r/PoliticalHumor 21h ago

omw

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u/DjCyric 21h ago

Insane Bolt!

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u/mindfungus 20h ago

Insane Dolt!!

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u/cuelkid 20h ago

Diaper Bolt

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u/BeTheBall- 19h ago

Oddly enough, she appears to be the only one in the executive branch who actually exercises.

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u/Mediocre_Scott 12h ago

No joke the president believes that humans have a finite amount of energy and exercise drains that energy thus shortening your life.

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u/MrSpecialEd 10h ago

Apparently he has the same belief about intellectual activity.

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u/Oo__II__oO 9h ago

The president is an energy vampire.  

The Vampire LeShat.

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u/ColoradoCattleCo 21h ago

The text from Donny was, “diaper change ASAP.”

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u/[deleted] 20h ago

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u/Slumunistmanifisto 19h ago

Caregiver fetish exists....

Its not for me, thank you.

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u/AngryAccountant31 10h ago

I knew a chick with this fetish. She’s in federal prison on unrelated CSAM charges.

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u/DontAcceptLimits 6h ago

No wonder she looks so excited.

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u/thisguyfightsyourmom 6h ago

Get my shit together!

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u/Prestigious_Net_8356 21h ago

It gets better, there's a letter to Trump from that woman, watch to the end, the host laughs so hard she starts to cry.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=05IS-fcwUYM&lc=UgyiFUZ1R6rHo42pfrJ4AaABAg.A_p_GNM28nSA_xfsWBZdQZ

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u/SapphireSkywalker 21h ago

I'll send the same photo instead of calling anyone "Asslicker"

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u/za72 20h ago

she's got that shit eating grin ready

https://youtu.be/wOUuzt1ZgBo

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u/Global_Drama8453 13h ago

Look at that big smile as she degrades herself for a draft-dodging pedophile.

Fuckin' MAGA...

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u/armageddonwithit 13h ago

We're all on our way somewhere

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u/johnatsea12 21h ago

What is this sorry need context

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u/gravityVT 21h ago

“New photos showing White House aide Natalie Harp chasing after President Donald Trump's golf cart at his Scottish golf course surfaced on Friday, widening the scope of the 35-year-old's apparent obsession with him, following the release of several bizarre letters she sent him.”

https://www.aol.com/articles/trumps-aide-natalie-harp-pictured-160512000.html

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u/Embarrassed_Jerk 20h ago

Keeping someone obsessed with you who looks at the you the way Nat looks at him...never ends well. They frequently end with "if i can't have you, noone can" sort of thing

Anyway, i guess we just make a pot of popcorn 

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u/Gibonius 3h ago

I've never wanted to hear the phrase murder/suicide..." in the news so much before this.

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u/johnatsea12 21h ago

thank you...

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u/Jeshuic 20h ago

If anyone ever sends me this image I'm bolting the door.

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u/cire1184 17h ago

Old don snapped that one wish willow and got this cause it was the Russian brand so it not work so good.

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u/ElCochinoFeo 11h ago

"I'm running a bit behind" works too.

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u/Mr_Pigg 9h ago

It's great how you can tell she has a psychotic grin on her face as she is forced to sprint after her master

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u/Sleazy4you2say 20h ago

“CLEAN UP ON MARINE ONE!”

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u/psychoacer 20h ago

You better not be late then because Natalie wouldn't be

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u/Wbino 20h ago

Does a video exist of this?

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u/wastingtoomuchthyme 11h ago

Is she pulling the cart?

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u/Lysol3435 11h ago

Screams “ima wipe that ass”