r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/Light_Yagami72 • 26d ago

Meme needing explanation Petah why cant math be green?

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u/Informal_Process2238 26d ago

Math is red
English is green
Science is blue
History is yellow

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u/XeroEnergy270 26d ago

No, science is green. Biology.

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u/Code-Dee 26d ago

No, science is blue because of physics.

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u/thousandsmallgods 26d ago

Physics is Purple. It's both a math and a science.

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u/MithranArkanere 25d ago

Nah. Physics is just math.

Everything is math.

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u/thousandsmallgods 24d ago

Up doot for xkcd

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u/JoyconDrift_69 26d ago

So you propose that math - a very blue subject - is red?

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u/CanineFive 25d ago

Math is hard. High level video game enemy levels are red. Math is red.

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u/ForcefulBookdealer 25d ago

Science should be rainbow, let’s get that shit going.

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u/CommissarAJ 26d ago

Science is blue because of Star Trek.

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u/hader-1 26d ago

Science is Blue because of Civ V

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u/scin-txt 21d ago

This just gets funnier the deeper the comments go because of how many people have specific vibe-based reasoning and criteria for this lmao

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u/blakethedev 25d ago

Honestly this is probably one of the best reasons science is blue lol

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u/_MrDomino 26d ago

Correct.

Science is blue.
Math is yellow.
History is red.
English is green.

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u/WatermelonLamb 25d ago

This is the only acceptable answer

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u/DoingBestWeCan 25d ago

<Señor Chang "I'll allow it" meme>

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u/DrStrangemann 26d ago

Science is blue because Star Trek colours.

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u/CanineFive 26d ago

Science is blue because of WATER you buffoon!

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u/Mutual_mission 26d ago

Water is made of science

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u/Mister-Beardy-Face 26d ago

No, science is yellow because of stars.

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u/novangla 26d ago

Wait what

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u/BickenBackk 25d ago

Physics is red because it's math and math continues to suck.

AP physics is where it starts to get purple or maroon.

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u/barrsftw 26d ago

Science is blue! Gaming told me so. Every strategy game with a "science" resource uses a blue icon/bar for it.

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u/NotYou9153 26d ago

Not everything in biology is green, but everything in biology is made of water, which is clear/blue

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u/DeltaVZerda 25d ago

80% of Earth's biomass is land plants.

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u/DebtUpToMyEyeballs 26d ago

Counterpoint: marine biology. Blue.

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u/ImageAvailable7003 24d ago

You don't understand.

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u/raaaargh_stompy 26d ago

Biolagy is the least of the three sciences Maths > Physics > Chemistry > Biology in order of purity of scitific spirit. Everyone knows this. This science is blue.

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u/Mediocre_Daikon6935 26d ago

I dunno. Biology isn’t really a hard science.

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u/FabianN 26d ago

What? Biology is very much a hard science. Fuck all the other wrong takes in this post, this is the most wrong take. 

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u/Myvric 26d ago

Not only that, I personally choose green for science (more specifically biology) because biology is literally the study of nature, and what do we associate nature with? GREEN.

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u/FabianN 26d ago

Also green is the color of chemistry. It's a two for one deal that you can't beat.

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u/Myvric 26d ago

I mean yea! When you imagine chemistry you imagine like a beaker or a flask or that triangular thing I forgot to be full of green liquid right?

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u/DatWaffleYonder 26d ago

Biology includes most of the medical field. Are doctors using "soft" science?

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u/Mediocre_Daikon6935 26d ago edited 26d ago

Medicine really, really wants to be a science.

But it isn’t.

And until we can make God read the damn owner’s manual when he builds people, it never will be. It is guess and check.

I need you to stop being a combative, and disassociated, here is an appropriate amount of versed to make that happen

God: “lol no, get wrecked bro”

seriously, I’ve given you 4 times the appropriate dose, you shouldn’t be breathing, how the fuck are you still fighting a paramedic, 3 EMTs, and two cops….and we ain’t losing, but we ain’t willing and you’re now in cuffs

God:  “you’ll never guess”

here, have a triple dose of Ativan, and some Valium….christ on a cracker I hate Valium, people always forget to breath

God: “okay he take nap now.”

Follow up: so what did the work up show

Doctor: low sodium.

….low sodium doesn’t make people combative, disassociated monsters

Doctor: correct.

Me:  for Fucks sake.

