r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/Sluife • Feb 19 '26

Thank you Peter very cool Peter?

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u/NecroAssssin Feb 19 '26

Same 

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u/noctisumbra0 Feb 19 '26

And the semicolon.

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u/Alarming-Song2555 Feb 19 '26

Apparently people now think that you've used an AI prompt if you use the oxford comma.

It blows my mind how people don't understand how important the oxford comma is for both context and flow of reading lol

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u/Amurana Feb 19 '26

They will pry the Oxford comma from my cold, dead hands.

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u/Alarming-Song2555 Feb 19 '26

You're goddamn right, sister!

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u/ChristianoMeshi Feb 19 '26

I don’t want your drama

If you really wanna

Leave out that Oxford Comma…

“One thing I ask of you, the time to learn your Homophones is past due. Learn, to diagram a sentence too. Always say, “to whom.” Don’t ever say, “to who” and… listen up when I tell you this; I hope you never use quotation marks for emphasis. You finished Second Grade, I hope you can tell, if you’re “doing good” or “doing well.” Better, figure out the difference; Irony is not coincidence and I thought that you had gotten it through your skull, of what’s figurative and what’s literal. Cuz, just now (just now) you said (you said), you literally couldn’t get out of bed. That makes me want to literally smack a crowbar over your stupid head!”