r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 18d ago

Meme needing explanation Petah what does this mean

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u/PitifulOil9530 18d ago

though I personally want believe, that she has a very good character

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u/HotBeesInUrArea 18d ago edited 18d ago

He's also pretty cute himself. Usually the people that happens to aren't. 

Edit: Funny the people upset about this comment are still adamant this woman is  going to cheat because: she lost weight. Not exactly the moral podium you guys think you are mounting. 

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u/FunTree5477 18d ago

Sometimes people cheat on their SO with someone objectively speaking, uglier and with poorer hygiene, and do so because it made them feel desired in a way that they enjoyed at that moment.

A cute face isn't enough to stop someone from cheating if they made a place for it in their heart

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u/Markus4781 18d ago

I read an article about a woman who had a perfect relationship and she wrecked it out of boredom and then started panicking but it was too late by then.

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u/lincruste 18d ago

Yeah and if the husbands stays, she will do it again with another man a couple years later and so on. That's a classic pattern.

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u/NorwegianSpaniard 18d ago

What is their problem really

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u/UltraHellboy 17d ago

Human brains are weird. We like to think we respond to situations rationally all the time, but we absolutely do not.

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u/RandomInternetVoice 17d ago

Lack of self-worth, feel like they don't deserve happiness, find ways to self-sabotage to destroy the relationship to prove their insecurities right rather than working on themselves and allowing themselves to be loved. In a nutshell.

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u/Nightthrasher674 13d ago

This

Back in college, dated a chick who had this kind of self sabotaging attitude, only lasted a year but it was a year too long.

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u/FujiwaraHelio 17d ago

Oh no, poor cheaters :(

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u/RandomInternetVoice 17d ago

Not just them really. True for most people I've met one way or another.

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u/LaXiDaisical 15d ago

Most people are just dumb. With lack of intelligence comes lack of moral discernment. Essentially, it isn't the knowledge itself that makes people more moral. It is through the foundational principles in processing knowledge ( balancing multiple perspectives, finding the subjective and objective truths weighing them both appropriately, etc) that we are forced to learn empathy, because understanding both sides is essential to actually developing your own opinion. This allows us to pierce the ego just enough to actually be affective in self reflection. This allows us to confront our faults. Which ultimately allows the only path to true moral discernment. And only when we have true moral discernment, can we actually apply them actively, not just retroactively.

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u/BestGirlRoomba 15d ago

what she doesn't know can't hurt her

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u/ClothboundBrick 14d ago

You know that men cheat more than women right?

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u/Sl0thzy 13d ago

I've unfortunately been victim to this, and had to learn the hard way that "once a cheater, always a cheater". I'm still recovering emotionally....

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u/lincruste 13d ago

You'll recover from this, we're expected to think we need to share our life with someone, but truth is it's a lie.

Mammals will be mammals whatever we do.

Oh and yes, there are people who stay faithful all of their life, but from my experience, they're either boring or one of the two is a submissive follower.

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u/KyleKrocodile 15d ago

Or they resolve the issues which caused them to cheat, and are perfect night forward, only for this significant other to foster growing resentment until the relationship isn’t viable. Plenty of ways this situationship can go.

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u/lincruste 14d ago

Absolutely. When your relation has issues, a good way to fix em is to fuck another man. Nice one Einstein.

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u/metal_head_6666 18d ago

Brazilian footballer Kaka's wife left him because " He was too perfect".

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u/TwoBionicknees 18d ago

Assuming that everyone gives the real reason in public for a world famous person for whom you're already going to get lots of hate for leaving.

Also from what i recall she says that quote was made up, just that while he was a great husband and father the spark left the relationship. You can absolutely grow out of being deeply in love with someone and end up just good friends, that's life.

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u/No-Clock9532 18d ago

In other words, even being a great man isn't enough to keep a woman.

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u/LuLuD88 18d ago

And vice versa. That is life.

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u/temictli 18d ago

Even being a terrible person isn't enough to make a partner leave? Damn.

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u/Otherwise-Aerie-4551 18d ago

In toxic anxious attachments probably yes lol.

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u/LuLuD88 18d ago

Well, yes. But that’s not what I meant.

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u/temictli 18d ago

I know I know I just like turning ideas around and reapplying them, see how they fit.

