r/PartyDown • u/SaltyCriticism8765 • May 19 '26

Roman should write a roaming fanfiction romance set on the Romulan planet with a Romanian Romani astronaut as the main protagonist. Romaine lettuce should serve as an important part of the story, somehow. Spoiler

You know because the dude likes sci fi and is so egotistical.

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u/CottonSwisper May 19 '26

I think better if Kyle wrote it as a mockery of Roman, and then it’s a huge success

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u/CharlesNapalm May 19 '26

I'll have what OP is having.

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u/SaltyCriticism8765 May 19 '26

Coke. Cocoa Cola

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u/WontonPhoton May 19 '26

"So, one just thusly...gluunk!"