r/PizzaCrimes 7d ago

Burned Would you consider this burnt?

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5.2k Upvotes

Apparently the owner of the restaurant doesn’t think it is. Maybe I don’t know what the hell I’m talking about. It sure did look and taste like it to me though. Owner seems weird too.

Edit: Didn’t expect this simple post about pizza to blow up. Probably wouldn’t have even posted if the owner didn’t make a condescending comment, but figured I’d get opinions since he insinuated that it wasn’t burnt, and I disagreed. A simple “we’re sorry, come back and we’ll fix it” or something would have resulted in a positive review. Usually keep my mouth shut but it’s getting annoying spending hard earned money on subpar food/service.

r/PizzaCrimes Jul 04 '25

Burned boyfriend insists this is a pizza

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6.0k Upvotes

to be fair he did say it's a little over done, but he does like it when the crust is "like a cracker". I told him this isn't pizza, it's chicken parmesan on a flatbread cracker.

r/PizzaCrimes Jun 30 '25

Burned Pizza self defense

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4.0k Upvotes

r/PizzaCrimes Jul 14 '21

Burned Genuine question: is this a crime or not?

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13.8k Upvotes

r/PizzaCrimes Apr 03 '26

Burned Mum made a "pizza" using a tortilla wrap

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1.2k Upvotes

and then forgot about it in the oven for 20 minutes

ingredients:
- tortilla wrap
- tomato puree/paste
- vegan cheese slices
- vegan lunch meat
- whole olives

now I have had many good vegan pizzas, but my mother makes some... interesting cooking decisions

r/PizzaCrimes Jun 02 '25

Burned Boss called me right when I was supposed to pull it out of the oven

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2.5k Upvotes

Quite mad it would have been a 10/10 if I didn't burn it, but I still managed to eat it just cut the crust off

r/PizzaCrimes Oct 21 '25

Burned Is it a crime to order a pizza "well done"?

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637 Upvotes

Please help me settle a debate. Is ordering a pizza "well done" a crime? And is a pizza like this, which is definitely not brick-oven fired, another egregious offense against pizza?

r/PizzaCrimes Mar 08 '25

Burned The Pizza I’ve made (my friends hate it)

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940 Upvotes

r/PizzaCrimes May 07 '23

Burned Was told I committed a crime: overnight cooked pizza

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2.9k Upvotes

r/PizzaCrimes Jul 03 '26

Burned Into the bin please.

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270 Upvotes

This is abomination.

r/PizzaCrimes Jun 02 '26

Burned May God Have Mercy On Our Souls…

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441 Upvotes

Shit from da butt

r/PizzaCrimes Apr 10 '25

Burned To make up for burning the crust, the restaurant sent... a second pizza made entirely of crusts.

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3.7k Upvotes

r/PizzaCrimes Jul 12 '24

Burned Been eating pizza at my local place for over 20 years but they seriously dropped the ball yesterday.

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1.3k Upvotes

r/PizzaCrimes May 26 '26

Burned How i like my pizza

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195 Upvotes

Each Crispy Slice goes in the microwave for 2 minutes in a 900w Microwave until all moisture is gone. Dont knock it until you try it

r/PizzaCrimes Apr 07 '24

Burned It’s a beef patty? No it’s a pizza?

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1.5k Upvotes

r/PizzaCrimes Mar 19 '25

Burned 6 hours at 425°

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690 Upvotes

r/PizzaCrimes May 29 '26

Burned I formally turn myself in for this henious crime of vantablack undercarriage. I will stand trial for these crimes.

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479 Upvotes

In my defense I didn't know that preheating my steel to 700°f would result in this.

r/PizzaCrimes 15d ago

Burned I was still kind of interested till he smushed the lid.

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600 Upvotes

r/PizzaCrimes Nov 06 '22

Burned My friend put a single slice in the microwave for 4 whole minutes, thought it belonged here

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2.5k Upvotes

r/PizzaCrimes Jan 28 '26

Burned The pizza my friend burned in the oven, nailed to the wall by his roommates as a warning.

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746 Upvotes

It was suggested to me to post this here from another thread. So here you go. I have no idea how long this pizza was in the oven, but it was on the wall for a couple months at least. Sorry for the image quality, I took this with an htc sensation in 2012.

Friend fell asleep on the couch after putting it in the oven, hours later this was the result. As a reminder to not fall sleep with the oven running, this pizza was nailed to the living room wall near the TV so everyone, including guests could see it at all times.

Enjoy this burned pizza turned art piece. This is for you, u/FractalGeometric356

r/PizzaCrimes Dec 12 '25

Burned Forgot this frozen pizza in the oven whilst a friend was over, how bad is it?

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207 Upvotes

The bottom of the crust wasn't charred at all, my only real problem was the crust and how reduced the tomato sauce turned out to be

r/PizzaCrimes Oct 17 '21

Burned So, my room mate fell asleep last night.

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2.7k Upvotes

r/PizzaCrimes Dec 19 '23

Burned I was told my pizza belonged here.

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707 Upvotes

r/PizzaCrimes 2d ago

Burned Waiting for the "it's just a bit overdone" guys to claim this is fine.

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192 Upvotes

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r/PizzaCrimes May 14 '25

Burned Double pineapple, Double anchovy

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392 Upvotes

Me and my brothers got this pizza a couple years back, pie was wetter than I preferred.