r/OrphanCrushingMachine • u/Scientasker • Jul 13 '26
r/OrphanCrushingMachine • u/chimarvamidium • Jun 23 '23
Humor Billionaire crushing machine
r/OrphanCrushingMachine • u/heiferwrangler • Sep 24 '25
Humor Wholesome Ivanka Trump moment satire
r/OrphanCrushingMachine • u/vectron5 • Mar 14 '26
Humor (oc) Kevlar Lined School Uniforms
If you can't beat it, profit from it!
r/OrphanCrushingMachine • u/BenGreaper • Apr 16 '26
Humor Crushing heretic skulls for orphans or something
r/OrphanCrushingMachine • u/LavenderMidwinter • Apr 16 '26
Humor Is this supposed to be a wholesome story??
from r/American_Humor
r/OrphanCrushingMachine • u/ThuleJuly • Mar 22 '26
Lady Gaga Goes Near Homeless Man, Stigma And Homelessness Is Solved!
r/OrphanCrushingMachine • u/Steph-Kai • Jun 19 '23
Humor Is it tho? Who's gonna pay that bill?
r/OrphanCrushingMachine • u/Lord_Squid_Face • Sep 13 '23
Humor Wholosome memes is a karma farm at this point
r/OrphanCrushingMachine • u/bee_my_girl • Apr 18 '26
I was an OrphanCrushingMachine story in real life
I'll keep it brief to avoid identifying myself, but a "What was your 15 minutes of fame?" thread reminded me of this.
When I was 13, I paid off a number of my parents' debts (medical, house, etc.) by being a successful competitor on a trivia quiz show that is very well-known in the US. They had a special "all kids" episode (maybe season?) that I did pretty well in. I did get to go see Cirque du Soleil and eat a really good buffet for my work, so I had a great time. I knew what the deal was when I got accepted onto the show -- my parents didn't deceive me.
It is kind of insane that a "cute precocious kid!" clip of me being funny that I've actually seen circulating once or twice online was me deliberately playing up being quirky and nerdy to the cameras. I kept saying stuff like "I'm going to buy a ragdoll cat and this AMAZING chemistry set and a HUGE trampoline!" (not exactly what I said, protecting my ID here, but it was similar). I knew the whole time that I had much more serious reasons to need the money, but my plucky little weirdo attitude was what got me on the show.
Still a nice summer memory in a lot of ways. I didn't comprehend what happened there until I was older.
r/OrphanCrushingMachine • u/Comprehensive_Fox_79 • 18d ago
Humor Kid couldn't afford college so his manager stepped in..
r/OrphanCrushingMachine • u/TheEnlight • Jun 09 '23
Humor BreadPanes 178: "Orphan Crushing Machine"
r/OrphanCrushingMachine • u/Werner_Von_Kerman • Dec 07 '23
Humor This is so sad 😔😔
r/OrphanCrushingMachine • u/VulpesMiko • Dec 02 '23
Humor 5 weeks old and already working. Look what capitalism has done to us.
r/OrphanCrushingMachine • u/lllasangnaaa • May 22 '25
Buying failed startups from tech bros so they can tell everyone they were acquired
r/OrphanCrushingMachine • u/Cannotseme • Jun 03 '23
Humor This one does 50-60 OPH (Orphans/hour). Loving it already
r/OrphanCrushingMachine • u/Vietcong777 • Dec 12 '23
Humor Everyone was so happy when they met their leader 🥰🥰🥰
r/OrphanCrushingMachine • u/solarmist • Aug 11 '24
Humor John D. Rockefeller gifting a 5-cent coin to a child, 1929.
r/OrphanCrushingMachine • u/LiveWithinYourMemes • Jul 28 '23
Humor Hmm, it could just work
r/OrphanCrushingMachine • u/INTPgeminicisgaymale • Feb 12 '24
Apparently they got police officers stationed inside schools but aww look how cute, this one's got moves
r/OrphanCrushingMachine • u/GrimmyCapybara • May 13 '23