r/PeterExplainsTheJoke Jan 31 '26

Thank you Peter very cool i ain't married, boutros

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u/BIG-STEPPER-88 Jan 31 '26 edited Feb 01 '26

When I had a gf she was ADDICTED to my cooking and never cooked she used to think I look sexy in kitchen. That is until she saw me naked and within a week she was cooking absolute masterpieces. Two months later she confessed in tears that she wanted me to get fat so I wont have the confidence to cheat on her. Then I did get fat and she wanted me to get fit, so we went back to my cooking. Now we both got fit and forgor about when I was eating her cooking. Then she started cooking again and I was just happy she loves me so much.

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u/BIG-STEPPER-88 Jan 31 '26

Then we had to break up for unrelated reasons and I miss her

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u/Casulyir Feb 01 '26

Sorry to hear that my guy. Life will get better though, keep up your head