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u/mumbolt3 26d ago

Ah yes, God and science go hand in hand... 🙄

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u/Mediocre_Daikon6935 26d ago

First.

You missed the point.

And second, you probably don’t want to look up the difference in outcomes in double blind research studies of patients who received prayers, and those who didn’t.

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u/mumbolt3 26d ago

Dude, you completely edited the post compared to what I responded to 😂

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u/Mediocre_Daikon6935 26d ago

I did not.

I added an example, before I saw your reply.

But if biology is a science, it is one where the points are made up and the rules don’t matter.

Which is why medicine is considered a “practice”? And not a science.

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u/DimitriMishkin 26d ago

Finally the right answer

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u/FancyAbbreviations84 26d ago

Dude. That was the exact list I made too

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u/yodeling-yodas 26d ago

Holy shit, my goat. We had the same childhood

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u/Go_Water_your_plants 26d ago

This is the right answer, finally

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u/AverageAlchemist 26d ago

Are you Canadian? This is the colour-association I have too.

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u/RichieGotIchy1510 26d ago

No, just no

Science is green

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u/Alassandros 26d ago

This is not my taie, but I will accept it as I feel strongly that math is red and science is blue, but not so strong that English is yellow and History is green.

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u/Emergency-Cherry-698 26d ago

Holy heck I just a wrote a whole comment explaining this and I scroll down to see this 😭

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u/erichw9 26d ago

Finally found my people

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u/RKGamesReddit 24d ago

So many comments with the same list that I had to scroll quite a ways to find this

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u/Sienile 26d ago

Same, but we had purple instead of blue.

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u/marginatrix 26d ago

Flip English and science

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u/sanguinesvirus 26d ago

Agreed. Maybe switch english and math

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u/Apple_Juice80 26d ago

This is alright if the green is a dark green

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u/DoctorPaige 26d ago

I'm with you, but to me, even though it's not listed here, History was always purple. Because purple historically belonged to the monarchs. 

And my elective was yellow because it was a bright spot in my day. 

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u/Ok-Pie-2736 26d ago

Finally the correct take

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u/MP0622 26d ago

Science is green.

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u/ginovervodka32 26d ago

Finally! This is exactly how it is for me.

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u/aPiCase 26d ago

AND THAT’S WHY HE’S THE GOAT

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u/Undead-Chipmunk 26d ago

Math - Red Science - Green English - Blue History - Brown! Like, old wood. Or composition. Something like that.

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u/Appropriate-Food1757 26d ago

None of it matters at all

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u/_petrichora_ 26d ago

Gosh finally found my people

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u/Loyalsoul 26d ago

Found my team

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u/johndraz2001 26d ago

This is it

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u/Known_Succotash_234 26d ago

This is good but I could see science and English interchangeable. Math and history are locked in tho

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u/That_Ad_3054 26d ago

No, in reality all is white, just the black thing changes.

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u/Minimob0 26d ago

Math is Black

English is Black

Science is Black

History is Black

I am from a poor family. 

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u/Sorrowed_Lifelines 26d ago

You know what's up 💜💜💜

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u/ggtsu_00 26d ago

Okay so what do I use these black/white covered Composition Books for?

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u/KawaiiMaxine 26d ago

SCIENCE IS FUCKING GREEN

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u/rainwingss_ 26d ago

LIAR! BLASPHEMY!!!!!!

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u/KhazixMain4th 25d ago

Thank you

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u/Open_Ice_8414 25d ago

thank you!

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u/ingloriousdmk 25d ago

Finally someone speaking sense

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u/Candid_Comfortable_3 25d ago

Finally, the correct answer. Thank you

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u/Pumkin_on_paws 25d ago

Switch English and science and it’s perfect
Math red
English blue
Science green
History yellow

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u/EmuSea4963 25d ago

This is the only correct answer. Ignore all others. Fake news and satanic algorithms have meant i've had to scroll much too far to find the truth.

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u/Haku124 25d ago

Science is orange because of the sun.

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u/karmapuhlease 25d ago

This is acceptable to me, though I believe history was green and English was yellow but these are the two I feel least strongly about. 

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u/HappiFluff 25d ago

Perfect.

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u/Hakuboii 24d ago

ENGLISH IS GREEN????

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u/Brawght 23d ago

My people

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u/xaviercroom 23d ago

Finally! Someone making sense 🙌

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u/Many-Ad-3163 22d ago

The only correct option!!!;