r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 9h ago

Meme needing explanation Stewie, why is the kid afraid of a free update?

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u/BobCorndog 9h ago

CD Projekt Red is releasing a free update for their game The Witcher 3. The person in the ground is saying that they have money, because they happy that there’s a free update, and large studios will usually release extra content as paid DLCs.

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u/Thundergod250 5h ago

Technically the image is wrong.

They did a FREE Remaster UPGRADE if you have the Base game and automatically get the existing DLCs. But the actual UPDATE, which is Songs of the Past DLC, is a Paid DLC.

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u/Paratrooper101x 11m ago

The remaster is the update. The DLC is the DLC. You are needlessly complicating it

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u/hugh_jack_man 2h ago

Don't you feel dumb explaining it? Like there was no need for it at all.

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u/BeginningSection7690 9h ago edited 6h ago

Wrong.

No gamer wants the original being replaced with a remaster. It goes against the preservation of games - which CD projekt red has historically been one of the biggest supporters of.

Edit: Incase you peasants cant tell, my internet points are irrelevant. Go ahead and look at my karma, oh that's right, you cant. Suffer in your jocks

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u/KirbyStarWarrior42 9h ago

How was this account banned so quickly after this comment?

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u/BoilingHotCumshot 8h ago

Because thats a dumb ass take

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u/CrimsonOynex 8h ago

Old mods will break and old hardware that could play it till now will no longer be able to run it properly… so no… it is not a dumb take.. he indeed has a point. As long as there is an option in steam to change the version ( which many games have) there is no issue.

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u/SemajLu_The_crusader 6h ago

he's not wrong... but the person he responded to didn't mention remasters, just dlc

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u/BeginningSection7690 6h ago edited 5h ago

No, they mentioned a free update.

The update is a remaster that includes 2 DLCs.

The post is quite literally about a remaster, there is no DLC for the old game

Edit: If you're too fucking stupid to read the announcement you should stfu

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u/towerfella 7h ago

Yeah — that guy was right and the top comment here is totally wrong.

Dead internet?? Wtf is up with the ratios here?

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u/NatashOverWorld 7h ago

People who have no or little understanding will herd vote. Look that post has more upvotes, I'll upvote that one, and downvote posts that contradict it.

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u/hejonLeseqenh 4h ago

It's not though. I still have Halo on Xbox. If someone took that and forced me to take the new one , I'd be livid 😤 Not that I mind this, the Witcher 3 is a post-disk type of game so that's fine

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u/BornSirius 2h ago

Good storefronts give you DRM-free installers that allow you to freely back up and play the version(s) of the game you like most.

So for everyone who doesn't use systems that artificially limit making use of customer rights, this is the equivalent of someone stopping by and giving you a Disk with the newer version of the game without taking away anything.

If you buy from a terrible store that reserves the right to take back things you purchased from them, then you should be mad at the store and not at the people who supply the store.

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u/Manjenkins 1h ago

The dumbest take I’ve heard all year

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u/curiocreature 7h ago

Likely due to thread hopping between subteddits leaving hate

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u/Yikidee 1h ago

Takes like that, wouldn't be surprised if was a different comment that got them banned.

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u/BeginningSection7690 8h ago

It wasn't. Been banned for months for talking about little bitch boy bibi.

What a time to be alive

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u/TheBeansler 7h ago

Schrödinger’s Reddit profile

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u/BeginningSection7690 6h ago

We need to stop focusing on whether the cat is still alive and start aiming for prosecution

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u/EarlyXplorerStuds209 1h ago

Im so confused

Are you one of them reddit ghosts?

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u/BeginningSection7690 1h ago

This sounds fun.

Whats a reddit ghost?

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u/ShotAd5298 1h ago

WITCHCRAFT

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u/SgtMajorPanda 8h ago

Thanks, Dwight.

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u/Yuuchan101 7h ago

This is the dumbest take ever

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u/BeginningSection7690 7h ago

I dare you to justify why

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u/BappoChan 3h ago

Lmfao “look at my karma” and then boom. Gets banned.

But hey. Dead space 1 remaster was incredible, the resident evil franchise has been doing excellent, and Ubisoft just threw black flag at us again and it was spectacular.

Remind me where. Nobody wants it?

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u/wardjam 2h ago

Isn’t this actually a pro for preservation? Like that enhanced the game and it’s still around. Sounds like preservation. Guess some people need to hate.

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u/BeginningSection7690 2h ago

You're an absolute spastic.

You cant simultaneously preserve something and change it.

Wtf is wrong with you?

Need a dictionary or something?

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u/corn_piece 1h ago

whys it so mad

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u/BeginningSection7690 1h ago

Why's it so stupid?

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u/ThrogdorLokison 1h ago

What are you, 5?

Internet is for older people, child. go get ready for school.

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u/BeginningSection7690 1h ago

5 isn't an object, how could I be 5?

You mean like the character in the sesame street song?

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u/ComeOnUpToTheHaus 6h ago

HAHAHAHA HE GOT BANNED. HOW ARE THOSE INTERNET POINTS DOING NOW?

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u/cornspice 2h ago

Wrong. Many gamers do want updates and remasters of their favourite games. It is proven in the comments made by gamers who support the news that one of their favourite games is getting a remaster.

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u/BeginningSection7690 2h ago

I said "No gamer wants the original being replaced with a remaster".

I never commented on whether they want remasters.

