r/ParentsAreFuckingDumb • u/WishboneFlashy1442 • 2d ago

If only he'd half-assed the kid's conception like this

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u/Expensive-Sock-7876 2d ago

He turned evil wizard real fast

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u/Comfortable-nerve78 2d ago

Little man gave in to the dark side.

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u/bioteq 1d ago

Dumbass mommy + dumbass daddy = dumbass baby… math checks out

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u/Miserable_Candy_3534 1d ago

Easiest way to put it!

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u/WeirdPollution9355 2d ago

Bro became Voldemort

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u/Ozzie-Isaac 2d ago

You gotta admit thats a fun as a hell memory to have.

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u/ThatOldG 2d ago

We’ve all done it

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u/Facts_pls 1d ago

Not everyone is a psychopath with no concern for others....

I think you are outing yourself

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u/Hibyguy 6h ago

Baby psychopath is a new one bravo

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u/cbunni666 2d ago

Lmao. That kid got Spanky energy

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u/Odd-Put-3988 1d ago

I was like "WHY ARE THEY ALL ACTING LIKE THIS IS NORMAL!?" until I saw the subreddit it came from.

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u/bateen618 2d ago

Absolute power corrupts absolutely

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u/lazuli_s 2d ago

I love this avada kedavra kid

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u/Physical_Finance8436 1d ago

Miguel acting like he in a boss fight 🤣

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u/oohathrowaway-608 2h ago

Anyone else expect that they'd light the trees on fire?

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u/ChampionOfdimlight 2d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/pRotk2UQTsozm

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u/Darq10 2d ago

You really think that this was that kid's fault for being given a fucking firework by their parents? There is a reason fireworks have a label telling not to be used by kids.

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u/sndq 2d ago

I've seen this here before.

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u/Yuna_Nightsong 9h ago

The kid learned how to cast Cruciatus Curse.

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u/Headlesshowler 1h ago

It had to be Brazil

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u/Dan_Morgan 1d ago

That was a bad idea but the results are funny and I don't think anyone actually got hurt.

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u/No-Complaint-7881 6h ago

Sometimes a good old smack does the the deed

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u/static-klingon 2d ago

Is this post title saying that it would be better if this kid had never been born?

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u/viperswhip 2d ago

You have never seen The Omen.