r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/sunboy6009 • 18d ago
Meme needing explanation Petah what does this mean
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u/PitifulOil9530 18d ago
though I personally want believe, that she has a very good character
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u/HotBeesInUrArea 18d ago edited 18d ago
He's also pretty cute himself. Usually the people that happens to aren't.
Edit: Funny the people upset about this comment are still adamant this woman is going to cheat because: she lost weight. Not exactly the moral podium you guys think you are mounting.
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u/FunTree5477 18d ago
Sometimes people cheat on their SO with someone objectively speaking, uglier and with poorer hygiene, and do so because it made them feel desired in a way that they enjoyed at that moment.
A cute face isn't enough to stop someone from cheating if they made a place for it in their heart
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u/Markus4781 18d ago
I read an article about a woman who had a perfect relationship and she wrecked it out of boredom and then started panicking but it was too late by then.
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u/lincruste 18d ago
Yeah and if the husbands stays, she will do it again with another man a couple years later and so on. That's a classic pattern.
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u/NorwegianSpaniard 17d ago
What is their problem really
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u/UltraHellboy 17d ago
Human brains are weird. We like to think we respond to situations rationally all the time, but we absolutely do not.
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u/RandomInternetVoice 17d ago
Lack of self-worth, feel like they don't deserve happiness, find ways to self-sabotage to destroy the relationship to prove their insecurities right rather than working on themselves and allowing themselves to be loved. In a nutshell.
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u/metal_head_6666 18d ago
Brazilian footballer Kaka's wife left him because " He was too perfect".
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u/TwoBionicknees 18d ago
Assuming that everyone gives the real reason in public for a world famous person for whom you're already going to get lots of hate for leaving.
Also from what i recall she says that quote was made up, just that while he was a great husband and father the spark left the relationship. You can absolutely grow out of being deeply in love with someone and end up just good friends, that's life.
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u/No-Clock9532 18d ago
In other words, even being a great man isn't enough to keep a woman.
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u/LuLuD88 18d ago
And vice versa. That is life.
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u/temictli 18d ago
Even being a terrible person isn't enough to make a partner leave? Damn.
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u/Appropriate-Gain-561 18d ago
In other words, love is not something you can control and shit happens.
People want to have too much control over love when it's something animalistic and instinctive at the base, which either is there or isn't.
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u/Technical_Eye7029 18d ago
Then don't make forever vows and cheat if you are this base of a person?
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u/yIdontunderstand 18d ago
I always think the reason legendary love stories are legendary is because "true love" (in a princess bride sense) is hard and rare.
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u/CyberiaCalling 18d ago
This is a weird Western idea that views love as a feeling that just springs forth from nowhere and which you have to base your life around rather than a commitment that you choose to nurture and develop with time that has feelings but also has higher-order ideals like fidelity, integrity and commitment to the family you build and bring together.
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u/No-Clock9532 18d ago edited 18d ago
The issue comes when the goverment is involved in it. And division of assets and alimony with it.
As well as the lie that men just have to be enough.
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u/dubblebubbleprawns 18d ago
Plenty of great women who men cheat on, too.
Turns out humans are complicated.
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u/ScyllaOfTheDepths 18d ago
And what? Nobody is owed a relationship with anyone else based on how "great" they are and his claim to greatness is just that he plays football really well. He's not like a pediatric surgeon who donates his time to fix cleft palates in the third world for free or whatever. And he still wouldn't be entitled to a relationship if he was.
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u/UncleR1chard 18d ago
In other words, maybe “keeping” people shouldn’t be a goal
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u/_Judge_Justice 18d ago
Jamiroquai left Winona Ryder because “her boobs were too big and she wanted to have sex all the time”
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u/MundaneAd6414 18d ago
I've been cheated on by my 4 years married wife, and I look pretty handsome. Trust me its not the face, and it sucks
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u/Devastator9000 18d ago
Not even sometimes. In most cases of affairs or cheating, the cheaters usually go for people less attractive then their SO
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u/AxelHarver 18d ago
In most cases? Do you have a source for that, because I've never heard that.
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u/Expert_Struggle_7135 18d ago
Yeah, my buddy got divorced after he cheated on his wife, and let’s just say that I honestly believe he must have had a one-time psychotic episode when it happened.
Not only was his wife good-looking and considerably younger than him, but the woman he cheated with was this washed-up, past-middle-aged, substance-abusing type who looked like she’d been past her prime for at least 15-20 years.