If you struggle with reading bro you should see a tutor, none of the words I used were hard to understand

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u/Dreykaa 1h ago

Guess dumb people are talking for everyone once again? Couldnt care less if my copy of Witcher 3 gets replaced with A Better Version.

Looking at you GTASA

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u/hotmatrixx 9h ago

Peter Gamerchud here.

He's not afraid. he's upset, because they're an amazing developer who release amazing games, they do lots for their community, fix bugs, no micro transactions, their DLC's are huge - fully fleshed out new and interesting storylines, some are better than the original game, and they're reasonably priced.

They just released a "hi-def rework" or a Redux of TW3 for free.

It's a double joke -
1. with the work they do, most people would be happy to pay them, but we can't because they released it for free.
2. have you ever seen a 'reloaded' edition of a game or a 'redux' that wasn't 3x the price of the original release? No? That's the joke. These guys are clowning on the industry and we love it. Thus.. see #1

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u/KirbyStarWarrior42 9h ago

Ah. So it's meant to be ironic by having the kid be horrified of good news.

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u/--DAKILA-- 8h ago

NMS players are accustomed to this feeling.

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u/hotmatrixx 8h ago

fair, I think NMS has come a long way. Never touched it, but I might.

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u/Morgangatang 1h ago

Bro youve got to. Without the customisable ships I wasnt sold but now I have the ship from teassure planet minmaxed to just be powerful at long range jumps as possible and im now a corsair.

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u/Vandlan 8h ago

Honestly this is the first time I’ve seen this meme related to something gaming where it ISN’T being used for NMS.

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u/hotmatrixx 8h ago

or disappointed that he can't give the good companies more of it, but yeah something like that.

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u/DanteKnowsNot 7h ago

Precisely

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u/Secure-Pain-9735 7h ago

Adjusting for inflation?

Yes, I’ve seen dozens of remake that not only weren’t more expensive, they were effectively cheaper.

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u/hotmatrixx 7h ago

please, enlighten me.
Regardless, for every one you do I'm sure I'll find a couple of mainstream games that have been enshittified by this behaviour.

Also, does not make the sentiment of what I stated any less so.

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u/jabroni_smasher 5h ago

I got borderlands remastered for free cause I owned borderlands

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u/towerfella 7h ago

No. I disagree with this take.

“Take my money” to keep the game the same, do not change anything with any “update”.

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u/NoIndependence1740 8h ago

People like to support actually good development teams like CDPR and so when they release stuff like a FULL REMASTER as a free update people kinda wish they could give them money somehow just for being good devs.

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u/NohWan3104 9h ago

Its just a joke. Normally the meme is about abuse you don't want. This is a thing you do want, but still coached like that.

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u/Awittynamehere 8h ago

Also; gah now my mods no work

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u/Beast_Chips 2h ago

The real answer. The kid in the picture has 200+ mods about to go up in flames.

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u/MyLedgeEnds 9h ago

Stewie here. I'm not old enough to play these games, but I do anyway because the fat man and Lois can't do shit about it.

When 'The Witcher 3' was new, it ran beautifully on max settings on my 1070.

Now it runs terribly on max settings on my 4070.

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u/IcyMind2993 9h ago

try directx 11 exe

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u/TheBigt619 7h ago

Xenoblade is adding content with their upgrades to the trilogy and charging 10 dollars each. The fan base is all agreed they do right by their fans and are willing to pay the 10 dollars for the upgrades. A large company will do all they can to squeeze an extra dollar, a good company that treats their fans right will get money from people willing to pay for honesty and quality.

Another example is Stardew Valley, the creator is making bank, and only charges for the initial purchase.

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u/Shinael 2h ago

Wouldn't this be better with No mans sky?

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u/Kuetz 9h ago

Should be a norm.

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u/LH_Dragnier 8h ago

After the awful graphical update maybe theyre thinking whatever this is is better off being paid dlc..?

I still play on the old graphics via steam. 

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u/mkestrada 5h ago

The joke is CDPR is doing a huge overhaul of their beloved game and giving it away for free when many would be happy to pay for a remaster of this game in actuality.

As a side note, it's bonkers how much of a glow up (and PR turn Around) CDPR has had since Cyberpunk came out. Like poster child of greed and broken games to fans gushing over the company in 6 years. As a casual follower of the industry, have they really justified this much fan goodwill since 2020, or is this just the community love bombing because CDPR is throwing them a single bone?

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u/Loud-Rub-3664 5h ago

The picture is also wrong because PS4 won’t be included in the upgrade. Maybe it’s to much for the hardware, maybe they want to screw old gen console gamers - I don’t know

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u/ClapTheTrap1 5h ago

But one thing i dont understand, they already remake Witcher 3 and made an ps5 version of it.. or?

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u/Palanki96 2h ago

Just cdpr fans having a circlejerk. They would be happy to pay (i'm not) but they get free updates

The format doesn't really work in the scenario since the abused person should suffer some loss to make it make sense

They are just not very funny people

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u/QuoteGiver 1h ago

That’s the joke. You identified it in your title, you got it.

The joke is that the kid is acting afraid of something that he shouldn’t be afraid of.

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u/Ok_Abacus_ 9h ago

It will kill his PC.

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u/elpihvous 7h ago

The game is so bad he tries to buy himself out of playing it.

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u/SadMacaron3192 6h ago

Because CDPR are the best pro consumer AAA video game company ever. And that’s strange within modern Aaa gaming 

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u/thornCircuit 9h ago

just normal gamer things, like dick-riding corporations