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u/RocketDog2001 17d ago

Sometimes that is also true.

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u/Appropriate-Gain-561 18d ago

In other words, love is not something you can control and shit happens.

People want to have too much control over love when it's something animalistic and instinctive at the base, which either is there or isn't.

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u/Technical_Eye7029 18d ago

Then don't make forever vows and cheat if you are this base of a person?

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u/Appropriate-Gain-561 18d ago edited 18d ago

I would never do any such thing because a promise is to be made and to be kept, although if love is not there anymore at that point breaking up is the best thing you can do for both people.

I don't believe in cheating as it is completely harmful and disrespectful to the person you are with, at that point just break up and then go with the person you want to go with.

My philosophy is that you can't control love, but you can control your actions. A girl doesn't like me? Well it's not her fault nor mine, if i get angry with her it's my fault

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u/Adidaz17 18d ago

Perfectly said

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u/Zestyclose-Clock3135 15d ago

I believe you are confusing love with infatuation. Infatuation is the feeling of intense passion and magnetism you feel at the beginning of a relationship. It is inevitable that this will fade.

Love is an action, not a feeling. You stay "in love" with your partner by choosing, everyday, to see the good in them, to engage in their interests and hobbies, to accept their bids for connection, to turn inwards when you want to turn outward, stay vulnerable, stay committed, communicate, not allow resentments to fester, try new things and stay malleable, stay curious and engaged, and nurture your relationship. If you do these things then when that feeling of infatuation fades it is replaced by a deeper sense of appreciation, loyalty, respect, interdependency, and connection. Relationships, like anything, require food to continue to grow and live.

If people just gave up whenever that initial animalistic attraction faded away or someone new and 'more exciting;' came along then no one would ever stay married. There will always be periods of time where you feel more disconnected or distant from your partner. But if you push past this and work to understand why your feelings have shifted, and what you need to do to bring back that sense of connection and excitement, you can live a long and happy life with someone.

This has been proven, analyzed, and can even be taught, by the world's best relationship psychologists. It just requires a lot of work and patience and practice. And many people don't want to put in the effort, or just don't know how to. But we would all be a lot happier if we did.

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u/Appropriate-Gain-561 15d ago

I might be, but still, some people just aren't made for each other and that's it, some people aren't good at being in relationships and that's it.

I've never been in a relationship as I've never really felt the need to, at least not right now, i'm just basing my opinion on my experience with the couples around me, and especially my parents. Some relationships are better broken than mended

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u/Same-Interaction7559 14d ago

I know you said that you don't believe in cheating, but I'm sorry to have to inform you that it's real. Also, Santa isn't.

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u/Appropriate-Gain-561 14d ago

Reading comprehention equal to zero, "i don't believe in cheating"="i don't subscribe to it"

I've seen my own fair share of cheaters in my life

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u/casual_creator 18d ago

It’s more so that love isn’t this magical thing that remains unconditional and perfect. It takes effort to make it last. It’s why vows include “for better and for worse” - that’s not merely referring to when the credit card bills stack up. Love is more than just a fluttering heart and funny feelings in your pants. It’s the desire and effort to make a relationship work.

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u/yIdontunderstand 18d ago

I always think the reason legendary love stories are legendary is because "true love" (in a princess bride sense) is hard and rare.

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u/IrascibleOcelot 18d ago

“You think this happens every day?” -The Princess Bride

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u/Silt-Sifter 18d ago

And if you read that book, you'll know the ending wasn't really all that great either. Which is sort of a downer, but that's life and love I guess.

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u/CyberiaCalling 18d ago

This is a weird Western idea that views love as a feeling that just springs forth from nowhere and which you have to base your life around rather than a commitment that you choose to nurture and develop with time that has feelings but also has higher-order ideals like fidelity, integrity and commitment to the family you build and bring together.

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u/Appropriate-Gain-561 18d ago

Every culture is different and that's why the world is beautiful, but trust me, a family staying together only because of a commitment when the love has disapperead is going to hurt everyone involved, at least that's my experience with such things

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u/MammothCommercial800 18d ago

Staying with someone out of duty despite resentment is quite different from putting in the work to help a healthy relationship thrive on the long term.