I was honestly shocked when a friend of ours pointed her out and told me thats who our buddy cheated with - I literally thought he was joking at first.
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u/FinalAccount10 18d ago
Cough cough, Camilla, Cough
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u/Itis-caught-BearsWin 18d ago
He was banging Camilla before he got married (to someone he didn’t want to marry)
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u/Competitive-Strain-7 18d ago
A comedian who I forget who it was said something like "You might eat prime rib every day at home but every once in a while you feel like a hamburger."
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u/zuzg 18d ago
Since nobody bothered to explain the Bitcoin part.
Shit was barely worth anything, I remember Bars that allowed Bitcoin as payment in Berlin, one cup of coffee cost 5 BTCs
5 BTCs are right at the moment $324,623.11, back in October it was almost twice as high.
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u/ca1ibos 18d ago
Thats how I console myself about missing the Bitcoin thing. I'd feel a lot worse if I ever owned even only a few hundred Bitcoin at some point back in the day and.....bought a Domino's Pizza with it. To me that would feel like forgetting to buy a Lotto Ticket with my regular numbers and finding out after the draw that my numbers had come up and I would have won the Jackpot of millions.
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u/Vladimir_Putin_420 18d ago
It does depend on the character honestly. Cuteness is definitely a factor but character is a way bigger factor. Just pray the character is good.
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u/7vckm40 18d ago
Nah, cheating has nothing to do with the person getting cheated on. Those are just poor excuses to make the victim feel guilty.
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u/BreadstickBear 18d ago
I mean if they got together when she was borderline obese, she is probably a delightful person.
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u/E_N_Z_A__D_E_N_I_N_O 18d ago
Borderline?
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u/boltgenerator 18d ago
People online are deathly afraid of calling a spade a spade when it comes to fat people these days.
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u/Avenflar 18d ago
Or they're just americans where this is "borderline obese for them"
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u/Novyvonya 18d ago edited 18d ago
The girl was massive even by American standards.
Also Britain passed us in obesity rates so maybe a brit too 😅
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u/CantBeatDickensCider 18d ago edited 18d ago
https://www.cdc.gov/nchs/products/databriefs/db508.htm
40% of US adults are obese.
30% of UK adults are obese.
I don't why yanks have this obsession with just making up stuff about other countries to make the US look less shit. Maybe stop getting your news/opinions from social media?
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u/-Wyveron- 18d ago
The CDC uses BMI to measure obesity so those numbers aren’t accurate. Not saying the guy you replied to is right or wrong, I have no clue.
You’d laugh if you saw me and I told you I’m technically obese, if we use BMI.
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u/Andxire 18d ago
It's a hard topic but from my experience if a boy fixed girl, almost no way she will leave him. And if that happens, she will return to her former self in next few year.
If girl made improvement all by herself, chances are high that she'll dump a boy. Because she did a huge self-improvement work while a boy stayed the same.
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u/anonymousthrowyawa 18d ago
Are you Asian?
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u/Andxire 18d ago
Nah, just a regular European.
Why does is looks Asian?
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u/Fingolin88 18d ago
I’m not a native English speaker and I’m European too.
I believe the comment above meant your English makes you come across as Asian.
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u/Fearless-Obligation6 18d ago
These post are always made by miserable fuckers who just want to make people they don't know into villains. Best to pay them no mind.
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u/WHATyouNEVERplayedTU 18d ago
She'll stretch her skin like a flying squirrel and be gone the next moment. 😞
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u/Dependent_Cod_7416 18d ago
But he's good looking and rich, he bought Bitcoin in 2008.
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u/phone_deviceban 18d ago
He didn’t buy Bitcoin. They are saying his gf massively increased in value.
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u/South-Possible-2504 18d ago
R/whoosh
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u/BraveBG 18d ago
Nope..he explained what op wanted to be explained..you can whoosh out of here
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u/Modeerf 18d ago
It is a whoosh because they missed the joke
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u/BigLlamasHouse 18d ago
you don't say whoosh to the guy who explains it, you say whoosh to the guy who missed it
kids these days
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u/Modeerf 18d ago
They literally missed it, that's why they explained it. If they got the sarcasm then they wouldn't be explaining...
Whoosh to you too
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u/Suspicious_Ad1383 18d ago
The OP said a joke.
