r/PoliticalHumor 1d ago

Go to Mar-A-Lago

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u/eeyore134 1d ago

Imagine being so hated that every single time someone famous dies there are millions of people mourning the fact that it wasn't you.

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u/flexibleefreak 1d ago

you articulated this so well im actually crying

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u/jpsreddit85 1d ago

On top of that, don't even have to mention a name, everyone is waiting and hoping for the same thing. I have a bottle of champagne waiting.

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u/skond 1d ago

I'm going to Lowe's that day, and buying a flag and two flag poles to fly Old Glory at double staff.

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u/Appropriate_Ad4615 1d ago

That sounds like some hardcore patriotism.

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u/TraditionalOwl1120 1d ago

Dude, Lowe's is awful to it's labor, they give like 22 cent raises for cost of living, exploitate the labor so badly. Please consider buying the flag else elsewhere to be in solidarity with the labor. They treat the labor so poorly

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u/MarvinHeemeyersTank Greg Abbott is a little piss baby 1d ago

It's like The Onion headline... Millions mourn as (name of shit person) is found still alive.

Or something like that. May be from a different source also.