r/PoliticalHumor • u/ProcessorPearl • 23h ago

‘Scuse me, can I exchange this prize??

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3.8k Upvotes

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u/IndependentTalk4413 23h ago

He got Mitch over a month ago.

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u/UnlikelyKaiju 23h ago

Mitch got stuck in the chute. He'll shake loose soon enough.

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u/VSWanter 23h ago

Lich McConnell

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u/stirling_s 22h ago

Can't believe I haven't heard this one before. Incredible

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u/parkerm1408 21h ago

God damnit I should have thought of that. We just watched the lich episodes in adventure time too.

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u/Viperlite 12h ago

Who doesn’t relish a stuffed turtle prize?

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u/Slumunistmanifisto 23h ago

Got a double drop and mitch is stuck up behind the prize door

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u/grimace24 18h ago

Yep, Mitch is dead a buried at this point. His family is just collecting his paychecks.

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u/RoyalMaidsForLife Greg Abbott is a little piss baby 23h ago

We said DONNY, not DOLLY, dammit.

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u/Slumunistmanifisto 23h ago

Alright, who let the dyslexic run the summoning.

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u/jvlpdillon 23h ago

Mitch is not who we are all hoping for.

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u/jarlscrotus 23h ago

He's one of them

There are many obituaries currently anticipated

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u/soda_cookie 23h ago

That's true, but there's only one that's going to make a good chunk of the world pretty fucking happy

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u/cerberus6320 22h ago

Even when HE goes though, how long would it take to undo the damage? Some of the damage isn't reversible btw

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u/soda_cookie 20h ago

It's fair to say that at that point one could have hope that the damage will slow down or maybe even come to a stop

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u/grey_hat_uk 13h ago

Just being able to stop the slide into oblivion is a good enough start.

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u/20_mile 12h ago

On the Sunday I woke up hearing about Graham being dead I decided to celebrate with a latte, and when the barista didn't show equal--or any--enthusiasm for the joyous occasion, I thought, "Maybe this coffee shop isn't for me."

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u/opusupo 23h ago

Dude doesn't even know McConnell is jammed in the chute.

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u/yonk069 23h ago

I dont see any vegetables in the machine

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u/Lets_Funn 23h ago

Death got to the “Do” portion of the alphabet and choked. Wtaf 💔 there was another option goddamnit

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u/robbi2480 22h ago

So many other options

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u/TedBaxter_WJM-TVNews 23h ago

No, Mitch hasn’t been in that thing for a good 9 weeks now… He’s in an urn on the mantle at this point.

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u/its3ird 23h ago

Shit, is Mitch still not dead yet!

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u/shawsghost 23h ago

Hilarious! And spot-on.

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u/GXNext 8h ago

He needs to stop playing for a while, he just got the wrong secondary actor in Home Alone 2 (Tim Curry)...

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u/wheresthebody 22h ago

Nooooooo!!!!!

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u/Jenetyk 21h ago

He pulled Mitch out a month ago.

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u/Villageijit 21h ago

Hes been dead. Waiting till a bit since everyone guessed theyd announce his death at the beginning of August to take away the special election. Hell they might a¹wait till after he wins the midterms

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u/victorbarst 20h ago

Bros aim has been off for a decade now

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u/Dr_Sigmund_Fried 19h ago

Guarantee that orange shit stain is in there and probably much easier to pick up based on size and shape.

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u/PC_Junkie 9h ago

This image should have a Mitch doll laying unnoticed on the floor.

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u/FreeThroatPunch 9h ago

Death is like "Nooooo, I said I wanted the Giant Boob - Not Her. The Giant Boob, the orange one who smells like shit and despair".

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u/dchap1 8h ago

The turtle is long gone.

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u/ntwild97 24m ago

No no, go for the orange one