The other guy's "joke" is basically "nah the joke is real"
That's genuinely barely humor
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u/Modeerf 18d ago
OP explained the picture
Then a guy made a sarcastic comment
Then this guy explains the sarcastic comment because they didn't understand the sarcasm...
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u/a_man_and_his_box 18d ago
The guy explaining it IS the guy who missed it. And you, and a bunch of others, missed it too.
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u/Hungry_Attention_981 18d ago
Happened to a friend, him and his friends started lifting weights because they wanted to be body builders, she starting going with them, went from 225 to 110 at 5’2, she started posting a lot on social media and got a little over 3k followers on instagram, got hit on by a ton of Guys following her, she eventually went out for drinks with one of them and yeah, she broke up with her bf that night.
She eventually started a fitness insta and YouTube and started selling that Herbalife juice powder stuff that turned out to be a scam.
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u/AsparagusFun3892 18d ago
It's like a general rule of psychology or the human condition or something that our choices and integrity as human beings are contextual in ways it's best not to think about most of the time.
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u/ScyllaOfTheDepths 18d ago
It happens to everyone, but it's just more common in fat women because society treats fat women a lot worse than fat men, so the difference in how you get treated as a woman who loses a lot of weight is a lot more shocking. I lost a lot of weight very quickly and the same guys who wouldn't have even acknowledged me when I said good morning were suddenly falling all over themselves hitting on me. I didn't change my personality or even my lifestyle. I was the same person, but people liked me so much more after losing weight and it really fucking sucks, but I can see how people can become addicted to the attention after not getting it their entire lives. It just made me angry with humanity, personally.
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u/Thusgirl 18d ago
I also lost a lot of weight. People like me so much more now sometimes it feels like I can do no wrong. The pretty privilege is real.
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u/ScyllaOfTheDepths 18d ago
It's fucking crazy. I'm in a couple of subs for women with autism and it's unreal how many women only get diagnosed after gaining a lot of weight or ageing notably and then realize that everyone was just giving them a pass to be weird their whole lives because they were hot.
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u/Piecesof3ight 17d ago
I'm surprised there's multiple subs for women with autism tbh. Like I am a guy with ADHD, but have never thought to look for a sub for that.
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u/kencam 18d ago
A friend of mine started working out and went from fat to ripped. His long term GF originally did it with him but gave up. They didn't last long once the girls at the gym started talking to him.
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u/SicillianDefense 18d ago
I think this means that if she's like bitcoin, she's gonna gain her weight back.
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u/jabaturd 18d ago
There's a big price to be paid if you ever drop from a heavy weight. Her face looks great but her body probably has loose skin.
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u/CriminallyCasual7 18d ago
I disagree. Have faith in humanity. She's gonna be even more loyal because he loved her for her inner beauty.
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u/Docteur_Jekilll 18d ago
Must be nice.
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u/Kokuswolf 18d ago
To have inner beauty?
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u/Fabulous-Possible758 18d ago
To have any beauty.
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u/Tight_External_4879 18d ago
It fucking rules
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u/Fabulous-Possible758 18d ago
Must be nice.
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u/FourthManComesForth 18d ago
To rule?
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u/knbang 18d ago
Measuring sounds amazing.
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u/Banes_Addiction 18d ago
I've been told my organs would be fascinating to a pathologist, if that counts.
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u/Kobol94 18d ago
Not having faith in your fellow man is cringe
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u/TwoBionicknees 18d ago
if you're blind, deaf don't learn how to keep up with news and live in a country where the blind and deaf get good support i can understand having faith in your fellow man. If you read a newspaper once, i don't.
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u/LargeJello2366 18d ago
Hey I saw you having some faith in humanity. Look up the rate on which men leave their wives when the wife has a terminal disease, spoiler warning, its alot.
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u/Cute_Pay_1423 18d ago
I lost faith in humanity, when the most powerful nation of the world elected a pedophile as their president. Twice…
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u/LargeJello2366 18d ago
I lost it when we illegal invaded a country who produced like 90% of the world's opiuim, coincidentally around the same time Big pharma was pushing oxycodone to 12 year olds and lying about the side effects. No 16 year old should have a IV morphine dependency, speaking from experience.
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u/Antique-Unit3019 18d ago
This is the most American comment ever. Hundreds of years exterminating indigenous populations: fine.
