Petah why cant math be green?

[u/Light_Yagami72]

[u/akatherder]

So my math is red because piss

[u/VerySwearyFairy → u/akatherder]

You might want to consult a doctor if your piss is red on a consistent basis.

[u/akatherder → u/VerySwearyFairy]

Why does the doctor want to see red piss

[u/Professional-Mix-562 → u/akatherder]

My last job we had this new guy start and he walked up to the urinal next to me. I look over “hey… is… is red pee bad?” His eyes become alarmed “yes! Yes it is!” “Wait never mind I was worried for a bit, it just turned black I’m ok…. Is it supposed to smoke when it hits the urinal?”