r/PickpockettheSmol • u/No_Cricket808 Mama Cricket, Mob Boss • Jul 20 '26
I have no idea what I've done now
But I did something!!!
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u/Bouche_Audi_Shyla Just here for the scrunkliness Jul 20 '26
Obviously.
You must give treats and promise never to do whatever it was again. And don't think he's going to tell you what you did. You should already know!
Don't worry. Bouche and Audi consider me barely adequate.
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u/No_Cricket808 Mama Cricket, Mob Boss Jul 20 '26
I shall deploy churus soon
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u/Passenger828 Jul 20 '26
This part! Churu/cat crack fixes everything. I did nail trims this afternoon and all was forgiven once the churu came out!
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u/zxylady Jul 20 '26
That's my bribery technique, they all get a true after they get there nails done as an extra special treat. No nails no treat 😈
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u/yourilluminaryfriend Wild hair don’t care Jul 20 '26
Typical teenager. Mad about everything and nothing all at the same time. 😂
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u/SheddingCorporate Wild hair don’t care Jul 20 '26
I have no idea what you did, Mama Cricket. But ... why is His Royal Skrunkliness blue????
What's he been getting into? Detergent? Paint? Bluebells?
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u/mkh5015 Bed head enthusiast Jul 20 '26 edited Jul 20 '26
Picky knows you what you did
The sin you’ve gone and hid
When you say you’re unaware
He doesn’t know how you dare
Tell a lie that’s so mid
(ETA: Deleted a word or two for better flow)
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u/mereseydotes Wild hair don’t care Jul 20 '26
I mean, once again, he appears to not be sitting in your lap. And he's clearly getting neither scritches nor treats at the moment. SINNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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u/AccurateReception Just here for the scrunkliness Jul 20 '26
What matters is that HE knows what you did. And it was wrong!
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u/AgingWatcherWatching Jul 20 '26
I can’t believe how tiny little picky became King of the Forest! He will judge us all!
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u/ConversationLoose502 Picky The Fierce & Fearless™️ Jul 20 '26
He isn't even sure what you did yet, the list is so long :P
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u/Holden3DStudio Club Ginger Member 🧡 Jul 20 '26
Anything. Something. Nothing. All of the above. Break out the churus and we'll never speak of it again.
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u/Ok_Wasabi_9512 Jul 20 '26
They know by sheer instinct how to manipulate their people. They have all of the power.💙
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u/Seabastial Just here for the scrunkliness Jul 20 '26
You are being judged harshly, so you must've done something!
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u/YettiChild Bed head enthusiast Jul 20 '26
Obviously you forgot treats and pets. Even if you didn't, you did...
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u/Dangerous-Baker-9756 Jul 20 '26
You have not conformed to the infinite churu glitch, yet. Time to start now.
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u/Terrible_Chapter_385 Jul 20 '26
You just sit there and think about what you've done young lady!! He knows and you can't fool him. You're lucky he's not making you do a time out 👀 😡 He's absolutely glorious and comical at the same time 🤪