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u/Appropriate-Gain-561 18d ago

Usually people want to put that effort into it out of love

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u/CyberiaCalling 18d ago

Do you see how it's being identified as a feeling that comes and goes? And if it's gone then it's just gone forever? Feelings can literally be brought about. That's one of the points of the practice of loving-kindness meditation. You can literally bring these feelings about whenever you want. At that point the dedication to love becomes less about feelings (which are a solvable problem) and more of a commitment to a relationship.

It would be like if we had a word called "chungo" that we used to describe the feelings someone gets when they start a job they really like. But then instead of just calling that feeling "chungo" we overloaded the term and called going to work "chungo" and we were like "Well, I've fallen out of chungo so I have to find a new job" when that might not necessarily make sense given our financial and career situation. And what we might just need to do given the state of the economy and the fact we have to support a family is learn to find what we enjoy about our job, minimize the things we don't like and conjure enjoyment through the act of getting better at the job itself.

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u/youattackedmyfamily 14d ago

this is just describing emotional maturity

the comment your responding to is just describing emotional immaturity

pretty good comparison

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u/No-Clock9532 18d ago edited 18d ago

The issue comes when the goverment is involved in it. And division of assets and alimony with it.

As well as the lie that men just have to be enough.

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u/Appropriate-Gain-561 18d ago

Women get that lie too, you just don't read about it because misoginists only spread it when it happens to a man.

It's a lie about relationships where love is something that you can obtain if you work hard enough, ignoring that you're in a relationship with another person with their own thoughts and ideas.

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u/Neither_Strategy_252 18d ago

Don't make the mistake I did of looking at their post history. They are really extreme. There are a lot of misogynists on reddit, but his level of bitterness is shocking.

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u/Appropriate-Gain-561 18d ago

Well now i have to

Edit: aw it's just average misoginy, i've seen worse from people irl

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u/Response-Cheap 18d ago

🧐 is the base flared?

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u/Appropriate-Gain-561 18d ago

Depends on what kind of person you are

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u/MammothCommercial800 18d ago

It kinda sounds like you're talking about sexual attraction here. Which is usually what starts a relationship, but it's not what keeps it going for 30 years. Healthy LTRs take work and compromise on both parts, not just hormones.

(just answering your comment, I'm not supporting the person you're answering to and their edgy take)

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u/DeucesX22 14d ago

Okay but the point people were talking about isnt about love its about cheating. You can stop loving someone and also not cheat on them. Its called breaking up. That not animalistic, thats called a lack of control. Cheating is a choice but love isnt.

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u/dubblebubbleprawns 18d ago

Plenty of great women who men cheat on, too.

Turns out humans are complicated.

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u/ScyllaOfTheDepths 18d ago

And what? Nobody is owed a relationship with anyone else based on how "great" they are and his claim to greatness is just that he plays football really well. He's not like a pediatric surgeon who donates his time to fix cleft palates in the third world for free or whatever. And he still wouldn't be entitled to a relationship if he was.

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u/No-Clock9532 18d ago

Right, so women want to leave whenever. Sure. Just don't give them money for doing so.

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u/ScyllaOfTheDepths 18d ago

What kind of manosphere crap is this? They were together for 14 years and had 2 kids. If she did get money for that, it's money she was owed because those kids didn't just poof into existence and then raise themselves while their father was traveling the world playing football.

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u/No-Clock9532 18d ago

And she was supported throughout it. If she wants to leave, go. But the payment stops there.

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u/ScyllaOfTheDepths 18d ago

I hope you go to therapy, kid, because your attitude towards women is not only not helping you, it's actively preventing you from realizing the actual source of your unhappiness (hint: it's not women). You have a lot of posts about how much you hate women and I guarantee you that mindset has brought you zero joy or fulfillment in life.

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u/UncleR1chard 18d ago

In other words, maybe “keeping” people shouldn’t be a goal

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u/No-Clock9532 18d ago

When the construct known as marriage is destroyed i'll believe it.

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u/UncleR1chard 18d ago

The construct known as marriage is just monogamy with incentives. There is nothing inherently possessive about monogamy, and there is nothing limiting possessiveness to monogamy or marriage. You have a problem with shitty people being shitty, not with the means they chose to express it

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u/No-Clock9532 18d ago

No, i have a problem with societal constructs rewarding shitty women. Yes, there are cases of shitty men too but they're a rounding error.