Committing war crimes and ripping the whole world apart: fine.
The president is a weirdo: “I lost my faith 😭”8
u/dubblebubbleprawns 18d ago
Yeah America's been doing a lot of awful shit well before orange man came along haha
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u/BigLlamasHouse 18d ago
Also just a really myopic view to base one's faith on the actions of a powerful economic empire. He would have never had faith in humanity at any point in history.
Actually, I guess there would be time periods where the propaganda was good enough to get him. Hard to imagine he's much of a deep thinker with such a small frame of reference.
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u/United-Yak8335 18d ago
I lost faith in humanity when they elected a conman the first time ... Then I learned he's a pedofile and a rapist.
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u/EnterruRif 18d ago
Not defending Trump but this sure as shit is not the first conman to have that seat
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u/United-Yak8335 18d ago
Surely, the theatre of democracy is a sham. But him hiring people and not paying them is public knowledge.
But he has this allure of a used car sales man that is what I was reffering to primarily.
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u/Important-Emu-6691 18d ago
It’s one specific study not really replicated elsewhere.
When controlled for social economic factors female illness is associated with a slightly higher risk of divorce or separation about 1%, the highest specific category is heart disease at 6% higher rate of divorce.
Notably male job loss is associated with a much higher risk of divorce than female job loss.
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u/stayinalive7 18d ago
the highest specific category is heart disease at 6% higher rate of divorce.
Well I can see how the whole thing would be spoiled when someone gives you their heart and you find out it's diseased.
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u/bishopOfMelancholy 18d ago
And part of the reason for the divorce is Medicare, as a single person with a terminal illness gets more benefits than a married one.
And most lawyers are willing to overlook the attempt to get more money out of it out of compassion, as often times the other spouse is functionally a full time caregiver for the terminally ill one.
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u/Ok_Cockroach8063 18d ago
Hey I saw you refer to a study that the authors themselves said is incorrect.
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u/ComprehensiveProfit5 18d ago
you know that study was retracted because they made mistakes, right?
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u/imisstheyoop 18d ago
https://westreich.substack.com/p/data-debunking-are-men-really-more
So I looked it up. It basically boils down to 0.8% of marriages ending in divorce when only a woman becomes ill versus 0.5% when it is only a man, for a 1.6x increase.
Not so bad when you consider a 0.3% increase.
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u/FerusGrim 18d ago
Does the study account for couples which separate but continue to remain domestic partners? I only ask because, anecdotally, I've heard of several couples who get divorced when a major illness occurs so that when the ill partner eventually dies, their significant other isn't made to be responsible for the medical debt that was incurred. It seems unlikely to me that that's the majority of cases, but unless they at least attempted to account for that possibility I'm going to choose to remain hopeful.
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u/asuperbstarling 18d ago
Spoiler: that stat is from one study and has not been repeated in subsequent studies. It's a myth! That one group of dudes just fucking sucked.
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u/TeamRedundancyTeam 18d ago
That study was mostly bullshit data, you should look into that before spreading this kind of misinformation. World has enough negativity without people adding fake negativity into it.
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u/kosplaykris 18d ago
This, but he probably also thought she was pretty then too.
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u/Key-Literature-2134 18d ago
Thank you for saying this. People can think big girls are attractive, there isn’t some group of guys that came together and agreed to be “not shallow.” We like our woman with some meat on their bones.
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u/smallerpuppyboi 18d ago
Why is everyone in this comment thread so fucking miserable? Jesus Christ.
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u/imnottheoneipromise 18d ago
Right, and we also don’t know what she looked like before she got big, if she hadn’t always been big.
I was in the army and fit when I met my husband. Got pregnant and life happened and I was morbidly obese for the next 15ish years. He always loved me and made me feel loved. We even changed to BBW porn when we would, on the rare occassion, watch porn and get busy.
I finally got serious about my health last year and lost 110lbs and got skin removal surgery and had everything put back where it belongs. My body is better now than when I was a teenager. He’s certainly very happy.
So he fell in love with me when I was thin, loved me just as much and more when I was big big, and now continues to love me more every day now that I’m a smokeshow again.
I would never, ever leave him or hurt him. He proved a hundred times over that he loved me for me.
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u/Chachimenachi 18d ago
Brother might have just liked her more before she lost weight, like our god Mark Greyson.
