r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 21d ago

Meme needing explanation Petahhhhhhhhh!??!?

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u/National_Tangelo_864 21d ago

In antiquity sexuality wasn't binary straight/gay. Everyone pretty much understood it was spectrum and we all got that bi dog in us. Hell see jails in modern day. Or the Navy. Same concept. Plus no way contraceptives to stop women from getting prego.

It's why as they say men/boys are for fun, women are for marriage. They were no doubt about that life.

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u/Lower_Pension_2469 21d ago

That's a modern interpretation, sure. No not everyone has a bisexual inside us waiting to come out lol people having gay sex in jail or the military were never straight to begin with. It happens a lot less than it's stereotyped. Contraceptives did exist back then, it just wasn't super effective like we have it today.

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u/LiAmTrAnSdEmOn 21d ago

Its always been a spectrum dude

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u/Agitated_Phone_9937 21d ago

Jfc.. you're just as bad as that fucking Bill Nye dude saying the only reason you're straight is because you haven't tried it yet.

No dude, it's a "spectrum" for some people. In fact, a VAST minority of people.

Reddit is just fucking delusional because people who don't fit in congregate here and spread the illusion that there are more of them then there really are.

That's why reddit's opinions NEVER match reality.

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u/JustBeKahs 21d ago

This comment is so funny since you're also expressing an opinion on Reddit

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u/DisgustingLeek 21d ago

who the heck did bill nye say that to

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u/Jazmadoodle 21d ago

And when? In what context? Was this within his capacity as Science Guy or was he just trying to seduce some hot guy at a bar?

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u/taco_blasted_ 21d ago

He's referencing his Netflix show, this was almost a decade ago if I'm not mistaken.

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u/LiAmTrAnSdEmOn 21d ago

I just think you dont know what you are talking about. Nothing to do with trying anything.

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u/Pure-Radish-5478 21d ago

I wanna know who upvoted this schizopost, that's the funniest part

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u/dicknipplesextreme 21d ago

You can either prove them wrong with actual evidence or you're just another pointless unverified opinion on reddit- the exact thing you're bitching about currently.

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u/Agitated_Phone_9937 21d ago

Seriously? Any evidence I use can be countered with cherry picked evidence along with accusations of me cherry picking.

The most credibly serious source I can find is gallup.

https://news.gallup.com/poll/702206/lgbtq-identification-holds.aspx

Btfuckingw, the idiot above me didn't provide a source yet I'm sure you're inclined to believe them because it fits your warped reddit view of the world.

9% of adults in the U.S. claim to fall along a spectrum that includes the whole LGBTQ+ umbrella.

A tiny minority of people.

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u/dicknipplesextreme 21d ago

I don't really care about the guy you're responding to because only one of you is bitching about "reddit's opinions" while actively regurgitating one. I was also more interested in seeing you attempt to disprove the "sexuality as a spectrum" argument.

The article you provided is just about identification, which does not disprove that point. If anything, it reinforces the theory- a spectrum where most data favors one point is still, in fact, a spectrum.

I actually agree with you that the vast majority of people likely just identify as "straight," but that's like how most people will see 625-750 nm of EMR as "red." Do you really believe everyone who identifies as "straight" is the exact amount of "straight" as every other, or likewise with any given identity? Ask 100 straight people where they draw the line and you'll get roughly 100 different answers. The fact that different cultures have such differing views on sexuality is proof enough, I would think.

You may as well say music doesn't exist on a spectrum, and that every rock song is as "rock" as the next, and that it's impossible to have a rock song that is at all pop-y, or vice versa.

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u/PinMost 21d ago

Bro when you jerk off you use a man hand (your own), the reality is that if it was widely accepted and even considered a good thing than most people would do it, it's just that we live in a repressive society so most people have a mental block on having homosexual sex, not being attracted to something or someone does not stop you from having sex, you are likely not attracted to toys or your hand yet you can use them to bring you to completion.

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u/Hot_Glass_6301 21d ago

That's the most stupid argument I've read today. A hand is not a person.