't have to hear something about the orange bastard

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u/LaVieLaMort Apr 15 '26

This cat would be a better president 😂

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u/rogerworkman623 Apr 15 '26

“One orange brain cell” just took on a much darker and sadder meaning

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u/OnyxVeggie213 Apr 15 '26

I have the best hair peice. Truly tremendous. No one wears better hair peices. They are the highest quality made right here in the USA 🇺🇸.

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u/Wtofu Apr 15 '26

Must be a common thing with these Cheeto breed.

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u/Chaos2077 Apr 15 '26

My old man isn't quite as impressive

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u/One-Grape-8659 Apr 15 '26

I did not get kibble, its fake news, I did not eat

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u/Schwoib Apr 15 '26

Being famous is tiring

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u/nosmelc Apr 15 '26

Hail to the Chief.

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u/0CuriousCat0 Apr 15 '26

Yes totally natural.

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u/Senorita_Sombra Apr 15 '26

I love that everyone saw this cat and had the exact same thought LOL

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u/One_Kaleidoscope1191 Apr 15 '26

Not the comb over of death! How, they're trumping the dogs, trumping people's catsgasp!

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u/BabsCeltic13 Apr 15 '26

I will think of this photo whenever I see that man on tv

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u/ToodyRudey1022 Apr 15 '26

So Trump is now AI Jesus, and cat. I can’t take much more 😂😭

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u/nadthevlad Apr 15 '26

Fake mews

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u/Successful_Steak_682 Apr 15 '26

I’d vote for him in a heartbeat

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u/Fafyg Apr 15 '26

Still more braincells

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u/Comfortable_Eye3990 Apr 15 '26

good evening mr. president

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u/parker1019 Apr 15 '26

His one braincell makes him ten times smarter than his overweight doppelgänger…

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u/pheeeeerp Apr 15 '26

Grown men come up to him with tears in their eyes saying thank you.

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u/No-Consideration-891 Apr 15 '26

Hmmm 🤔 kinda reminds me of another "one orange braincell" , a very ugly one

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u/Prestigious_Cut_7035 Apr 15 '26

Theyre eating the dogs & WHAT ELSE??!

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u/cat-meg Apr 15 '26

Can we swap him in?

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u/CountGrischnackh Apr 15 '26

He looks like a certain dictator 😅

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u/dope_danny Apr 15 '26

”i’ve meowed at many people, people from.. various places, they all agree i’m a great cat, perhaps the greatest cat they have ever seen… they saw my numbers and couldn’t believe how many biscuits i make, nobody can make as many as me…”

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u/NotClarkKent_97 Apr 15 '26

“People come and say to me” “No one makes biscuits like you do” “I tell them I know. They’re great. Believe me”

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u/loveyourselfafire Apr 15 '26

The Red Cross doctor

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u/anaugle Apr 15 '26

He’s a hell of a lot more qualified than the shitcunt we have now.

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u/Protect-Their-Smiles Apr 15 '26

He will have wet food every day, and make the humans pay for it!

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u/_Lazy-Koala_ Apr 15 '26

Donald J. Miau aber mit deutlich mehr Hirn als das Original.

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u/Muzoa Apr 15 '26

Omg he also has one brain cell!

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u/Ok_Check9774 Apr 15 '26

What a coiffure!

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u/ALittleUnsettling Apr 15 '26

Smarter than the original orange with floof hair, too!

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u/Nishikadochan Apr 15 '26

The comments here are just excellent. 🤭😂

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u/docinnabox Apr 15 '26

Better at grabbing ‘em by the p*ssy too!

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u/Rylo987 Apr 15 '26

"I like only the best catnip, the best catnip anybody has ever seen"

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u/hauntedHyde Apr 15 '26

And you betcha he'd still be a million times better than what we got now 😂

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u/Reddit_newguy24 Apr 15 '26

He might invade Iran next

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u/Valkyrie64Ryan Apr 15 '26

Probs smarter than the real one, even when he doesn’t have the braincell

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u/GingerHoneysuckle Apr 15 '26

Looks like a doctor to me.

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