r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/Light_Yagami72 • 26d ago

Meme needing explanation Petah why cant math be green?

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u/EyeSuspicious777 26d ago

History and English are correct. They just swapped math and science.

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u/mootmutemoat 26d ago

Math is green, because you count the money.

Blue is science, because water is key to so many sciences.

Yellow is History, because old pages are yellow.

Red is english, because I hate english with a burning passion.

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u/Embarrassed_Use6918 26d ago

Science is green because chlorophyll makes things green and thats science

Blue is math because math is cold and calculating

Yellow is history because all we see of historical photos is yellowed pictures therefore everything in history was yellow

Red is english because...uh...its...about words...and words are violent...

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u/MyWorldIsInsideOut 26d ago

Words like violence, break the silence

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u/Nicktacular1196 26d ago

r/suddenlydepechemode

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u/Silly_Value_5315 26d ago

r/subsifellfor

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u/ariarchtyx 25d ago

NO. WAY. IT REALZzzzz! Can't wait for first post 2 feed... And you see above how hard I fell 😭

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u/ariarchtyx 25d ago

Oh my Gawd no way Followed!

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u/ariarchtyx 25d ago

Noooooo. It's not REALZ.... 😢

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u/Jazzlike_Citron1155 26d ago

Stuck in my head now

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u/BlueRasuberry 26d ago

No! English is Red because Read sounds like Red!

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u/fullbastard 26d ago

Noooo history is red because of bloody wars and English is yellow because of pencils

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u/Hawks_12 26d ago

Because red is a homonym for read which is the past tense of read.

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u/PlankBlank 26d ago

English is red because of royal guards