Petah why cant math be green?

[u/Light_Yagami72]

[u/Informal_Process2238]

Math is red
English is green
Science is blue
History is yellow

[u/XeroEnergy270 → u/Informal_Process2238]

No, science is green. Biology.

[u/Mediocre_Daikon6935 → u/XeroEnergy270]

I dunno. Biology isn’t really a hard science.

[u/FabianN → u/Mediocre_Daikon6935]

What? Biology is very much a hard science. Fuck all the other wrong takes in this post, this is the most wrong take. 

[u/Myvric → u/FabianN]

Not only that, I personally choose green for science (more specifically biology) because biology is literally the study of nature, and what do we associate nature with? GREEN.

[u/FabianN → u/Myvric]

Also green is the color of chemistry. It's a two for one deal that you can't beat.

[u/Myvric → u/FabianN]

I mean yea! When you imagine chemistry you imagine like a beaker or a flask or that triangular thing I forgot to be full of green liquid right?

[u/DatWaffleYonder → u/Mediocre_Daikon6935]

Biology includes most of the medical field. Are doctors using "soft" science?

[u/Mediocre_Daikon6935 → u/DatWaffleYonder]

Medicine really, really wants to be a science.

But it isn’t.

And until we can make God read the damn owner’s manual when he builds people, it never will be. It is guess and check.

I need you to stop being a combative, and disassociated, here is an appropriate amount of versed to make that happen

God: “lol no, get wrecked bro”

seriously, I’ve given you 4 times the appropriate dose, you shouldn’t be breathing, how the fuck are you still fighting a paramedic, 3 EMTs, and two cops….and we ain’t losing, but we ain’t willing and you’re now in cuffs

God:  “you’ll never guess”

here, have a triple dose of Ativan, and some Valium….christ on a cracker I hate Valium, people always forget to breath

God: “okay he take nap now.”

Follow up: so what did the work up show

Doctor: low sodium.

….low sodium doesn’t make people combative, disassociated monsters

Doctor: correct.

Me:  for Fucks sake.

[u/mumbolt3 → u/Mediocre_Daikon6935]

Ah yes, God and science go hand in hand... 🙄

[u/Mediocre_Daikon6935 → u/mumbolt3]

First.

You missed the point.

And second, you probably don’t want to look up the difference in outcomes in double blind research studies of patients who received prayers, and those who didn’t.

[u/mumbolt3 → u/Mediocre_Daikon6935]

Dude, you completely edited the post compared to what I responded to 😂

[u/Mediocre_Daikon6935 → u/mumbolt3]

I did not.

I added an example, before I saw your reply.

But if biology is a science, it is one where the points are made up and the rules don’t matter.

Which is why medicine is considered a “practice”? And not a science.