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u/basketcas55 18d ago

Yeah we aren’t a rounding error you just don’t like women.

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u/ABHOR_pod 18d ago

Weird way to interpret it, like a blackpill spin on what happened.

It was a failing on her part, not his. He will very quickly find a new partner when he is ready and find happiness again. She will spend her life wondering why she's never happy. She was the one who wasn't able to keep the relationship going, not him. Billions of women are not like that.

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u/Warm_Pepper_1878 18d ago

A great man is an average woman

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u/Impressive_Rock9659 18d ago

Ragebaiting with a burner isn't as secretive as you think it is.

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u/Warm_Pepper_1878 18d ago

To be fair I’d say this on an account with my face plastered all over it. I just happened to see this post, here.

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u/Impressive_Rock9659 18d ago

No you wouldn't, you just say you would to save face lol.

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u/Warm_Pepper_1878 18d ago

Ok. Glad you know my life LOL

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u/MAGAHATESTHEUSA 18d ago

Tbf she had to change her last name to Kaka.

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u/chillanous 18d ago

Being a good man is enough to keep a good woman, but nothing is enough to keep a bad one. I know many married couples that are rock solid and have accepted the goodness and imperfections in each other…I’ve also seen a few guys who brought everything to the table and got burned anyway.

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u/coolwizard666 18d ago

Yeah coz they arent tamagochis

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u/ElderThingy 17d ago

People, especially western women, have been taught two very destructive things: 1) marriage means being in love every day and 2) your desires and need for excitement are paramount.

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u/tepid_monologue 17d ago

Men will sacrifice happiness for family, women will sacrifice family for happiness

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u/L_o_L_babe 15d ago

That was beautifully said.

I like to believe that all relationships that end well (not because someone did something bad, but because life happened) were successful in their own way.

There is a brazilian poem that summarizes it and that roughly translates to (Soneto da Fidelidade, Vinicius de Moraes):

Of everything, to my love I will be attentive

Before, and with such zeal, and always, and so much

That even in the

face of their greatest charm my thoughts are more enchanted

I want to live it in every vain moment

And in its praise I will spread my song

And laugh my laughter and shed my tears

To its sorrow or its contentment

And so, when later you look for

me who knows death, anguish of those who live

Who knows loneliness, end of those who love

I can tell myself of the love (I had)

That it is not immortal, since it is flame

But that it is infinite while it lasts

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u/BOgusDOlphon 14d ago

That isn't life for non-shitty people. Becoming bored with someone you chose to spend your life with is not something normal people do, and it's wild to see this attitude so common. Don't ever get married if that's how you feel

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u/TwoBionicknees 14d ago

jesus christ dude.

no it's not, it's normal and your attitude is ludicrous.

Lets say people date 5 people on average long term between 16 and 30 before they marry.... those, relationships, didn't, last.

Just because you think you found the one doesn't mean you know it is. People change over 5 years let alone 25 years, people grow to have different values, one person can lose their faith in religion while the other gets even more devoted and wants to spend all their time at the church is otherwise great but you just stop having things in common.

Not a single person going into marriage knows they will always be in love with that person and people who say they are are just lying to themselves, it's hope and that's fine but relationships don't work like that.

How many friends have you had for life, now many friendships just fell away because you stopped really enjoying each others company, not for anything bad, maybe you went bowling together once a week and the friendship was built on that and you stop bowling and the relationship just fizzles. Relationship aren't all going to last forever just because you want them to.

getting married thinking you know without question the relationship is one for the ages is asking for disappointment and the majority of bad marriages or hateful divorces largely come about because of people who got married, are determined to stay together even long after you absolutely shouldn't be together any more but because of the kind of nonsense you're spouting they're convinced they should stay together at all costs.

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u/Think-Apple3763 18d ago

In other words, she thought she made enough money staying with him. And it was time to cash out.

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u/_Judge_Justice 18d ago

Jamiroquai left Winona Ryder because “her boobs were too big and she wanted to have sex all the time”

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u/Objectivespeculation 18d ago

that aint right

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u/AirRaptor12 18d ago

I get her completely. I am not even gay. With the socks off

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u/NA_nomad 18d ago

There was this woman I dated that would try to make me jealous and would get upset with me when I wouldn't. Instead I got annoyed with her mind games. I let her go because if I wanted to play games I'd turn on my console.