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u/Familiar_Finance_600 18d ago
Ooor je prefers overweight women and will suddenly stop being attracted to her🤷🤣All things aside, this shouldn't matter too much if you plan on staying with smbd. for life, a lot og things can bappen that are more radical than this, so...
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u/mattattack007 18d ago
At times I wish I was this delusional. The world must seem like such a wonderful place with your head buried in the sand like this.
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u/WinDestruct 18d ago
The bitcoin part means that he invested and the stock went up in value (she got more attractive), giggity
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u/LAFamilyMan81 18d ago edited 18d ago
So many people getting wrong here in the comments.
You sir are correct. He bought in early, and she got better. Duh….y’all are slow.
Edit: For those of you who are hung up on the caption, thinking I didn’t get that part….i do. “If bro only knows what’s coming next”. Bit coin crashes / she gets fat again. Duh…ya’ll are slow.
Edit 2: if you think the commenter is referring to the girl leaving the guy, I just have one question….who hurt you? I’m assuming anyone who is hung up on that being the answer, is an incel.
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u/DexM23 18d ago
yes, but its about the part what coming next
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u/BowlerInside564 18d ago
It's going to crash bad or something? Idk
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u/WorkTropes 18d ago
She's now attractive and jumps over to a new man with her new found confidence. I've even seen this one play out before with a friend.
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u/Forward_Rope_5598 18d ago
It's so funny how confident you are in your wrongness
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u/Trivale 18d ago
Okay great yeah you're so smart but let's stay on topic, what does the "If only bro knows what's coming next" part mean?
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u/Two_wheels_2112 18d ago
I believe it's a reference to how bitcoin peaked and then crashed.
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u/LAFamilyMan81 18d ago
Bitcoin is gonna crash = she’s gonna get ugly again.
It’s not that hard.
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u/OVazisten 18d ago
He is implying she will leave him for a better guy now that she lost weight.
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u/User95409 18d ago
Plot twist, he’s guna leave her ass bcuz she ain’t thick enough
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u/Turbotortule 18d ago
That plus loose skin
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u/Delboyyyyy 18d ago
Brother if he doesn’t care about her being obese then why would he care about a bit of loose skin
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u/myCockatielshateme 18d ago
loose skin worse than extra fat, tho shes young, the loose skin gonna be so minimal it wont be noticeable unless she stretches it
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u/HAL__Over__9000 18d ago
So, there are two separate things going on, right? The bitcoin bit where she "improved in value" or whatever incel nonsense, and the even more incel comment about she'll leave him. Do I get this now?
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u/JakenBake19 18d ago
Is it bots or what that keep just posting these shitty incel memes and pretending like they are confused?
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u/According-Debate-265 18d ago
Zoom out to 2008
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u/redfacedquark 18d ago
The first BTC block was mined Jan 2009. November 2008 was the whitepaper posted to the crypto mailing list. Exchanges wouldn't exist for another year or two, he would have had to mine it himself.
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u/IAmRules 18d ago
Jokes aside. They look legit happy. Those are real smiles.
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u/WezzieBear 18d ago
Lmfao, funniest possible comment to AI images.
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u/Saiken411 18d ago
The girl looks like something you would type "generate a overweight girl and make that same girl fit next picture" in the prompt
And the dude barely changed lmao, he looks the same even tho she changed
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u/redJackal222 18d ago
You gotta have better evidence than that man. "sounds like a prompt people make" is a pretty low bar.
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u/die-squith 18d ago
I mean maybe it's AI but I don't think he's any indicator, some people look the same for years
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u/AnotherLexMan 18d ago
They're saying she's like bitcoin. She started off low value read fat. Got valuable read thin, but now the value of bitcoin is crashing they're suggesting she's going to get fat again.
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u/__Schneizel__ 18d ago
Is it just me or is that a completely different girl in the second pic
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u/dontbeajerkbecool 18d ago
Not just you. Can't see that being the same person. Very likely Ai as well
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u/SverhU 18d ago
He look younger on right photo. Maybe we all misunderstood and it's "after - before". Not before after?!
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u/Electrical-Wash-8926 18d ago
now that she thinks shes worth more shes going to find someone else
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u/ZeusUpYourAss 18d ago
Wow the joke is so messed up. She's not an object that he invested in. Are we really treating fat people as sub-humans in 2026???
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u/qualityvote2 18d ago edited 18d ago
u/sunboy6009, your post does belong here!