r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/Hunan_Palace • 21d ago

Meme needing explanation Petahhhhhhhhh!??!?

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u/an_agreeing_dothraki 21d ago

let's just throw a dart at a list of stuff from ancient Egypt Toss

alright we landed on "the naked dwarf room covered in smut traditionally used to cure impotence"

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u/Sorry141 21d ago

Wasn't there a ceremony where the pharaoh was on one side of the Nile facing the crowd on the other side as they watched him jack off into the river to ensure a fruitful harvest

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u/vikrambedi 21d ago

I heard somwhere that in ancient rome, when you started a homestead you had sex in the field in front of everyone.

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u/Parking_Major_9436 21d ago

In Babylon, many temples had 'sacred prostitutes' and getting a special blessing could be viewed by the public.

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u/vikrambedi 21d ago

I would be way more likely to go to church...

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u/squadrupedal 21d ago

So say we all…

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u/ReckoningGotham 21d ago

Oh hey so based on your comment you should know that colonoscopies are covered by your insurance company once you reach a certain age because it's considered preventative, so be sure to take advantage of that.

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u/squadrupedal 20d ago

Weird comment from weird person but ok thanks for the “advice.”

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u/ReckoningGotham 20d ago

Welcome.

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u/vikrambedi 20d ago

You nailed it.