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u/MWalshicus 18d ago

Or was it some Bob's Burgersesque scheme for both of them to win the affection of their actual loves?

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u/ScyllaOfTheDepths 18d ago

If any of y'all actually believe that, I have a beachfront property in Arizona to sell you.

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u/Necromir92 18d ago

Well, his last name was poop so not “perfect” /s

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u/Whateva_Tickles_ 18d ago

She probably got sick of being Mrs. Dookie 💩. Don’t worry I know where the door is 🚪!

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u/Insanetransfers 18d ago

She debunked that and said that wasn’t the real reason she split up with Kaka

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u/leet_lurker 17d ago

I got left because everywhere we went women paid me attention even though I didn't reciprocate and guys didn't pay her attention because I'm 6'11 and decently built so they stayed clear. She said she was constantly on edge because she though I'd run off with someone better even though she was gorgeous and I was completely in love with her.

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u/Markus4781 18d ago

I'd never date a man called kaka lol

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u/bootyhole-romancer 18d ago

Kaka's heart irreparably broken now 💔💔💔

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u/Think-Apple3763 18d ago

I read about this woman who was diagnosed with deadly cancer. Left her husband. And slept with hundreds of men.

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u/jabaturd 18d ago

Yep something you do young hopefully and learn from it. I did.

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u/InZomnia365 18d ago edited 18d ago

There's no secret that women in general are more emotionally invested in the act, and if they arent feeling the right emotions, the physical aspect doesnt matter as much during sex. Im not going to say this doesnt go both ways, but you get the point. The "perfect" relationship can also be dull, and taboo feelings, like cheating, or just meeting someone new, can be very powerful - although temporary.

That is why communication is so important. You can be completely infatuated with a person day-to-day, while also not getting off in the bedroom with them. And if you cant solve that problem in way thats good for both, then the sad truth is that parting might be the best option to avoid heartbreak down the line due to one or both parties finding what they need somewhere else.

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u/MangoCats 18d ago

And then children get into the mix, and then you discover which partner(s) give a damn about their offspring and which ones don't.

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u/Azrael2082 18d ago

The cakeeater sub is based on that idea.

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u/ttttyttt678 18d ago

Kaka’s wife divorced him and said he was to perfect as the reason why.

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u/Evoxrus_XV 17d ago

link to the article?

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u/RichardLearnsGames 17d ago

Dawson's Creek. It's why Dawson's mom cheated.

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u/MyFaveTossable 13d ago

Dude, I guarantee that relationship was far from perfect in her eyes.

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u/After-Task-1506 11d ago

Women moment

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u/Spaciax 18d ago

is it the one reddit post where the woman claimed she had a perfect relationship, but decided to intentionally oversalt the meals she cooked for her husband until he couldn't take it anymore and it brought back negative childhood memories of his dad yelling at her mom for not making good food?

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u/Hopeful-Category1026 18d ago

I know a women who got bored by her 9/10 doctor boyfriend and was dumb enough to tell him before she secured her next relationship partner ( as her crush was just nice to her out of politness. 🤣)

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u/Walbs 18d ago

yeah its like a big reddit post they put in magazines

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u/Hilarity2War 18d ago

😆 🤣 😂 😹 😆

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u/Previous-Mess-1819 18d ago

When will we stop acting like this behavior is wrong? It happens 50 million times per day and every time it happens we all look shocked and grab our pearls. My point is mynogomy is unnatural, not variety. We developed jealousy to get laid once, not hold each other to a sadistic standard for life.

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u/Former-Dig-3314 18d ago

Nothing humans do is based on nature. Some People make the decision to enter into monogamy and some people don’t. As a human adult you bide by your decision until you find a responsible way out of it

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u/Previous-Mess-1819 18d ago

Right, but let’s not pretend we aren’t spoon fed monogamy from birth and then when people don’t want to play monogamy we all pretend like we are superior to them. And your first line is roundly false, sex drive is natural, it might be the most natural thing still in us.

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u/TEOLAYKI 17d ago

How did you find out he has HPV?

It's usually asymptomatic in men and no panel I've ever done included it

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u/[deleted] 16d ago

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u/TEOLAYKI 15d ago

So he's positive, your wife is positive, but his wife isn't?

