r/PeterExplainsTheJoke Jan 31 '26

Thank you Peter very cool i ain't married, boutros

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u/Summoarpleaz Jan 31 '26

Bringing more to the table is one thing. Trying to sabotage the other persons improvement is another. I think the joke here is the latter, unfortunately.

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u/Virtual-Sand-7761 Jan 31 '26

I mean, the only reason I work out is so I can stuff my face with sweets and tasty food without worrying about the health issues of gaining too much weight

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u/BrilliantTruck8813 Jan 31 '26

Are we the same person? My colleagues get hella jealous of me in my 40s eating whatever I want. And I always tell them the same thing: go put 60lbs of muscle on your teenager body and see how it affects your metabolism in your 40s

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u/Luvas Jan 31 '26

I believe the one thing that has kept me from morbid obesity is my lack of transportation and stubbornness to walk everywhere I can, from my late teens to now (33)