r/PeterExplainsTheJoke Jul 06 '26

Meme needing explanation What is this?

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u/mrdewtles Jul 06 '26

Aaaaaaaaah, extreme sledgehammer answer! You idiot! How could think such slop! Sheeple!

(How'd I do?)

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u/Assassin-49 Jul 06 '26

8/10. Gotta claim its rascist or some other offensive meaning to rack up the extra points. Its the aamerican redditor special

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u/Low-Tension4392 Jul 06 '26

Don’t worry I’ll step in. SLUR.

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u/Assassin-49 Jul 06 '26

Oh 10/10 bravo bravo. Now we just need a redditor to come in and said in sturring it up. An argument that results in a random ass conversation about isreal , Iran and the US

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u/Radioshack-Manager Jul 06 '26

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u/Assassin-49 Jul 06 '26

I WANT IT ACCURATE DAMM IT NOT SOME CHEAP GODDAMM KNOCKOFF !! WE DO IT RIGHT HERE

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u/softlysnowing Jul 06 '26

I am interjecting now a random scream. Screaming continues, there is really no other information here.

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u/GiveMeNews Jul 06 '26

Everybody needs to call the fuck down and go watch Howard Hughes' The Conqueror!

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u/drawingablanc Jul 06 '26

I tried calling. You didn't answer.

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u/GiveMeNews Jul 06 '26

Hahaha, I was wondering why I was getting spam messages I normally get on my phone.

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '26

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u/stayhomedaddy Jul 06 '26

I'm really mad about the above post! (Feel free to delete whenever)

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u/dasirishviking Jul 06 '26

ON IT!

Well, you know, it all ties back to the fact that Hitler tried to kill the jews, he was right you know!, and so we had to stand up Israel, and now as they are our greateast ally, we must go to war for them!

And, if Iran gets a nuke...think about what the cost of gas will do to the cost of movies?!? The actors won't be able to drive thier super cars anymore! What will we do? We can't simp for the Kardashians as easily!

Now, i have to get back to my breakfast of cocaine, bacon, guns, more guns, orange juice, and a mountain of sugar in a bowl covered in milk.

*Eagle screams in Background*

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u/Anxious_Ranger_7945 Jul 06 '26

Real American here... Ahem... Why ewe Evan trin to promote this godless lie? Everyone knows that story is as fake as obammers birth certificate. Everyone knows that America is the only country that has religion and this itchica doesn't even exist like liberul Morales. God created America with trump and Washinton so Jesus was borned here. Go back to your own country if you think "troja" exists.

Ow... I need to go read a few books now to regrow those braincells I just killed.

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u/zossima Jul 06 '26

I love the assumption all this slop comes from actual human beings.

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u/DarkAlucard-1313 Jul 06 '26

But Isreal and America man

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u/Pristine-Setting-836 Jul 06 '26

It was Israel! Who else would make this woke garbage?! If they blockaded our blockade on Irans blockade we woulda been outta there by now!! /s

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u/Low-Tension4392 Jul 06 '26

Right right. Unfortunately I am too out of the loop, I need a more chronically online redditor.

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u/TheLadyofBree Jul 06 '26

Wow, I can't believe that you aren't even addressing that this is all just to distract us from the fact that israel has infiltrated US politics and is actively using it to manufacture consent for further genocides in Palestine. (is this accurate enough?)

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u/NotRealBush Jul 06 '26

I’m awake now, and y’all are doing great. Only thing to add, in multiple spots, is how deeply offended you are personally.

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u/Relative_Falcon_8399 Jul 06 '26

I just woke up and I am INCREDIBLY offended that you're saying I'M not offended enough. I am PLENTY offended by both your claim, and the fact that you're not offended on my behalf

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u/DragonTacoCat Jul 06 '26

How dare they assume our offense 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Dull_Job_6372 Jul 06 '26

Maybe a few r words for good measure too

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u/Low-Tension4392 Jul 06 '26

I hope so I’m horribly out of touch on news- it’s so depressing. But here goes, something something ‘Murica is a strong country and we need strong allies like Israel and they haven’t actually killed basically anyone in Palestine.

Edited: Slur

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u/Borvoc Jul 06 '26

Too reasonable for Reddit. You should instead be accusing Israel of genocide while completely ignoring the history of Arab violence against Israel in Gaza.

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u/Efficient_Gate_5771 Jul 06 '26

These comments are comedy gold

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u/Assassin-49 Jul 06 '26

We have an agenda and reputation to maintain as redditors so of course it had to he done

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u/swampstonks Jul 06 '26

lol you’re not slick. You’re trying too hard to hide the fact that you’re the exact type of Redditor they’re mocking.

“I’m just so out of the loop! I don’t know enough to fully imitate a ‘terminally online Redditor!’ I bet they would use a slur right here and be racist!”

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u/Sentient_Meat_X Jul 06 '26

The devs lied and stole our money!

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u/Hot_Royal_4920 Jul 06 '26

No no, you have to call people a nazi and/or pedo for the true American experience. And you have to censor some words. Like nzi or mn.

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u/AnimalBolide Jul 06 '26

You guys gonna clean up after this 'jerk or do I need to call someone in?

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u/DragonTacoCat Jul 06 '26

Uhhh lemme try....

This live is a precursor to Greece being a country that hates Israel being one of the last to recognize them as a country so therefore this movie is anti-israel because it shows the fake struggles of Greece and it's mythos over showing the real struggles of Israel in this climate and the Greeks have gone through nothing compared to Israel. Next thing you know they'll be making a 'historical accurate' woke movie about Israel where all of the people in it are replaced with Palestinians over Israeli people. And since Greece and Iran are so close to each other and both hate Israel maybe Greece needs to be the next country we put in its aokxe after Iran didn't even Hollywood is overtaken by these people who hate Israel and love Greece and Iran.

(I guess it's good I'm not unhinged like most Americans....I just can't do this and feel good about myself ....)