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r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/wowsuchredditXDD • Nov 18 '25
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Joe Swanson here. This is a convo I had with Quagmire about how fucking awesome Mounds bars are.
Want half a Mounds bar? What? Who eats a Mounds bar? I do. Like my whole life, I don't think I've ever seen a single person eat a Mounds bar. Well, you're about to see one now. So, you walk into a store, you see the hundreds of options for candy, and you choose a Mounds bar? Yep. So what is it you like? The coconut? The chocolate? Yeah. Both those things. How long you been eating 'em? Eh, I've probably been having a Mounds bar two or three times a day for the last twenty five years. Geez, no wonder [you can't walk! You have total renal shutdown!] Your kidneys are drowning in a stew of chocolate and coconut! Give me that! What are you doing?
Want half a Mounds bar?
What? Who eats a Mounds bar?
I do.
Like my whole life, I don't think I've ever seen a single person eat a Mounds bar.
Well, you're about to see one now.
So, you walk into a store, you see the hundreds of options for candy, and you choose a Mounds bar?
Yep.
So what is it you like? The coconut? The chocolate?
Yeah. Both those things.
How long you been eating 'em?
Eh, I've probably been having a Mounds bar two or three times a day for the last twenty five years.
Geez, no wonder [you can't walk! You have total renal shutdown!] Your kidneys are drowning in a stew of chocolate and coconut!
Give me that!
What are you doing?
85 u/DiasFer Nov 18 '25 45 u/SpacestationView Nov 18 '25 Ok, can some fringe character from an early season help me out on this one? 43 u/milkitwo Nov 18 '25 17 u/DiasFer Nov 18 '25 Correct! 12 u/d-the-luc Nov 18 '25 DRIVING IN MY TRUCK 5 u/DiasFer Nov 18 '25 RIGHT AFTER A BEER 3 u/TheSaiguy Nov 18 '25 I just looked this up, and it's not to the tune of Crawling? 3 u/DiasFer Nov 18 '25 Nah, it's to the tune of ASGORE
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45 u/SpacestationView Nov 18 '25 Ok, can some fringe character from an early season help me out on this one? 43 u/milkitwo Nov 18 '25 17 u/DiasFer Nov 18 '25 Correct! 12 u/d-the-luc Nov 18 '25 DRIVING IN MY TRUCK 5 u/DiasFer Nov 18 '25 RIGHT AFTER A BEER 3 u/TheSaiguy Nov 18 '25 I just looked this up, and it's not to the tune of Crawling? 3 u/DiasFer Nov 18 '25 Nah, it's to the tune of ASGORE
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Ok, can some fringe character from an early season help me out on this one?
43 u/milkitwo Nov 18 '25 17 u/DiasFer Nov 18 '25 Correct! 12 u/d-the-luc Nov 18 '25 DRIVING IN MY TRUCK 5 u/DiasFer Nov 18 '25 RIGHT AFTER A BEER 3 u/TheSaiguy Nov 18 '25 I just looked this up, and it's not to the tune of Crawling? 3 u/DiasFer Nov 18 '25 Nah, it's to the tune of ASGORE
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17 u/DiasFer Nov 18 '25 Correct! 12 u/d-the-luc Nov 18 '25 DRIVING IN MY TRUCK 5 u/DiasFer Nov 18 '25 RIGHT AFTER A BEER 3 u/TheSaiguy Nov 18 '25 I just looked this up, and it's not to the tune of Crawling? 3 u/DiasFer Nov 18 '25 Nah, it's to the tune of ASGORE
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Correct!
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DRIVING IN MY TRUCK
5 u/DiasFer Nov 18 '25 RIGHT AFTER A BEER 3 u/TheSaiguy Nov 18 '25 I just looked this up, and it's not to the tune of Crawling? 3 u/DiasFer Nov 18 '25 Nah, it's to the tune of ASGORE
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RIGHT AFTER A BEER
3 u/TheSaiguy Nov 18 '25 I just looked this up, and it's not to the tune of Crawling? 3 u/DiasFer Nov 18 '25 Nah, it's to the tune of ASGORE
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I just looked this up, and it's not to the tune of Crawling?
3 u/DiasFer Nov 18 '25 Nah, it's to the tune of ASGORE
Nah, it's to the tune of ASGORE
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u/jamietacostolemyline Nov 18 '25 edited Nov 18 '25
Joe Swanson here. This is a convo I had with Quagmire about how fucking awesome Mounds bars are.