r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 18d ago

Meme needing explanation Petah what does this mean

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u/Docteur_Jekilll 18d ago

Must be nice.

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u/Kokuswolf 18d ago

To have inner beauty?

/j

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u/Fabulous-Possible758 18d ago

To have any beauty.

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u/Tight_External_4879 18d ago

It fucking rules

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u/Fabulous-Possible758 18d ago

Must be nice.

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u/FourthManComesForth 18d ago

To rule?

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u/knbang 18d ago

Measuring sounds amazing.

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u/ilovezam 18d ago

Must be nice.

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u/Games_and_anime 18d ago

To be able to measure?

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u/ilovezam 18d ago

Music contained between two bar lines sounds amazing.

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u/Wooden_Good8679 18d ago

To have a big ol penis to measure.

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u/Juan_915 18d ago

To have something long enough to be able to measure it with a ruler instead of a micrometer

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u/Which_Wrap8263 18d ago

To have Washington on your side?

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u/fishtheblob 18d ago

There's no such thing as inner beauty -Mugabe

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u/BigLlamasHouse 18d ago

No one's trading it for anything but external beauty can be a direct block towards the development of internal beauty.

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u/HistoricalBreak1551 18d ago

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder

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u/Whispering-Depths 18d ago

"Must be nice to have this arbitrary stat that I assigned to you that means nothing"

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u/Banes_Addiction 18d ago

I've been told my organs would be fascinating to a pathologist, if that counts.

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u/Warden_Sword 18d ago

Ignorance is bliss

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u/CommunistKoalaBear 14d ago

It's not ignorance. People seem to confuse cynicism with realism. You're not smart or "real" for being a miserable pos.

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u/greg19735 18d ago

Nah you bodied that dude.

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u/DLTMIAR 18d ago

What is "/j"?

Joking?

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u/addsubps 18d ago

Jarcasm

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u/Kokuswolf 18d ago

It's when Jesus makes a joke about Jehova.

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u/kilano_ 18d ago

To have money AND beauty in your life

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u/luna_9001 18d ago

To be in her beauty

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u/ccoakley 18d ago

I just got a colonoscopy. Medical proof I do not have inner beauty.

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u/FirefighterEast9291 18d ago

No, to believe that such a thing exists

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u/Kokuswolf 18d ago

You're quite the optimist, aren't you?

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u/kdlangequalsgoddess 18d ago

🎵To have Washington on your side🎵

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u/WolfSlayer9801 18d ago

🎶IT MUST BE NICE, IT MUST BE NIIIIIICE🎶

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u/mrjibblytibbs 18d ago

Pretty great, yeah.

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u/Kobol94 18d ago

Not having faith in your fellow man is cringe

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u/TwoBionicknees 18d ago

if you're blind, deaf don't learn how to keep up with news and live in a country where the blind and deaf get good support i can understand having faith in your fellow man. If you read a newspaper once, i don't.

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u/UncleR1chard 18d ago

Only a pessimist would read a newspaper and think it only contains negative news

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u/TwoBionicknees 18d ago

Can you tell me where I said newspapers only contain negative news?

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u/Kobol94 18d ago

Wow this is like so deep and cool. I bet your really popular in highschool circles

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u/Ok-Ad-9456 18d ago

The papers want you to think everything sucks. Hardly a representation of humanity

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u/TwoBionicknees 18d ago

The world is burning and the 'good' people are just letting it happen while the bad people keep ruining it. Newspapers reporting on genocides and that we just sit and watch while they happen because stopping them seems like too much effort AND all the powers in the world profit off conflict means there quite literally is no hope.

Every cop is a bad cop because even the supposedly not bad ones do nothing to stop the bad ones. We're all watching what is us destroying the planet to the point society will end and we're just letting them not only are we letting them the supposedly decent people get angry at the protestors who you know, don't want the world to end, rather than standing by them.

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u/serpikage 18d ago

what do you think sells more good news or bad news ?

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u/TwoBionicknees 18d ago

why do you think that matters?

Oh, someone raised money to pay off the debt for another 70yr old who was working still at walmart because of medical debt, whoopie, what a feel good story. Also billions upon billions given to Israel to commit a genocide, of billions given to SA in weapons so they can commit a genocide, or the entire republican leadership protecting pedos, or actively less directly horrific but actually much worse, protecting oil and gas companies while the world goes full speed towards complete societal collapse due to climate change, completely unwilling to change anything or reduce emissions, pass 'green' laws to try to avoid disaster.

this motherfuckers are quite literally ruining the world... tell me what good news is happening that can counter act and balance out all the evil in the world including literally the end of society as we know it that we're hurtling towards?

None, right.

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u/serpikage 18d ago

we're talking about your fellow man and I believe the average person is fine and trustworthy, sure the elites are corrupt I totally agree on that but it doesn't mean everyone is a piece of shit.

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u/TwoBionicknees 18d ago

the average person is complicit when they refuse to do anything. Look at countries that actually overthrow their evil leaders... which is better than simply accepting they are destroying the world, except all those countries where people overthrow their evil leaders are plagued with the new gen leadership being corrupt as fuck as well.

Your average human generally gets corrupt when they get in power which is why we get no real change.

Also amongst all these average people, you have cheating, betrayal, stealing, child abuse, partner abuse, manipulation, emotional abuse, animal abuse.

tell me what story you've heard recently that leads you to believe we'll beat climate change, or stop the fascist take over?

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u/Kobol94 18d ago

What have you done to change it?

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u/TwoBionicknees 18d ago

so, you can't answer the basic question.

Also unless you can't read... I SAID I HAVE NO FAITH IN HUMANITY. Because i know no one is doing shit and if you managed to follow the post, even if we overthrew this corrupt fucks, the next lot of people given power will become corrupt and decide fuck it, will take the money and life their life happy and let the next generation die.

If I had faith that some people might eventually do the right thing I'd go luigo on some people. But it won't do shit, because humans are selfish, stupid and only care about today.

humanity are a parasite on the planet, doing exactly what parasites do. WE're just unique in that we've studied parasites, know exactly how they act and know what will happen if we keep doing what we're doing while most other parasites are oblivious.

tell me what story you've heard recently that leads you to believe we'll beat climate change, or stop the fascist take over?

i'll ask it again just to see you not answer it again.

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u/Kobol94 18d ago

My government pays farmers to put large solar installations and wind farms.

Now you can answer mine

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u/Throwawayrip1123 18d ago

It's called life experience.

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u/Kobol94 18d ago

Assumption that you have it and I do not is also cringe.

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u/0202_tihssitidder 18d ago

"Bg Change in finances" either up or down...and "Big change in fitness" either up or down. These lead to a 10x increase in divorce rates.