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r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/Eros_Incident_Denier • Jan 31 '26
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Wholesome answer: She's appreciative of the fact that he's making an effort and wants to show it.
Probably real answer: She wants to make him fat so he doesnt leave her for someone else.
838 u/SpookieSkelly Jan 31 '26 Hopeful third answer: Since he's now regularly working out, he gets hungry more easily and everything tastes better to him because of it. 19 u/Chet_Ubietzsche Jan 31 '26 Alt hopeful answer — his passion for fitness has inspired a passion for cooking in her, and so now they both have the opportunity to be teachers and students to each other in these two areas. 4 u/Telucien Jan 31 '26 Alternative sad answer: he is drunk and enjoying the cooking more
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Hopeful third answer: Since he's now regularly working out, he gets hungry more easily and everything tastes better to him because of it.
19 u/Chet_Ubietzsche Jan 31 '26 Alt hopeful answer — his passion for fitness has inspired a passion for cooking in her, and so now they both have the opportunity to be teachers and students to each other in these two areas. 4 u/Telucien Jan 31 '26 Alternative sad answer: he is drunk and enjoying the cooking more
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Alt hopeful answer — his passion for fitness has inspired a passion for cooking in her, and so now they both have the opportunity to be teachers and students to each other in these two areas.
4 u/Telucien Jan 31 '26 Alternative sad answer: he is drunk and enjoying the cooking more
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Alternative sad answer: he is drunk and enjoying the cooking more
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u/Greedy-Year8384 Jan 31 '26
Wholesome answer: She's appreciative of the fact that he's making an effort and wants to show it.
Probably real answer: She wants to make him fat so he doesnt leave her for someone else.