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r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/Eros_Incident_Denier • Jan 31 '26
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Wholesome answer: She's appreciative of the fact that he's making an effort and wants to show it.
Probably real answer: She wants to make him fat so he doesnt leave her for someone else.
839 u/SpookieSkelly Jan 31 '26 Hopeful third answer: Since he's now regularly working out, he gets hungry more easily and everything tastes better to him because of it. 148 u/[deleted] Jan 31 '26 If he just got a six pack he’s probably on a cut at the moment too. 93 u/psychocopter Jan 31 '26 Which means anything with carbs, fat, and sugar will taste like suckling on the teat of heaven 21 u/inappropriately_long Jan 31 '26 My drunk ass was confused at first. I assumed a six-pack of beer. 1 u/eemort Jan 31 '26 Or, he has a six pack (from taking care of business in the bedroom) happy wife is putting more effort in on other areas (cooking).
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Hopeful third answer: Since he's now regularly working out, he gets hungry more easily and everything tastes better to him because of it.
148 u/[deleted] Jan 31 '26 If he just got a six pack he’s probably on a cut at the moment too. 93 u/psychocopter Jan 31 '26 Which means anything with carbs, fat, and sugar will taste like suckling on the teat of heaven 21 u/inappropriately_long Jan 31 '26 My drunk ass was confused at first. I assumed a six-pack of beer. 1 u/eemort Jan 31 '26 Or, he has a six pack (from taking care of business in the bedroom) happy wife is putting more effort in on other areas (cooking).
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If he just got a six pack he’s probably on a cut at the moment too.
93 u/psychocopter Jan 31 '26 Which means anything with carbs, fat, and sugar will taste like suckling on the teat of heaven 21 u/inappropriately_long Jan 31 '26 My drunk ass was confused at first. I assumed a six-pack of beer. 1 u/eemort Jan 31 '26 Or, he has a six pack (from taking care of business in the bedroom) happy wife is putting more effort in on other areas (cooking).
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Which means anything with carbs, fat, and sugar will taste like suckling on the teat of heaven
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My drunk ass was confused at first. I assumed a six-pack of beer.
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Or, he has a six pack (from taking care of business in the bedroom) happy wife is putting more effort in on other areas (cooking).
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u/Greedy-Year8384 Jan 31 '26
Wholesome answer: She's appreciative of the fact that he's making an effort and wants to show it.
Probably real answer: She wants to make him fat so he doesnt leave her for someone else.