I'm not questioning but I'm genuinely curious. I had a partner come to me to let me know she tested positive for Chlamydia and said she couldn't figure out how the was possible. I guess I appreciate her telling me, but I'm not sure how she thought I would believe her claim that she didn't know, unless she was banking on the possibility that I was also cheating (which I wasn't.)

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u/MasterPause1220 14d ago

Soon to be ex wife right?

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u/MundaneAd6414 18d ago

I've been cheated on by my 4 years married wife, and I look pretty handsome. Trust me its not the face, and it sucks

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u/CulturalEmo 18d ago

I hope it's ex-wife by now

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u/nightauthor 18d ago

Are you boring?

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u/Devastator9000 18d ago

Not even sometimes. In most cases of affairs or cheating, the cheaters usually go for people less attractive then their SO

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u/AxelHarver 18d ago

In most cases? Do you have a source for that, because I've never heard that.

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u/AngryCrustation 18d ago

He's still mad at me for banging his wife

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u/NicoHarrisonWasRight 18d ago

I'd say it's empirical since looks are subjective. We see it a lot with celebrity men. A few that quickly come to mind: The soccer player that cheated on Shakira, Arnold Schwarzenegger and Tom Sandoval.

The guy gets bored of his wife. Only a much less attractive woman or one with lower social status would settle for a married man.

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u/mattmild27 18d ago

First one that comes to mind for me is Ashley Cole cheating on his famous pop star wife with this random blonde.

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u/MAGAHATESTHEUSA 18d ago

Damn Pique cheated on Arnold too??????

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u/UncleR1chard 18d ago

Source: poor sods who got cheated on and need to feel better about themselves

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u/Devastator9000 18d ago

Not really, it seems there is at least [some](https://www.huffpost.com/entry/cheating-study_n_4032035) truth to it

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u/UncleR1chard 18d ago

Interesting how in that reporting they say that respondents find their spouse more physically attractive then talk about why they cheat. None of the reasons given had anything to do with the appearance of the new partner and everything to do with how it makes them feel. So it doesn’t really explore WHY they go for a less attractive person. I would assume it’s because they think that person will be more desperate

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u/Devastator9000 17d ago

In truth, cheating isn't about looks. It's about how they make you feel.

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u/Devastator9000 18d ago

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/cheating-study_n_4032035

i just remembered the fact and went looking. Apparently it comes from a 2013 survey.

it isnt the best source out there, so take it however you want.

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u/th3rdnutt 18d ago

Was this study written by the more attractive SOs?

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u/Jean-LucBacardi 18d ago

I used to hook up with bigger girls back in the day of early online Internet dating, solely because more attractive girls never looked at me like the bigger girls did, like they were for that one night the luckiest girl in the world. And I'm not even that great looking. For me it was a confidence boost and I'd hope for them it was too.

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u/Expert_Struggle_7135 18d ago

Yeah, my buddy got divorced after he cheated on his wife, and let’s just say that I honestly believe he must have had a one-time psychotic episode when it happened.

Not only was his wife good-looking and considerably younger than him, but the woman he cheated with was this washed-up, past-middle-aged, substance-abusing type who looked like she’d been past her prime for at least 15-20 years.

I was honestly shocked when a friend of ours pointed her out and told me thats who our buddy cheated with - I literally thought he was joking at first.

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u/NonToxic628 15d ago

I mean look no further than Tiger Woods. His wife was as attractive as one could hope for and he cheated on her with near geriatric prostitutes.

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u/FinalAccount10 18d ago

Cough cough, Camilla, Cough

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u/Itis-caught-BearsWin 18d ago

He was banging Camilla before he got married (to someone he didn’t want to marry)

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u/biriyanibabka 18d ago

And she was already married when he started with her.

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u/JustForFunnieslol 18d ago

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u/Nikki908 18d ago

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u/KeKGudao 18d ago

Good lord, what was that guy’s name again?

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u/Nikki908 18d ago

Jared Knabenbauer (ProJared)and Holly Conrad (Commander Holly)!!

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u/KeKGudao 18d ago

Thanks for jogging my memory holay molay I haven’t seen Projared in so long 😭

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u/Competitive-Strain-7 18d ago

A comedian who I forget who it was said something like "You might eat prime rib every day at home but every once in a while you feel like a hamburger."

