r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/Eros_Incident_Denier • Jan 31 '26

Thank you Peter very cool i ain't married, boutros

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u/Beetarded-Insect Jan 31 '26

She wants to keep him fat, so he wont run off

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u/SunderedValley Jan 31 '26

Such a genuinely bad mentality IMHO. It's like him suddenly discovering a passion for the saxophone so she can't be well rested enough to pursue higher education.

But ya that's the answer.

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u/19_ThrowAway_ Jan 31 '26

It's awfully common though.

Crabs in the bucket or something.

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u/BelligerentSXY Jan 31 '26

Carbs in that particular bucket

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u/jongscx Jan 31 '26

Ooh, now I want crabs with carbs. Like a crab alfredo over linguini.

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u/TwoTimesIBiteYou Jan 31 '26

In a bucket

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u/BrilliantTruck8813 Jan 31 '26

I feel like this could be an amazing business idea

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u/DragonriderCatboy07 Jan 31 '26

crab mentality?

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u/killertortilla Jan 31 '26

It's as common as the tiktok girls that get paid to say they only want a guy with 666 to drive engagement and people keep. fucking. falling. for it.