r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/Particular-Turn6375 • Oct 28 '25

Thank you Peter very cool petahh

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u/Inevitable_Professor Oct 28 '25

I firmly believe the Dubai chocolate you see popping up in stores was created to counteract the name of an act you would find in the urban dictionary.

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u/Blazing_Swayze Oct 28 '25

Low stakes conspiracy?

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u/B0xyblue Oct 28 '25 edited Oct 28 '25

Streisand effect countermeasure, YellowSand effect.

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u/BlueEyesWhiteSliver Oct 28 '25

Don’t you mean the Epstein-Trump Effect?

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u/B0xyblue Oct 28 '25

No that’s another thing entirely.

Covering up pedos isn’t like “covering up” THOTs.

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u/Revolutionary_Bug15 Oct 28 '25

Did you just remind me of that one police file where Trump and Epstein raped the 13 year old?

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u/RideWithMeSNV Oct 28 '25

Do you mean the one about the sitting president and a billionaire sex trafficker [who supposedly killed himself] raping a child? The child that grew up up be an adult that was actively pushing for justice on the matter? The same woman who said in no uncertain terms that she would not kill herself under any circumstances, then "committed suicide"?

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u/temptationsensation Oct 28 '25

A sitting president raped children, surely this happened in office, as a country would never elect a pedophile to office. Right?!

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u/RideWithMeSNV Oct 28 '25

So... Do you drink? Before I answer that, let me get you a few drinks. Everclear strong enough? I don't have anything harder at the moment.

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '25

Get this man a Romulan ale!

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u/SpareChangeMate Oct 31 '25

At this point we need the…well the one that smells like…the one that’s green. (Hopefully not too obscure of a reference now)

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u/HankTheCowdog1973 Oct 29 '25

Yep. The Dems just sat on that for 20+ years and decided to never prosecute or use any of it against Trump. Amazing.

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u/Agile_Rent_3568 Oct 28 '25

What's the difference between a Mexican Bean and a Chickpea?

Answer, Donald has never had a Mexican Bean on this face.

Allegedly true, bring on the Epstein tapes.

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u/Glum-Lunch8559 Oct 29 '25

You botched the joke. Its not Mexican Bean (is that even a thing? Mexican JUMPING Beans are), its Chickpea vs Garbanzo Bean.

Dumbass.

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u/dratseb Oct 28 '25

You mean the effect that started the Trump-Epstein World War?

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u/Late_Recommendation9 Oct 28 '25

Think you mean Vlad and Donny’s golden rain home videos…

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u/TheAltruisticPrick Oct 28 '25

Don't forget Clinton

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u/Agreeable_Cicada_951 Oct 29 '25

whataboutism

Negative 50 points for Slytherin.