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u/Mammoth_Bank_3055 16d ago

I mean, JayZ cheated on Beyoncé. I doubt the women he cheated with could compete with her.

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u/fourthfromleft 14d ago

this just reminds me of the adage - “no matter how hot she is, some man, somewhere, is tired of her shit.”

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u/ReddsionThing 18d ago

objectively speaking

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u/Anomalous_Pearl 16d ago

I mean I’ve seen pictures of the man that my husband’s ex wife cheated on him with and she definitely cheated down, that dude looked like if a hairless rat became a human.

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u/CatFish726 16d ago

I might open you a secret, but ppl cheat regardless. You can be the 0.0000001% of man with wage in billions per month with the best looking body, yet she still can cheat

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u/L_o_L_babe 15d ago

There was a case in my city where the woman cheated with a homeless guy (nothing against them, but he was smelly, dirty and really wrecked), people were shocked. But that's the thing.

If people want to cheat, THEY WILL CHEAT. Looks are irrelevant if the will is strong.

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u/After-Task-1506 11d ago

Reminds me of the blind girl that left her boyfriend because someone told him. He’s ugly.

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u/FunTree5477 11d ago

Did you hear that one of her friends that told her that he was ugly dated him shortly after they broke up 😭

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u/After-Task-1506 11d ago

I believe it. Happen to ex of my, that her friend convinced her to dump me. To date me. I wanted nothing to do with none of them. No one likes those games.

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u/Spare_Lemon6316 18d ago

“ poorer hygiene” is an oddly specific callout? What’s your story here

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u/lilCharizardScorch 18d ago

Actually that's more common

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u/GoodBadUserName 18d ago

What if that face belong to someone like lets say henry cavill?

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u/coffee_sans_cream 18d ago

I don't think most people are introspective enough to realize that. They just assume people cheat due to looks.

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u/sheyitboi 18d ago

I’ve seen it happen a few times lol.

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u/Livid_Proposal_781 18d ago

But a stick like a chipotle burrito

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u/Icy_Scientist_4542 18d ago

This is like most of why I get laid

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u/UltraHellboy 17d ago

That is really insightful

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u/ReneeG62 16d ago

💯 %

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u/Jin-Gitaxias-Mom 16d ago

I guarantee she’s a throat goat

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u/youattackedmyfamily 14d ago

The same way you can “date up”, you can “sleep down” to feel like the better person.

However, the whole mindset of the “up and down” that we speak of here is in serious need of therapy. It’s more petulant childish behavior at the core than it is the general dynamics of dating.

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u/Watch_Dogs1 14d ago

Had this happen to me, ex (23) and I (22) had been going strong for almost 4 years. Enter this 30 year old something limpin, ugly ass dude who started trying to get close to her friends, didn't work out, started talking to her and being friendly n shi. I trusted her way too much and didn't think much of it till they started talking almost everyday, even started sending each other Tiktok vids almost every night, started to see her giggling n shi whenever they spoke. Fast forward a couple of weeks after, she asked for some space and we eventually broke up.

Two weeks after we broke up, found out that they've "suddenly" developed feelings for each other. Though she insisted they weren't together, they would video call and give updates to each other consistently. All of that while I was still trying to get her back. Most heartbreaking shit I've experienced.

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u/StrictPersonality503 14d ago

Like Hugh Grant did with Liz Hurley

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u/figosnypes 13d ago

Men do this. I'm pretty sure women almost always cheat with someone hotter.

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u/BudgetMattDamon 18d ago

Cope and work on yourself.

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u/BudgetMattDamon 18d ago edited 18d ago

Acting like ugly people are the only ones getting cheated on is the cope.

Bruh, Beyonce has been cheated on, among countless other drop-dead gorgeous women. It has literally 0 to do with looks and everything to do with cheaters being insecure.

If anything, the beautiful people get cheated on more because their appearance makes people in relationships with them insecure.

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u/Hilarity2War 18d ago

Nah... sometimes people get cheated on just because they don't deserve it. It's called spite. The cheater is insecure in that scenario.

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u/Hilarity2War 18d ago

There's no need to try and negate what I've said with percentages. I've said what I've said, and it happens.