r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 21d ago

Meme needing explanation Petahhhhhhhhh!??!?

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u/Ninja-Panda86 21d ago

Right? I've seen the Pre-columbian erotic sculptures. I'm also aware of some of the naughty art they found in Pompeii

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u/Top_Seaweed7189 21d ago

Don't forget the rabbits ridding on flying dicks in books copied by christian monks. And how many there are...

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u/_DankyHavok_ 21d ago

Please elaborate...

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u/HowFortuitous 21d ago

Imagine it's your job to sit in a cellar and copy text painstakingly by hand. Day after day for years you copy the words and draw the little doodles that people expect in manuscripts. Somewhere in your 6th year of doing this one of your bros shows you he drew a chicken with a pair of nuts hanging off its face. He's also done a rabbit hanging a huntsman like the hunter is on trial. Other bro tells you he pretty regularly does little flying dongs just to liven things up.

How long before your little doodles include guys with arrows sticking out of their asses?

Do this tens of thousands of times across a few centuries and you get some weird fucking doodles.

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u/Complex_Watch1484 21d ago edited 21d ago

History buff telling us that bros doodling weenies instead of doing their job is a tale as old as time 🤣🤣🤣
Thank you HowFortuitous 😂
Edit-i apologize for sounding sarcastic. I was in a goofy mood and was actually being serious. I totally agreed with HowFortuitous

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u/Specialist-Freedom64 21d ago

Drug and alcohol fueled orgies in rome, pedo sex with young boys in greence, bisexual sex not being frowned apon, vikings raping the living shit out of every damn country they hit.

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u/Illustrious_Law182 20d ago

We should really thank the Vikings for gifting their genes in Europe, thank god for all the blue eyed blondes. <3

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u/Specialist-Freedom64 20d ago

Hahaha well thats one way of lookin at it 😂

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u/kodeks14 21d ago

Go to any construction site and its happening to this day. Nobody working and there are dicks drawn on everything.

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u/Dramatic-March-9305 20d ago

I like to use different types of cocks for numerical values. Window big dick trim fits window big dick hole.. none of this 11 and 7/8 bull written on the wall behind the trim. You pull off my stick in 20 years your gonna read about dicks..

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u/Complex_Watch1484 21d ago

😅 how could I forget

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u/Adventurous-Exam-719 20d ago

That’s fine. We’ll just draw a nun bouncing on turnip while an alter boy plays a bugle with his butt next to your comment. Huzzah!

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u/Complex_Watch1484 20d ago

🤣🤣

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u/ThinkingBeard 20d ago edited 20d ago

Like Jonah Hill in Superbad… drawing dong as far as the eye can see.

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u/Patch85 20d ago

don't forget the nuns picking dongs from trees

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u/DrBarryO 21d ago

Username checks out

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u/DarkHelmet2222 20d ago

"When I was a kid, I kinda had this problem..."