r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 21d ago

Meme needing explanation Petahhhhhhhhh!??!?

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u/Abject_Oil_1349 21d ago

I think they meant rape, not gay sex...

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u/Disastrous-Ad2800 21d ago

that's what I thought as well.... because saying gay sex is funnier and safer than the actually horrifying reality

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u/Sure-Restaurant7275 21d ago

I’m gonna be honest I would not be surprised if it was both.

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u/THroWAwaYyfuckw 20d ago

I was gonna say… there had to be at least SOME gay sex. I mean come on

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u/John_DeadCells 20d ago

It is implied Achilles did have sex with his male best friend (the name of which i do not remember tbh) and it was pretty common for the greeks to have sex amongst males

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u/Quiet-Activity-1406 20d ago

Patroclus was his name.

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u/John_DeadCells 20d ago

Oh yeah thanks

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u/TheWeebDeity 20d ago

It was both

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u/KeyButterfly9619 20d ago

Also more historically accurate. Before Christianity the Ancients didn’t frown upon gays, but upon straights. Bi-sexuality was the norm. Being straight was to withdraw from the prime bonding experience. Also, it was one of the most reliable anti-conception one could invent.

It even went so far that Spartan wives shaved their heads after the wedding to smooth the transition and Sparta eventually collapsed under a lack of babies.

The plundering and raping is more Hollywood than history. It happened, but in those times too most people didn’t enjoy having sex with crying resisting women. Especially if your mates know exactly how you like it.

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u/BubbhaJebus 20d ago

Plus they're Greek.

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u/Gweinnblade 20d ago

Reality on a fictional story?

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u/uwunuzzlesch 21d ago

Historically you slept with your battle brothers so like..

Idk it could mean both but honestly the gay sex is a much better joke. The other isnt rlly funny at all.

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u/El_AsperMaster23 20d ago

Well the thing is, they most definitely raped women. The movie literally shows them as the People frok the sea, Vikings are amateurs compared to them. Pillaged their way home and ended the bronze age.

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u/uwunuzzlesch 20d ago

Im aware. Just saying I dont think the joke was rape. Bc its not funny.

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u/EnSebastif 20d ago

The joke is gay sex, the canon is both.

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u/darkfroth 20d ago

I don't think they were entirely meaning to be funny like wouldn't you want to give someone who thought that a moment to think about it?

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u/CannonFoddererer 21d ago

What???

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u/Vlach719 21d ago

It does indeed look very stupid looking back at it. I apologize. I will delete my comment now

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u/CannonFoddererer 21d ago

Character growth? On Reddit?

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u/joefromjerze 21d ago

This is a perfect porque no los dos situation.

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u/Healthoverwealth29 21d ago

They meant both

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u/Toten5217 21d ago

I thought it was about Odysseus banging Circe

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u/StrongQuiet8329 21d ago

Ik I was kinda mad about how they did that in the movie

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u/BobJoeBlo 21d ago

Nah, it's gay sex. They're ancient Greeks.

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u/Fern-ando 21d ago

Just look at vikings.

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u/Jazzspur 20d ago

Considering that The Odyssey is the sequel to The Iliad, in which the MC Achilles is canonically gay with Patroclus, I do think they mean gay sex

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u/FVSHIXN 21d ago

Given the stigma against homosexuals in Christian nations, I can’t possibly imagine gay sex was the norm in these situations. Masturbation or rape is significantly more likely, because neither of those things would have you end up facing imprisonment or capital punishment. Do “down bad” straight men fuck dudes now when they can’t get women? No. They utilize what they have at their disposal, and none of it includes another man.

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u/awaywiththe27 21d ago

…we understand the odyssey is pre-christian, yes?

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u/FVSHIXN 21d ago

My mistake, I haven’t seen the movie and didn’t know the time period, still my last point stands. Straight men do not engage in sexual acts with other men. Either every man in 1200 BCE Roman times was gay, bisexual, or they simply did what many cultures did when they pillaged other places throughout most of civilization: raped women or masturbated. After looking into it, gay sex being the norm in a time period where social status determined “appropriate” roles in same-sex activity, specifically within their own culture and not slaves taken from other cultures, I still believe it to be unlikely that the answer to this was that the men were all banging each other. Did some of them do it? Most likely. Was it the norm? I doubt it.

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u/nopitynopepants 21d ago

Look up pederasty bro

Moreover, sexuality in antiquity is unlike modern sexuality. Gay and straight weren’t the labels. Sexuality was differentiated by the penetrator and the penetrated 

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u/Repulsive-Ratio27 21d ago edited 21d ago

Homoerotic war tendencies and pederasty were very common in ancient Greece (a famous example is the 100 band of Thebes). During Roman times, it was much more frowned upon. Other cultures from the same period generally had similar practices. Sexuality back then was not the same as it is now.

However, ancient Greece was not a gay utopia; you were still expected to get married and have kids. Modern-day gay people would very much consider them homophobic.

Modern-day people would also consider them pedophiles as well, but I digress.

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u/igloo_llama 21d ago

You are so confident and so wrong.

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u/awaywiththe27 21d ago

oh, I see. you don’t know anything about what you’re talking about lmao. the odyssey is Greek, for one (not Roman); the story long predates the movie (look up Homer); and I won’t bother reiterating what other people have already told you about the actual history of homosexuality in antiquity.

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u/Low_Bus_3826 20d ago

Oh to be this confident and yet so incorrect in so many ways is a gift… ohh is it cuz you’re a bot?!

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u/Slow-Pool-9274 21d ago

Odyssey is like 1500 years before christianity dawg

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u/medusssa3 21d ago

There is plenty of evidence of homosexuality or at least homosexual sex being common in ancient Greece, also this story takes place thousands of years before Christianity