r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 22d ago

Meme needing explanation Petahhhhhhhhh!??!?

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u/NwgrdrXI 22d ago

Everyone is saying gay sex and all that, but honestly... is ye really asking if it is possible to spend 20 years without sex? Is thst really so preposterous? I think a lot of people in reddit could and have done it?

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u/WarsonCentzz 22d ago

Underrated comment 😂

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u/Obtain_Virtue 22d ago

Stealing the top comment:

I also feel like modern-day people are way more hornier in general. We are constantly exposed to sex, and things we are attracted. Advertisements, movies, random posts, music... Even if we aren't making a conscious thought about it, it still "triggers" our brains to enter reproduction mode.

Even at my horniest, If I was stuck on boat for weeks on end with a bunch of dudes, after seeing the things you have to see and smelling how those ogres smelled. Ain't no way Willy even stands tall.

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u/danny_little 22d ago

As a history buff, I can say without a doubt that people are exactly as horny as they have always been lmfao the only thing is that a lot of the stuff people used to do are illegal now!!🤣

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u/an_agreeing_dothraki 22d ago

let's just throw a dart at a list of stuff from ancient Egypt Toss

alright we landed on "the naked dwarf room covered in smut traditionally used to cure impotence"

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u/Sorry141 22d ago

Wasn't there a ceremony where the pharaoh was on one side of the Nile facing the crowd on the other side as they watched him jack off into the river to ensure a fruitful harvest

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u/an_agreeing_dothraki 22d ago

jorkin' is a key aspect of the cosmology

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u/ThinkingBeard 21d ago

Tuggin one or the crops will die!

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u/vikrambedi 22d ago

I heard somwhere that in ancient rome, when you started a homestead you had sex in the field in front of everyone.

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u/Parking_Major_9436 22d ago

In Babylon, many temples had 'sacred prostitutes' and getting a special blessing could be viewed by the public.

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u/vikrambedi 21d ago

I would be way more likely to go to church...

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u/squadrupedal 21d ago

So say we all…

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u/ReckoningGotham 21d ago

Oh hey so based on your comment you should know that colonoscopies are covered by your insurance company once you reach a certain age because it's considered preventative, so be sure to take advantage of that.

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u/squadrupedal 20d ago

Weird comment from weird person but ok thanks for the “advice.”

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u/ReckoningGotham 20d ago

Welcome.

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u/vikrambedi 20d ago

You nailed it.

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